AN: This part is a companion to Fairytale. This time, James' POV. ibelieveintruelove, thanks for the idea! Hopefully this one turns out okay.

Happily Ever After

Rating: K+

As lame as it sounds, sometimes I compare my life to the pathetic "fairytales" my mom used to read to me. She said it was a "cultural experience" to read the stories Muggles read... some cultural experience, they all start and end in the same way. The princess (incredibly hott, big boobs, long flowing perfect hair, gorgeous castle) goes through a tradgedy (which usually isn't that tragic) and her knight in shining armor comes to rescue her (also incredibly good looking, muscular, riding some white horse that looks like it would be more suitable for the princess). Then they ride off into the sunset (on the prissy white horse) and they live happily ever after. The end.

I'm so close to that happily ever after, it scares me.

I've got my princess: Lily Evans. She's got the incredibly hott, big boobs and long flowing perfect hair down pat, not to mention amazing legs and perfect eyes. The only flaw in the wonderfulness of it all is the castle bit, because Hogwarts is anything but beautiful. I suppose that with some slight remodeling (meaning new walls, new suits of armour, new floors because these ones seem to be breaking, new stairs, new rugs, chandeliers that don't fall on your head and hotter chicks... okay, maybe alot of remodeling) it wouldn't be so bad.

We've also got the knight in shining armor. Who, you ask? Duh, me. I've got the good looks thing down, no contest. I'm the closest thing to a prince at Hogwarts, I mean come on, I basically own the school with all my manly princeliness. Even some of the teachers bow down to me, and I've got the first to third years at my feet. The muscles are coming along, though the closest thing I have to a horse is my broomstick. Suppose I could turn it into a horse? A manly horse though, not some prissy white one with a rainbow mane and horn. Wait, that would be a unicorn... I wonder if Lily likes unicorns?

All I'm missing here is for the lovely shapely princess to have a tragedy, I go and comfort her, wake her up with a kiss, whatever, and she'll hop on the back of my manly horse and we'll ride off into the sunset with her legs and arms around me...

Happily ever after, here I come.

AN: This turned out okay, I guess. I like how his version of the fairytale is so much different than hers. Reeeeview?