AN: Albinounicorn I know that you wanted Vegeta to meet Link, but I did not know what to have them say to each seemed easier and more logical than having them fight between each other.

Disclaimer: I do not own Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball Z Kai, or Dragon Ball GT.

"We have Goku with 66 points, Vegeta with 61 points, Chichi with 56 points, Master Roshi with 54 points, Bulma with 53 points, Trunks with 47 points, Majin Buu with 46 points, Mr. Satan with 43 points, Goten with 42 points, Videl and Future Bulma with 35 points, Gohan with 32 points, Future Trunks, and Oolong with 30 points, Krillin with 29 points, 18 with 28 points, Piccolo with 27 points, Launch, Bra, and Marron with 26 points, and, Future Gohan, and Bills with 25 points. All of you watch this Majora's Mask abridged by Xanas and decide rather Vegeta or Link is the biggest dick.

The parody played, and Gohan, ever the studious boy, took diligent notes. "These are the points towards Link being a dick:
Killed chipmunks.

Wants to stab Majora's eyes out because he stole from him.

Abused his horse.

Fraud rubies.

Kills random people.

Rapes someone while on magic beans.

Stared to eat him alive.

Cut off princess' limbs to fit her in a bottle.

Wanted to kill a baby.

Blew up children.

Robs graves.

Own words "Sociopathic scumbag"

Breaking and entering.

Pleased by gore.

Others' suffering makes his dick as hard as diamonds.

Insults.

Points towards him being less of a dick than Vegeta:

Link listens to random people.

Stood up for man who is going to be executed.

Distributes hate equally.

Sometimes warns before attacking.

Less gruffy.

So, overall I would say they are both dicks but in different ways. Vegeta used to kill more people than Link did in the parody. Vegeta destroyed entire planets without a reason. However, Vegeta was controlled by Frieza and was raised on planet Vegeta. Link did everything out of his own will. Also, Vegeta now has a family which he cares about. I place my vote on Link being the bigger dick? What do you all think?"

"As if I would disagree with myself," Future Gohan laughed.

"Link. Vegeta is a good guy," Goku said all smiles.

"I have to admit that Vegeta is the scarier of the two but I have to agree that he has changed. Link," Chichi agreed.

"Ah, he's just gruffy. There's no way Link would have let me hang with Trunks all the time," Goten declared.

"Of course I vote on Link. I know my husband. He has become a softy."

"What was that woman? Softy? I'm not a softy."

"Oh, yes you are." Bulma giggled. "Just one look at Bra and your Saiyan heart melts."

"Papa's not mean or scary. Link is though." Bra mumbled.

"Sure, Dad can be tough to deal with sometimes but he cares. At least now he does," Trunks admitted.

All eyes fell on Future Trunks. "Uh…Well, I still think my dad is the biggest dick, but this Vegeta can actually be pretty nice." Future Bulma and Future Chichi nodded in agreement.

"I don't know Vegeta very well, but he doesn't seem that bad, so I'm gonna say Link," Videl replied.

Marron looked at Vegeta quizzically. "Vegeta looks scarier."

"Marron! That was mean."

"Leave her alone Krillin. It's fine." 18 asserted. "I have to say Link as well. At least Vegeta has always had a reason behind his actions."

"I, uh, agree." Krillin stammered.

"I don't care either way. Leave me out of it." Piccolo remarked.

"Buu don't really understand. What is dick?"

"That's alright Buu. You don't need to understand. After all those comments in favor of Vegeta it would look pretty bad of me not to agree, right?" Hercule posed for the camera. "Link is the biggest dick!"

"Dad! When are you going to stop embarrassing me?" Videl hid her face with her hands.

"I don't care either," Oolong answered. "I think they are both pricks."

"That's not nice Oolong," Sweet Launch admonished. "I don't like this dare. I don't think we should call anyone a dick."

"I agree with Launch." Master Roshi leaned in close to Launch. "I don't think we should call anyone names either."

"Shut up old man!" Chichi yelled. "If anyone should be called names it should be you."

"And Bills, what do you say?" The Announcer asked.

"Does it matter? Link has already won. This Link character does not even exist anyway."

"Okay…Well, you have it ladies and gentlemen. With only vote in favor of Vegeta, Link is the biggest Link. Congratulations Vegeta. Your friends think highly of you."

"How many times do I have to say this lot are not my friends?"