Dimension Special Subchapter: Minimon???
Hey everybody, it's me that one guy Yoshi'snumberfriend1 writing another one of those chapters for Kine again! Anyway probably she hasn't updated this thing in a while, and the reason for that is she was waiting for me and another person (who shall remain nameless) to finish these dimension chapters. Anyway I figured why not make this a good chapter to make up for it, so for the very first time ever in this whole story... a chapter will be in... STORY FORMAT!!!! This also is for the first time in my career to write story format as well, because up til' now, I only wrote in half-story, half-script format. Well, I've taken enough space as it is, so here we go!
When we last left our heroes Joel the ninja dragon had just engaged in epic hardcore combat with Chakie Jan, and had beaten him with an epic finishing move too awesome to describe without the computer exploding! Then they got their free food and left Joel sad because he fought for basically nothing, so they touched the unicorn and ended up falling into the magical portal realm once again, but what they didn't count on was the portal glitching up and sending them to yet another alternate universe...
(In an unknown town at 7:00 A.M.)
We come to find a young boy in bed, dressed in blue t shirt and blue shirts, currently sleeping while dreaming about becoming a minimon master...
(Dream Sequence with WAVY effects)
The boy is standing in a field, face to face with a HUGE dragon minimon that is a cross between a dragon and some type of gas guzzling car...
(Joel: Hey I'm not a gas guzz-)
(Me: Yeah yeah! Quiet, the stories getting good!)
(Joel: :(..)
(Back in the dream)
Anyway the gas guzzling dragon let out a roar that sounded like a car revving up, but yet at the same time struck fear into one's heart even though the car revving thing was a bit strange... The boy though, was unfazed and simply stared at the Dragon for a few seconds, then calmly threw a blue and white sphere while saying, "I choose you!" Suddenly the ball that was tossed opened up and let out a wolf type minimon. The wolf let out a growl at the sight of the dragon, and the dragon roared in reply. The boy issued a command and the wolf attacked, but the dragon simply swatted the wolf away as if it was nothing more than a troublesome gnat. The boy let out a cry of worry and shock, then ran over to the wolf and started asking if it was OK, the wolf simply looked up at him, opened it's mouth, and made a horribly loud !!!!!
(Out of the dream)
The boy woke up with a start while yelling something about a wolf beeping at him, then realizing it was just the alarm, he shut it off and cried out. It was- I can't do this anymore I'm going to script mode to add more dialogue!
Anyways, he realized it was already 7:30, he had to be at Prof. Evergreen's lab by 7:00!!!
Boy: Ah! It's 7:30 I had to be there at 7:00!!!
So the boy quickly got dressed in a blue hoodie with a white T-shirt with some blue jeans blue sneakers, and his trademark Blue cap with a J on it.
Boy: I must get a Minimon by today or my name isn't Jesse! ...Boy, I really gotta get a last name...
So Jesse with no last name ran to the lab and frantically pounded on the door, but realizing something he stopped...
Jesse: Wait a second, I had a dream about battling a dragon, I wake up late thinking a wolf is beeping at me, and now I have no last name,this can only mean one thing... I need a psychiatrist!
Christian: (As a narrator/voice from above) No Jesse, you must begin your quest!
Jesse: (Looks around wildly) Ok yeah, scratch that, I need a super psychiatrist of some sort.
Christian: Don't worry Jesse, you're not going crazy, I'm just your... um... uh... can someone help me with this?
Jesse: A voice from above?
Christian: Sure let's go with that! Now just ring the doorbell!
Jesse: Doorbell? Oh hey a doorbell! Wait, how come this wasn't here before?
Christian: Oh, that's just in the programming of the game.
Jesse: The what?
Christian: I mean uh, that's just a game the Prof likes to play... yeah...
Jesse: ...Ok then.
Christian: (Phew! Almost broke the fourth wall there!)
Jesse rang the doorbell and shortly after a tall white bearded man with a baseball cap went to the door.
Jesse: Epic beard man???
Prof. Evergreen: No silly, it's me prof. Evergreen, Epic Beard man is my cousin!
Jesse: Oh, well can you give me my first Minimon Please???
Evergreen: Hm... well actually I don't think I have-
Jesse: Please Professor you gotta give me one, please!
Evergreen: Well I do have one left but it's-
Jesse: I'll take it!
Evergreen: All right then, but I must warn that-
Jesse: Hey is that it?
Evergreen: Yes but-
Jesse: Sweet! And in a stylish ball no less :D!
Evergreen: Well here is a minidex and some miniballs for you then...
Jesse: Thanks Prof.!
So Jesse ran off to begin his adventure, but suddenly remembered that he had to name his new minimon, speaking of which, he had FINALLY figured this dimension was supposed to be a spin-off of Pokemon. (What other dimension would have the Professors named after trees after all?)
Jesse: Well let's see... what should I name you little guy? Hm, how about dragonius the II?
Dragon-Car Type thing: (Gives blank stare)
Jesse: Ok then, I guess that names out, (Darn! I really liked that name too :( ), How about Joel?
Joel: Sounds right to me!
Jesse: Whoa you can talk!
Joel: (Man's voice) In a manner of speaking yes, using my internal radio, but since I'm still just a kid, I can't actually talk.
Jesse: Oh, that's still cool!
Joel: (Kid's voice) Darn tootin' skippy!
Jesse: That voice and dict ion changing will take some getting used to though. Oh well, hey look! A Birdy!
Minidex: Birdy, the Bird Minimon... what more do you want than that kid?
Jesse: Geez, rude a bit much?
Minidex: Get used to it!
Jesse: (Sigh) Fine! Now to capture that Birdy! Yah! Taste my fruit power of... miniballs??? What the? Where'd my fruits go??? They were in here just a minute ago! (Searches in backpack frantically.)
Minidex: Should you tell him?
Joel: (Terminator's voice) I'll be back! (Goes to Jesse) (Gangster voice) Yo cheesedawg! Listen up!
Jesse: Hm, what is it?
Joel: (In Professor Evergreen's voice) You know you can simply just use a Minimon to attack another and use the miniballs to capture it right?
Jesse: Oh right, forgot about that. Oh well, Joel use ember attack!
Joel suddenly shot millions of flaming embers out of his mouth and singed the Birdy, but little did they realize that the Birdy's parents had seen this and swooped down.
Jesse: Hey what are those?
Minidex: Oh man, those are Falconians! The evolved versions of Birdies! You guys better run!
Joel: (In a cocky voice) Oh come on what could they possibly-
Falconians: GRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWRRRR!!!!!!!
Joel: (In a girl's scream) RRRRRRUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!!
Jesse and Joel ran as fast as they could to escape from the angry Falconians, but being birds that could fly, they weren't that easy to escape, and soon Jesse and Joel came to a cliff.
Jesse: Oh man!
Joel: (In Eddie Murphy's voice) Oh man we gonna die brother we gonna die!
Jesse: Maybe not!
Joel: (In a little boy's voice) What do you mean?
Jesse: I mean this! (Grabs Joel and jumps off the cliff.)
Jesse and Joel: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*PLONK *
Luckily the cliff led out to the ocean, so Joel and Jesse weren't splattered on the ground. Unfortunately Joel was knocked unconscious, but Jesse managed to swim to the beach before passing out.
(The Next Day)
Jesse awoke in some strange house with a strange man staring at his face...
Jesse: ...AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Man: AAHHHHHH!!!!!
Joel: AAAAAHHHH!!!
Jesse: Joel, why'd you scream?
Joel: No se senor. (I don't know sir.)
Jesse: Oh hey, you found the Spanish station!
Joel: No! Mi radio se rompe y solo puedo acceder a las estaciones de Espanol. (No! My radio is broken so I can only access the Spanish stations.)
Jesse: Well that stinks, I guess your radio broke from the fall...
Man: Yep, you guys fell 1500 ft. Luckily you guys landed in the haystack that was below!
Jesse: W00t! Thank goodness for overused cliches!
Joel: Alabado sea el Senor! (Praise the Lord!)
Jesse: You have got to work on that.
Joel: Si. (Yes)
Jesse: So where are we anyway???
Man: Why you're in the homely little city of Green City!
Jesse: Green City?
Joel: Ciudad de Verde? (Green City?)
Man: Yep! And I'm its mayor! You see, our city has a very hum-
Jesse: Well actually we kinda need to go...
Man: (Rants on about historical stuff)
Jesse: Yeah come on Joel, we need to go.
Joel: Okey (Okay... did that really need to be translated?)
Jesse: Okay sir, we'll be leaving now!
Man: -four score and seven years ago our foun-
Jesse: Come on Joel!
Joel: Si Si! Vamos! (Yeah yeah! Let's go!)
Jesse: Bye old man! (Closes door)
Joel: Hasta luego! (See you later!)
Man: -And then that's when the brave mayor fought back! He fought-
(With Jesse and Joel)
Jesse: Well, it seems like a nice city!
Joel: Si, hay muy bonita! :D (Yes, it's very pretty!)
Jesse: Hey, what does that sign say? ...Hm, whoa! There's a tournament in Brown Town! It's past the Green Forest... and the prize is... A UNICORN STATUE????
Joel: Esta estatua de unicorno??? (A unicorn statue?)
Jesse: Hm... wait, that means I can get back to my own dimension! Yes!
Joel: Bueno! (Good)
Jesse: Come on Joel let's go!
Joel: Senor esperar! (Sir wait!)
Jesse: What???
Joel: Que pasa con las bolas de Mini??? (What about the miniballs?)
Jesse: Oh right, I need to get more miniballs. To el Supermercado! (The supermarket)
Joel: Si!!!
(Later, at El Supermercado)
Jesse: 5 miniballs please!
Clerk: Ok, that'll be 500 mini dollars please!
Jesse: Sure! Here ya go!
Clerk: Have a nice day!
Jesse: Thanks! You too!
Joel: Hasta Luego! (See you later!)
(In Green Forest)
Jesse: Alright Joel... be careful... any minimon can attack anytime, so be on your toes!
Joel: Si Senor! (Yes sir!)
Jesse: Exactly Joel... Joel? Joel? Are you ok???
Joel: (Is burnt and hurt) Si senor, estoy bien! (Yes sir, I'm good!)
Jesse: No! Joel is unconscious, I gotta do CPR!
Joel: No senor! Espera! Que vas hacer?!? (No sir! Wait! What are you doing?!?)
Jesse: Breath darn you! Ah! (Starts to preform CPR by punching his chest instead of chest compressions.)
Joel: Gah! Ow! Oof! Ouch!
Jesse: C'mon breath!
Meanwhile, in the bushes nearby, someone was watching...
???: Hm... this one is not like the other humans, he cares for his friends much more than others do... I shall join him in his quest!
(Back with Jesse)
Jesse: Finally! He started breathing again! And here I thought I was going to have to use a defibrillator on you!
Joel: (Phew!)
???: Hello young traveler!
Jesse: What the? Who said that?
Joel: Tal vez es en fantasma? (Maybe it is a ghost?)
???: No! I am not a ghost! I am a very rare minimon that is uncatchable, and I can only be gotten if I choose to go with you.
Jesse: Oh, so then why did you want to talk to us?
???: Well silly, it's because I'd like to join you! :P
Jesse: Oh, cool! What do you think Joel?
Joel: Perfecto! (Translation: Just take out the o!)
Jesse: Well then, we agree!
???: Sweet! Now what sort of name are you going to give me?
Jesse: Wait you don't have a name?
???: Kinda hard to have one if you're running from people all the time.
Jesse: Good point, then how about... Azaria?
Azaria: Ok! :D
Jesse: Sweet! I got an uncatchable minimon! :D (Epic pose)
Joel: Brrrrravo!
Azaria: Yay!
Jesse: Alright guys, to brown town where we will enter the tournament and win that unicorn statue!
Azaria and Joel: Yeah/Si!!!
So Jesse, Joel, and their new party member, Azaria, began the long walk to Brown Town. Eventually, the forest ended and they got to a huge gate with a sign that said: Brown Town entry gate, trespassers will be baked, and then there will be cake!
Jesse: ooo cake! I hope it's melon flavored!
Joel: Si!
Azaria: Uh you guys, it's not such a good idea to go in there without proper permission!
Jesse: Why not?
Azaria: Because I saw what was there before, and if you don't have permission to pass the gate, you'll be baked into a cake!
Jesse: So that's what the sign meant!
Joel: Ohhhhh! Yo comprendo! (Oh! I understand!)
Azaria: Now stick with me and we'll be alright!
Jesse: Ok!
Joel: OK! (Really? Is there seriously need to translate that?)
So Jesse, Joel, and Azaria went to the side of the fence and climbed it all sneaky-like! Then they started making their way towards the Town's newly developed Battle Dome. On the way though, they happened to cross a street with a man yelling at his wife while they were riding a motorcycle (the man and his wife), and the man seemed very familiar...
Mr. Christenseed: I SAID TURN DARN YOU WOMAN!!! TUUUURRRRNNNN!!!
Unfortunately his wife was getting pretty aggravated, and Jesse knew it was only a matter of time before poor Mr. Christenseed got kicked off the motorcycle, but that was later, and anyway the three now found themselves in front of the BATTLE DOME! (Dramatic music)
Jesse: Well, here we are guys! The Brown Town battle dome!
Azaria: Yup! And we're gonna win it!
Joel: Si! (Yeah!)
Jesse: Alright! Let's go!
So Jesse, Joel, and Azaria went into the Battle Dome, but not before putting Azaria in a miniball just in case a crook decided to get a funny idea and try to kidnap her. Jesse and Joel found the registration line, but there was one small problem... the line was HHHUUUUGGGGEEE! So it would take awhile before they got to the front of the line. Soon though a girl that was the same age as Jesse popped up out of nowhere.
???: Hello there! * Wink *
Jesse: Um... hi! Is there something wrong with your eye?
???: Nope! But what's your name?
Jesse: Um...(looks to the left of here) Jesse!
???: Hm, that's a cute name for a cute guy!
Jesse: Um... (getting uncomfortable and shy) thanks... I guess.
???: Well my name is Betsy!
Jesse: (Thinking) Wait a minute!!!
(Flashback to Chapter 13)
Betsy: (Come back my love!)
Jesse: Run I'm being chased!
(End Flashback)
Jesse: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Everyone: 0.0
Jesse: Sorry!
Betsy: It's alright, but do you have a girlfriend???
Jesse: (Thinking) Oh no I can see where this is going! But what should I do???
Mental Derek: Remember Jesse, getting a girlfriend is somewhat weird!
Mental Joel: You don't even have one!
Mental Derek: Neither do you!
Mental Kathryn: Shush! We're here to help Jesse right now!
Mental Derek and Joel: :(
Mental Kathryn: Listen Jesse, just follow your heart on this matter!
Jesse: But what if my heart is telling me to evacuate???
Mental Kathryn: Then use logic!
Jesse: Hm, that might work, thanks Kathryn! Have a cookie!
Mental Kathryn: Yay! Cookie!
Jesse: (Thinking) Alright, logic, logic, logic, I know! I'll turn this into a math problem!
Jesse's Brain: Let's see, Jesse+Betsy= Syntax Error, Jesse-Betsy= 1 1=X
Jesse: Alright then!
Betsy: (Really close to Jesse's face now) So what do you say handsome??? Will you be my boyfriend???
Jesse: Uh... (I better finish this before it gets any further) Hey look! It's the creators of the hit magazine, Great Minimon Trainers Monthly!
Betsy: oooo where??? (Dashes off)
Jesse: (Phew)
Luckily, because of that little shenanigan, enough time had passed by for the line to move waaaaaayyy up! And Jesse was now at the front!
Jesse: Yes! I'm in!
Registration Lady: May I see some identifacaption please?
Jesse: Identifacaption???
Joel: Senor! El minidex! (Sir! The Minidex!)
Jesse: Oh right! (Shows Minidex)
Registration Lady: Well, everything seems to be in order, you are contestant number 67, you have one week to train! Good luck!
Jesse: One week? Alright! That's enough time to-
Just then Jesse spotted some a very familiar group of people.
???: And so I says to Mrs. Pobble, "you may have me in checkmate, but I'm still awesome!"
Group: * groan*
???: Seriously Derek, that was a horrible joke, Lilly, and me Kathryn are getting sick of them!
Derek: Why did you say your name after you said me?
Kathryn: I have no idea!
Jesse: Guys!
Lilly: Hello! Two girls here!
Jesse: (Thinking) Oh right they don't know me! (Talking) Sorry I must have confused you with someone else! But it is nice to meet you guys!
Kathryn: It is ok, we get that a lot, nice to meet you!
Lilly: Nice to meet you!
Derek: Hi, my name is Derek! And I like rum!
Jesse: 0.0
Kathryn: Derek, I thought we sent you to Alcoholics Anonymous!
Derek: Yeah, but after the first 30 seconds I got bored, so I left and went to an amusement park! ^.^
Lilly: What??? Who's money did you use????
Derek: Well, I was broke, so I borrowed the money from the emergency cash fund!
Kathryn: ALL OF IT?!?
Derek: Yep! :D
Kathryn: Come with me Derek!
Derek: (Gets dragged away) No wait! Kathryn don't- Ah oof! Ouch! No! Ack!
It was easy to see that Kathryn had punished Derek really bad, because Derek was shivering and quaking and looked very traumatized.
Derek: Don't ever tickle me like that again! D:
Kathryn: Then don't spend our money!
Lilly: I'm sorry about that our group tends to get very weird!
Derek: Your face is weird!
Kathryn: Derek!
Derek: D:
Lilly: See what I mean?
Jesse: Yup, well I'll see you later guys, I gotta go train!
Kathryn: But you never told us your name!
Jesse: Who me? Well my name... is JESSE!
Lilly, Derek, and Kathryn: GASP!
Derek: That's a cool name!
Jesse: Well, see ya! And thanks! And you're welcome for the cookie Kathryn!
Kathryn: He gave me a cookie?
Lilly: I guess so!
Derek: So can we go to a pub now? I need some beer!
Lilly and Kathryn: No!
(Later)
Jesse was beginning to train with Joel and Azaria in a very cool montage. Jesse was punching a punching bag:
Joel: Mas rapido! (More fast!)
Jesse: Rgh!
Doing pushups:
Azaria: Come on Jesse you can do it!
Jesse: Hgh! Ah!
Then about halfway through the montage Jesse realized something.
Jesse: Wait, why am I the one doing all the training if you guys are going to be battling?
Joel and Azaria: No se/ I don't know!
Jesse: (Sighs) Now let's train for real!
So a week later they were back at the battle dome, ready to go kick some minimon butt!
Jesse: Let's do it guys!
So Jesse waited for a minute and it seemed he was battling a girl that he recognized.
Jesse: Her?
Later Jesse made his way to the arena and took his place, for some reason, even though he was number 67, his battle was the first one up.
Announcer: Hello and welcome to the Brown Town Battle Dome tournament!!! Our trainers will be duking it out mercilessly alongside their minimon!!! And the prize is a very rare treasure, the fabled unicorn statue!!!
Crowd: Yeeeeeaaaaahhhh!!!!
Announcer: So let's introduce our first two battlers for today: in this corner we have a new comer, unknown from day one, it's JEEEESSSSEEEE!!!
Crowd: Yeeeaaahh!!!
Announcer: And in this corner we have a young lass! Named INDI!!!
Crowd: Yeah!
Jesse: Well, Indi is better than Betsy anyday of the week! She's fun to hang with too! ^.^
Indi: Hi I'm Indi, and I'm gonna win!
Jesse: We'll see about that! Go Joel!
Joel: Voy a ganar! (I am going to win!)
Indi: Go Jack!
Suddenly Indi released a Minimon that looked like a sparrow. Then Jesse's minidex alerted him to a new type of minimon!
Minidex: Sparrowmon, the sparrow minimon, watch out for its beak!
Jesse: Sparrowmon? Jack Sparrow- Oh my gosh! Really Indi???
Indi: What can I say? I love Johnny Depp :P
Just then, as the battle was just beginning, an explosion rocked the stadium, and in the smoke were three familiar characters!
???: Prepare for trouble!
???: Make it double!
Jesse: Luz?
???: Who is Luz?
???: Kyle!
???: Kyle stop for a sec!
Kyle: Ok!
Dan: Aw! But I didn't even get to introduce myself!
Jesse: Oh my gosh! It's a Luz doppelganger!
Luz DoppelG: Hm, I guess whatever you want to go with... But anyway, I am part of the great team missile! And we require this so called unicorn statue!
Jesse: Actually I kinda need it for a very important purpose!
Luz DoppelG: Well too bad :P! We're taking it to our base!
Joel: No, yo lo tiendo! (No I will get it!)
Jesse: Come on Joel, let's get the statue!
Joel: Si!
So Jesse and Joel started fighting over the statue to get back to Jesse's dimension, and Luz's doppelganger and Kyle's and Dan's doppelgangers were also trying to get the unicorn statues to take back to their base.
Luz DoppelG: Give me the statue!
Jesse: No you!
Kyle: No you!
Joel: No tu! (No you!)
Dan: No you!
Azaria: No you!
Jesse: Azaria when did you get out of your miniball?
Azaria: I wanted to help you! ;_;
Jesse: There there Azaria! You can help us!
Azaria: Yay! ^.^
But soon the fight got so out of hand that LUZ's doppelganger dropped the statue and broke it.
Jesse: Um, incidentally, Christian? I know you haven't talked in a while but what happens if the statue breaks before I get out of the dimension?
Christian: I have no idea!
Jesse: Uh oh!
All of a sudden the sky went dark and there was a HUGE sound that sounded like something exploded and then the ground split apart and everything went crazy!
Jesse: Oh my gosh! Run!
Soon everybody was in mass panic and people were running away and stuff, then all of a sudden a portal appeared right next to Jesse.
Jesse: What the?
Right then the portal sucked him in, sending him to the dimension between portals, once the portal closed, the dimension was cut off from the others, so Jesse couldn't go back!
Jesse: Um, what just happened? Where am I, oh no! I'm stuck forever in the dimensions!
TO BE CONTINUED
Me: W00t! Finally finished! ^.^
Kine: Yoshi'snumber1friend send it to me!
ME: Okay Kine! Geez!