Winter is forecasted to fall in Royal Woods, Michigan. And Lincoln readies himself for a chilly but snuggly weather. With his furry slippers, his orange pajamas, his earmuffs and his thick blanket, he is ready for the winter season, most likely Christmas.
"It's really the most wonderful time of the year," Lincoln says to the readers of this piece. "And it is just so fresh to experience Christmas every time of the year. And from what happened last year, when we helped Mr. Grouse for his Christmas, we changed some of our rituals this year, like Lana taking home an actual reindeer she won from the school fair. Let's see how she's doing."
Lincoln then peeks from the window to see Lana feeding her reindeer with a carrot. The mud fanatic tries so hard to catch the attention of her new pet. But the reindeer is more interested on her scarf that it tries to bite it off her neck. Then, it becomes a tug-of-war for the two of them.
"Well, we'll see where it goes from there," Lincoln narrates. "There's also Lisa, trying to study the psychological allegories of some Christmas specials to politics. And Leni taking away some clothes for charity. Though, she's having a hard time with it."
He then peeks to Leni's room, where he sees his sister having a tricky time sorting out her clothes. "I think this shirt is good to go, and all of last year's wear can stay…for the meantime," she thinks. But when Leni looks back, she realizes she is going to give away only one clothing. "No! This is too hard!"
"Well, she's doing her best." Lincoln then goes on with his narration. "There's pretty neat stuff that the whole Loud family is doing for this special Christmas. I think mom will be serving her own recipe of eggnog, and dad will be hosting a dad's Christmas workshop, which is weird. I don't see dad doing crafts. Oh, and Luna is leading carolers, and they will be caroling for the entire month."
The enthusiastic boy then checks out Luna, who is conducting her chorale, comprising of Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lola, Rusty, Liam, Geo, Cliff and Charles.
"That's very good, dudes. Keep with the tune," she directs.
Just as the choir sing with their hearts on a solemn rendition of "Silent Night", Luna suddenly burst into action and shred her guitar to the beat.
Immediately, her choir gets distracted since Luna's sudden riff literally blow them away.
"Luna! I thought we're doing carols, not rock songs!" Lola scolds her.
"Sorry, got so blown away, dudette," Luna says. "But I can't stop the feeling!" She shreds one more time, blowing them away more.
That is enough to infuriate Lola one more time and make her beat up Luna again. The rest of the girls suddenly join along, creating a fight cloud. It also causes for their pets to join along for some reason.
"Do you think we made the right decision?" Liam asks to Rusty.
"Well, we tried, but let's give them time," Rusty responds, with the two of them tiptoeing away from the scene.
Though Lincoln is kind of baffled, he just shrugs it off as normal. "Well, there's a lot of neat stuff I can't wait for Christmas. Now I just wonder how do other people celebrate Christmas, or other creatures, or other dimensions." After he says that, one thought sparks on Lincoln's mind. "Speaking of which…"
He then heads to his room and scans through his drawer to recover the dimension-jumping watch that he wore previously. "I still keep this baby around. After the boys suddenly drop by here from escaping the other dimension, we agreed to never speak of it again. Then, we led their back to the other dimension. Lisa didn't ask back the watch. So I kept it, and it still works." He then switches the watch on to demonstrate it that is still can create the dimension-hopping portal. "Right now, I'm going back for a Christmas trip."
Lincoln then touches the said portal to check of its safety. When ready, he steps closer, and whoop he travels from his own dimension to back on the boys' dimension. And per usual, he lands right on the floor of the bedroom hall.
"Ouuuuchhh…" Lincoln tries to get back from falling head first. But after shaking off his head, he notices the falling snow outside from the window. He gets a closer, seeing that the winter wonderland landscape is no different from the winter he has back. "It's really snowing here."
Happiness comes to his soul whenever a gentle snow like this would fall on a fine day. And feeling the glee, Lincoln shouts out, "Hey guys! It's snow day! It's snow day!"
Right on time, Boy Lynn wakes up from his invigorating slumber. "What is it now, bro?! I was having the best dream ever! Winning some chicks and stuff…"
"Lynn, it's snow day!" Lincoln tells his brother.
"Wait, did you say 'snow day'?"
"Uh-uh. Snow day!"
Hearing that, Boy Lynn picks up the idea of what to do on such a special day. "Ho-oh, this is going to be fun!"
But Lincoln backs out from his excitement when he heard Lynn's threatening tone. He utters, "What's fun?"
With a sneer on his face, Boy Lynn pulls out his air horn and sounds off his other brothers. Because in the all-boys Loud house, a sound of an air horn means "snow day".
And Lincoln would never foresee what happens next when Boy Lynn sends out the signal, the boys burst out of their rooms immediately on their winter gear, and they all race downstairs on their own means: Loki and Loni on their own winter ATVs, Luke and Lane on a bobsled, Lars on his ski bindings, Lexx on ice skates, Leif on a sled, and Levi and Leon on a slow plow. And all at once, they never notice Lincoln on their way down that the latter gets bumped to any of them.
"Feeling good, bro?" Boy Lynn sarcastically asks.
"Man, does this always happen every winter?" Lincoln responds.
"Still not gotten over it, I see." Lynn then snickers as his about to do the unpredictable. "Well, better see this coming." Suddenly, he then flips to unleash his foldable snowboard out of his feet that knocked Lincoln downstairs. And after wearing his goggles and winter cap, the enthusiastic athlete slides from the staircase, pushing Lincoln with him, and makes it out of the house for Lincoln to be tossed out of his board and into the snow. But Lynn makes a safe landing with several flips. "Yep, you should be winter-ready, bro. Hahaha!"
"I am winter ready…bro!" Lincoln whines. However, he is indeed not, with his PJs and slippers to boot. "Sheesh, can winter really be this rough?"
Ironically enough, snow suddenly is blown to where he is standing. It turns out to be coming from Levi, whose snowplow also works as a snow blower. And from the looks on his cab, he is chilling around, pun intended.
Immediately, Lincoln emerges out of the pile of snow and retreats to the living room for warmth. The freezing temperatures are crawling around his body. He keeps chattering, even as he goes near the fireplace. Hints of freezing (like the icicle cartoon effect) is surrounding his body. "Man…this sure…isn't what…I'm…expecting. Is there anything new that is something that my sisters would not do?"
Timely enough, a big bump trembles the household. Lincoln looks outside to find the source of the snow rumble, only to see his older brothers on the backyard attempting to do extreme stuff under the weather. After Loni and Luke sculpt a makeshift slide (a concave one, instead of a uniform slope) made out of snow, Loki gets to the top of the roof with a snowboard and lies prone on the board. The 11-year-old boy realizes that his brother is attempting to do a stunt since Lane is recording this.
"Hello, Lane here! This is Jack-loud here!" Lane films himself, "And there's my brother on the roof. Shall he knock down the three snowmen here? We're about to find out!"
When Boy Lynn gives out the signal, Loki slides down head first, making him hover for a moment until he lands on the right-side snowman.
"Gwoood!" Loki shouts. But apparently, he loses the stunt, and he is punished by snowballs from his brothers.
Loni gets the second attempt, but after an effective glide, he hovers away from the snowmen and lands on the snow-covered bushes. As agreed, he gets punished via snowball fight.
Luke gets the third attempt and – would not you know it – he only hits the middle snowmen and loses. Cue punishment via snowballs.
Lane gets the fourth attempt and does a little exhibition on his sliding. But as predictable as it is, he ends up missing the snowmen and only lands in front of them. The board only hit the snow sculpture, but that does not count. Immediately, he gets hit with snowballs.
Boy Lynn gets the fifth attempt. And seeing his from his skills in sports, the boys would expect a performance-level stunt from their athletic brother. And their predictions are answered when Lynn makes a direct glide on the slope and positions himself horizontally to knock down the snowmen. But he only knocks down two of them. So, he gets the short end of the stick, just like the other brothers.
"So, that literally makes five," Loki utters. "I wonder who's next."
"Oooh, I bet 'next' must be a cool guy," Loni wonders in a clueless way. Loki's facepalm says it all.
"Haha! That's a cool zinger! Haha! Double whammy! Get it?" Lane snickers.
"I bet we all know who, bros," Luke sneers evilly.
And all of the older brother's heads turn to poor Lincoln.
Lincoln gulps in fear.