Okay, this is reaching new levels of ridiculous. Watching someone get dressed should not be so captivating. Seriously. Plus, it's Barney, which is really the cherry on top of this ridiculous, Robin-what-the-hell-are-you-thinking sundae. But the meticulous way he shrugs his shirt on, smooths out the creases--it's like watching him adopt a new personality. When he gets to the cuff links, she's gone.
Lily elbows her in the ribs. "Robin, your mouth."
"Huh?" She clears her throat.
By the time he gets to the letter, she adds an extra dollop of disgust to make up for all the-- well, you know.