The Island Extravaganza.

Barbossa walked up and down the line of girls to be marooned. "See shame to loss something to fine, don't it lads!" he spurred his crew on. Hazel, Katy, Alex and Elizabeth looked disgusted. Barbie then grabbed Elizabeth and shoved her over to a plank.

"Cliché, much!" criticized Alex.

"I know. Walking the plank. Very original," Hazel said sullenly.

The pirates pointed their swords and shooed Elizabeth away. She struggled to keep her balance as she slowly walked the length of the thin bit of wood, swaying over the sea.

The Whelp came out of nowhere and started protesting. Didn't see that one coming...

"BARBOSSA, YOU LYING BASTARD!" Will yelled. "You swore she'd go free!"

-shocked looks-

Nobody thought Turnip was capable of that sort of dreadful language. Barbossa looked especially angry.

DON'T DARE IMPUGN ME HONOUR BOY!" yelled Barbs. "I agreed she'd go free but it was you who failed to specify when or where," he laughed.

Will was bewildered and gagged.

Barbossa turned back to Elizabeth. "So I'll be having that dress back before you go…"

Crazy excitable laughter ensued as Elizabeth angrily took off the dress. She was wearing a thing underneath it, by the way.

Hazel looked down at her own dress, which was also a Barbossa Original. (can you just imagine Barbs designing clothes?)

"Uh oh."

Katy had an idea. "Just take it off now while everyone's looking at Elizabeth."

"Yes. Good plan," nodded Alex, as Hazel struggled to get the thing off.

Katy's idea did work, to a certain degree, as Alex noticed just one person watching Hazel. Of course it was Jack.

"Pervert…" Alex hissed under her breathe.

Hazel had just got the dress off. "What was that?"

"Oh, nothing…" she mumbled.

Meanwhile, Elizabeth was hesitating to jump off the Pearl. Mr Large Pirate (remember him?) lost his patience, stamped the plank with his foot, and she fell off. Screaming was heard.

Hazel was next in line. Large Pirate grabbed her. Hazel shook his hand off, marched up to Barbossa, threw the dress in his face and walked over to the plank. Swords were pointed in her face.

She looked at Barbossa with hatred. "Well, Barbie, I'd think you would have come up with something more imaginative. Walking the plank is just sooo last century."

Barbs was once again stumped. "I've always been one for tradition," he snarled. "Off you go,"

Hazel gazed at the Jonas Brothers for one last time, and finally dived into the sea.

Barbossa sighed. "This is going to take forever…"

To save time Mr Large Pirate grabbed Katy, Alex and Jack and shooed them all towards the plank.

"I'd really rather hoped we were past all this…" Jack said to Barbie.

Bartoasta put an arm around him. "Jaaaack. Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Did you not notice? That be the same island we made you governor of on our last little trip."

Jack looked out at the island for a second. "I did notice."

"Perhaps you can conjure up another miraculous escape. But I doubt it."

Jack ignored him. "I'll be having my pistol with one shot now… and seeing as there's five of us, a gentlemen would give us no fewer than five pistols."

Barbie gave Jack a look that said "As if!"

Jack grinned. "Oh, and I think I might just conjure up another escape. You see, Hector, you are just making another idiotic mistake."

Barbs was annoyed. "Really, I think I ought to be…"

"No actually. See, you are marooning me with no fewer than four lovelygirls..." Jack grinned.

"Your point being?" Barbie looked miffed.

"They happen to be the Governor of Port Royal's daughters and nieces. The entire navy will be searching for them," Jack looked smug.

Barbie was angry, and simply threw Jack's one pistol into the sea. Jack dived for it.

Katy and Alex were left lingering near the plank. They were looking longingly at the Jonas Brothers.

"Off you go, ladies."

Katy stepped onto the swaying piece of wood and took another opportunity to cannonball in.

Alex just watched. She didn't like the water after the whole fainting thing with the jagged rocks a few days ago… Suddenly Nick, Joe and Kevin wriggled free of their restraints and ran forwards.

"If we die, WE'RE DYING TOGETHOR!" Joe yelled, throwing himself into the water, shortly followed by Nick.

Kevin didn't quite make it, and was seized just before he dived off the side of the Pearl.

Alex felt sorry for him, separated from his brothers. Suddenly, Barbossa grabbed her. "All right, I think that's enough marooning for one day!" And gestured for her and Kevin to be put in the brig.

Alex was outraged. "Why do you have to split us up AGAIN?" She asked through gritted teeth.

"Nothing personal, miss," started Barbie. "But I think I've given Jack too much company… it's more fun if I know he died alone."

Alex did not understand this logic. There were already six people marooned. What difference would she and Kevin make?

Then she realized he was just doing it for sheer badness.

So Will, who was sitting all by his lonesome, was joined by Alex and Kevin in the brig. The rest of the Pearl's crew were put in the cage next to them. They sat in silence, listening to their thoughts.

Meanwhile, Katy, Hazel, Elizabeth, Nick, Joe and Jack had swum to the island. Immediately there was panic.

"Where's Kevin?"

Where's ALEX?

"What happened to dying together…?" Joe asked himself sadly.

"Barbossa just loves to separate happy families." said Jack irately. "He knew we'd have too much fun if he let us all go."

"How charming of him," Hazel mumbled.

Katy was having issues. "I WANT MY ALEX!" she squealed, throwing herself down onto the sand. She grabbed the closest thing to her, which happened to be Nick's legs.

Nick looked awkward. Katy wasn't letting go, and he was stuck, standing there.

Joe laughed. "This is just like that fan at our concert that time in Ohio, remember?"

Nick simply nodded uncomfortably. Katy was clinging on for dear life, shouting stuff about Alex and being stranded and her hair. Poor Nick tried to move slightly but Katy only screamed louder.

Hazel sighed. She knew it was time to treat Katy like a 3 year old having a temper tantrum again.

She knelt down to her and spoke with the voice she used for very small children. "Katy, I know things are difficult now, but…"

"THINGS ARE ALWAYS DIFFICULT!" she shrieked, digging her nails into Nick. He looked like he was in pain.

"I know, I know dear. Shhhh. It's alright," Hazel said soothingly. "It's okay. You've seen the movie, haven't you? We'll get off tomorrow and go see our friend Alex. Would you like that?"

Katy loosened her grip slightly.

Hazel smiled. "See? And we'll have lots of fun while we're here…"

Joe soon caught on to what Hazel was trying to do.

"Yes, Katy," he putting on his 'talking-to-little-kids' voice. "Lots of fun! It's not every day you get marooned on a deserted island with me and Nick… none of our fans have ever had that privilege."

"Re…really?" Katy seemed amazed, just like a child discovering something new.

Joe nodded. "Really."

It seemed like they were getting somewhere.

"Think of how jealous people will be when we go home and tell them this story!" said Hazel. "See? We're really lucky!"

It took a lot of talk like this until Katy finallylet Nick slide out of her grip. He quickly got himself out of her reach encase she grabbed for him again.

Joe and Hazel high-fived.

"I used to have to do that with Frankie a lot."

Hazel nodded. "Yeah, I don't have any younger siblings but Katy's just… Katy."

"I know," he said laughing. "We are such parents."

"True." All that was running through Hazel's mind was the strange thought of Joe being her husband and Katy as their child.

Whilst all this was going on, Elizabeth had dandered round the island and Jack had hung his boots up on a couple of sticks, and proceeded to examine his gun.

"Really not all that big is it?" Jack said in response to Elizabeth's walking.

"If you're going to shoot me please do so without delay." She seemed really uptight.

Katy came running over. "That's not fair, there's only one bullet. I should get shot!"

Nick rolled his eyes at his brother. "Fifteen minutes stranded and we're already fighting over the bullet."

Joe nodded. "We're going to have problems, dude…"

Jack ignored all this. "Is there a problem between us, Miss Swann?"

She glared at him. "You were going to tell Barbossa about Will in exchange for a ship."

Hazel felt the need to steal Jack's lines. "We could use a ship, Lizzie!"

Jack glanced her, bemused, but continued what he was going to say. "The fact is I was going to NOT tell Barbossa about bloody Will in exchange for a ship, because as long as he didn't know about bloody Will, I had something to bargain with."

Hazel finished off his monologue. "Which now, no-one has. Thanks to bloody stupid Will."

Katy was enthused by the opportunity to list words to describe the Turnip. "Yes, bloody, stupid, foolish, dim-witted, dawdling…" she trailed off when she saw Elizabeth's expression.

Katy stared back at Lizzie. "Well, I'm sorry, you two obviously like each other, but understand this; all Will's done for me is; irritate me to death, clubbed me over the head with an oar and got me marooned on this island."

Hazel butted in. "Not forgetting the time he abandoned Alex in that pub…"

"Of course. And the time he…"

Jack, looking aggravated and fed up with all this talk about Will, went off to get something to soothe the pain…