A/N: Being my birthday and all [well at least here it's November 22nd already] this is part of the massive posting I did today as a present for my readers.
Enjoy!
Methodical disaster
Part #1
Author: For the first time in many years, Satou Sei was excited to turn one year older [writes]
Sei: Sorry to interrupt, author-san but…
Author: yeah? [Sighs annoyed]
Sei: Have you noticed that every time you write that I have reasons to be happy, every little thing goes south?
Author: Oh, I haven't [Lies blatantly] maybe this time won't be like that
Sei: You really think so? [Smiles]
Author: Of course! [Lies even more]
Sei: Thank you! [Smiles widely before leaving]
Author: know me already, people [Whispers to herself and giggles]
Nothing good comes when the author giggles like that…
Part #2
Sei: I can't believe it! [After reading half of chapter 26]
Author: What?
Sei: She finally recognizes it! Oh Maria-sama, thank you!
Author: Huh?
Sei: Sachiko finally accepts she's ecchi for Yumi!
Author: About time, right? [Chuckles]
Sachiko: AUTHOR-SAMA! [A scream echoes]
Author: Fuck! I'd better run [Flees]
Sei: Oh Sachiko, you're something else [Chuckles]
Part #3
Sei: Oh wow Eriko is ecchi too?
Author: I know, right?
Sei: I like it! But who's the mystery date?
Author: Patience is a virtue, Sei-san [Smiles cheekily]
Sei: You're keeping an awful lot of secrets, author-san.
The author needs to start revealing some facts…
Part #4
Sei: Damn! Ninja Noriko looks sexy
Author: Oh you just didn't say that out loud [Rubs her temple]
Shimako: Onee-sama? [Dark aura appears]
Youko: What. Did. You. Just. Say. Sei.? [Even darker aura appears]
Sei: oh…shit
Author: Run!
Sei needs to learn to keep her mouth shut, but the author recognizes that Noriko in a ninja outfit is too damn sexy…
Part #5
In a security department meeting in the Ogasawara tower…
Sei: Let's play secret Santa!
04: That would be so cool!
03: You realize that our identities are a secret, right?
Sei: Even more fun! It would be hell of a challenge to know who the other person is
Author: Why I am here, again?
02: You are the only one that knows all of our identities [Glares at the author]
Author: Do you want to play? [Taunts 02]
02: It's not like I want to give a gift to 04 or anything
Sei, 03, 04 and author: She's so tsundere! [Think]
Part #6
Cast meeting before writing the last part of the chapter
Author: Remember when I said that things will go south?
All the cast: [Nod]
Author: Well, hell just broke loose, so have fun!
All the cast: … [Sigh]
Part #7
Sachiko: Author-sama
Author: Yeah? [Writing chapter 28]
All the cast: Happy Birthday! [Sachiko places a chocolate cake in front of the author]
Author: Aww, you're so sweet thank you! [Smiles]
The author celebrates her birthday posting chapters as gifts for her dear readers…
A/N: Birthday present review, please?