Another new chapter is here and I might be closing the poll either this week or next week since so far it looks like one of the choices I picked is getting more than the others. So, for those that still want to vote you got time, but I would say hurry up and vote. Otherwise the two stories that I will be focusing on will get more focus than the others.
Anyways, today is Star Wars Day and I hope everyone is liking how the day is going. I have another HISHE chapter that will involve Star Wars or at least be Star Wars related. Hope everyone likes it and also enjoys the new HISHE video they did for Batman v Superman. Still not as bad as Batman and Robin or Superman IV.
Now then, let's get going on the disclaimer. I don't own anything from HISHE. I am only doing this for fun and I hope everyone likes this. How it Should Have Ended is on YouTube so you can go check out their amazing work. I also don't own anything from Disney, so sit back, relax and enjoy the chapter.
Star Wars Day
Super Café
Superman and Batman are sitting across one another after they went to see the movie Captain America: Civil War. They both sighed at how the movie went and how so many people love it better than their movie.
Superman: What do you think went wrong with our movie? I mean we came out two months before their movie and we were getting so much hype for it. But now…what happened?
Batman: I think it was just the choices they went with and for trying to be like the Avengers. You know, focusing so much on other stuff and trying to fit in as many characters into the story.
Superman: Well, that's stupid. They should have cut out some of those extra scenes and focus on us some more.
Batman: Yeah, and maybe even focus a little more on Wonder Woman and me. Because, let's face it. We're a hot couple together.
Superman: Yeah I highly doubt…*several people dressed as Jedi and Stormtroopers passed by the window* um, what's going on?
Batman noticed the people and sees others dressed as other Star Wars characters.
Batman: Hmm, not sure. Maybe the eight movie came out already?
Superman: I don't think so.
Old Obi Wan and Master Yoda appeared in ghost forms next to the two heroes.
Obi Wan: Don't you both know? It's Star Wars day?
Batman: Wait, what?
Yoda: Star Wars day it is called. A day in where the people celebrate Star Wars they do.
Superman: You guys made a holiday for people to celebrate you guys?
Obi Wan: Oh not us, the fans made it and it's a fun day that everyone enjoys.
Yoda: Enjoy watching movies they do, or watch the TV shows, or hang out with others they do to celebrate the day.
Batman: Hmm, that actually sounds cool…how come we don't have a Batman day?
Superman: Or Superman day and I think the reason we don't have that is because we have conventions for that. You know, where people go dressed up as anime, video game, TV, or Comic book characters? I think that counts.
Batman: I still think we should have at least a Batman day…you know why?
Superman: I don't know. Why don't we ask Martha about that?
Batman gasped.
Batman: Why would you say that name?!
Batman takes off running and crying, while the two Jedi Masters stare at Superman.
Obi Wan: That was sort of rude, don't you think?
Superman: Would you prefer hearing him say the same thing he always does?
Obi Wan:…okay, fair enough.
Yoda: Hmm mind hearing it I do not.
Superman: Yeah, well anyways. Did you guys see our movie?
Obi Wan: Um well yes we did….but then we went to see Captain America's movie and we forgot what happened in yours.
Superman: Oh…well I mean it's cool. I mean, I get it if you didn't like it.
Yoda: Not bad it was, but confused on so much that happened in it we are.
Superman: Yeah, you'll have to see it many times in order to completely get everything.
Obi Wan: Well, we're actually going to go see the Civil War movie again. Want to join us?
Superman sighed.
Superman: No, it's fine. Go have your fun.
The two Jedi soon disappeared as Batman came back.
Batman: Okay, I'm good. Where did the old guys go?
Superman: They went to go see Civil War…I wonder what everyone else are doing.
Meanwhile
At the Super Heroine Café shop, Batgirl and Supergirl are hanging out with Ahsoka to talk about Star Wars Day and the season 2 finale of the Star Wars Rebels series.
Ahsoka: So, I walked down the dark hole and everyone assumes I'm either dead or alive.
Batgirl: Well, from how it looked I can understand why they would feel this way. Still, we're glad you're okay and hope you're enjoying Star Wars Day.
Supergirl: She's right. It must be fun being seen as a role model to other young girls and being loved by so many.
Ahsoka: It is nice and I'm enjoying the holiday. Although, I do wish so many older guys would stop asking me out or ship me with so many characters in their stories.
Batgirl: I know that feeling, but hey at least you didn't get shot and crippled by a freaking clown. You know, just like they are planning to do to me in the upcoming animated movie without giving me a chance to do much like everyone else.
Supergirl: Barb, calm down. I'm sure they had something planned for you.
Batgirl: Well, why didn't they use me for that Bad Blood animated movie then? I could have done a lot you know.
Ahsoka: I get the feeling she's ticked off, is that how you call it?
Supergirl: Yeah, but um hey anyways, I doubt they're going to strip you naked like in the comic and have them take pictures, right?
Batgirl just sat quietly and didn't say a word. Ahsoka cleared her throat and tries moving on.
Ahsoka: Um, so anyways did you guys see that Civil War movie?
Batgirl: Yeah, I mean Batman didn't like how their movie did better, but I thought it was cool.
Supergirl: Oh yeah and Steve Rogers is so cute. I wouldn't mind joining Captain's side and fight against Iron Man.
Batgirl: Same here, I mean can you imagine though if we had a civil war in our universe?
Ahsoka: Isn't that what Injustice was?
Batgirl:…Um, I guess so?
Supergirl: Well, whatever. It was still cool and want to go see the movie with us?
Ahsoka: Actually, I've got to go get things ready for season 3.
Supergirl: Wait, are they bringing you back?
Ahsoka: I guess we'll have to wait and see.
Villain's Pub
Maul is sitting next to the Joker, Voldemort, and Loki talking about the Rebels series and how today is Star Wars day.
Loki: So, you planned to turn the young boy to become your apprentice so you could use him to destroy your enemies? Really?
Maul: What? I think it could work and I've got so many fans who agree with me. You know, the same fans that brought me back twice and are celebrating this glorious day with me.
Voldemort: I still don't get how the fans got a holiday for a science-fiction movie and yet we don't get a Harry Potter day of our own.
Joker: Doesn't that amusement place at Universal Studios count? I mean, people go there all the time and they can have fun playing wizards.
Voldemort: That's different, besides Star Wars has the same thing in Disney and yet they still get their own day.
Loki: You have to look at it through their point of view. Star Wars has been around longer than Harry Potter so it is more popular. Besides, what are you complaining about? I heard you guys got another book coming out.
Maul: I heard about that. Are you guys trying to do what we did with the sequels to the original trilogy?
Voldemort: Of course not, don't be ridiculous.
Joker: Well I like it and I think it will do well like this Rebels series. Can't wait to see you do there, Maulie.
Maul: Thanks, now if you excuse me. My fans are waiting for me to continue celebrating this great day with them.
Maul put on his sunglasses and took off.
Voldemort: I still don't get it.
Loki: Have you even watch the movies?
Voldemort: No, why?
Loki sighed.
Loki: Just watch them and you'll see why so many love the movies.
Voldemort: I shall do no such thing.
*Hours later*
Voldemort is at Disney dressed as Darth Vader and bought a lot of the Star Wars merchandise.
Voldemort: I know understand.
The End
Villain's Pub
Darth Vader is sitting at the pub with his cape and suit looking damaged. Darth Sidious approaches him with his drink and noticed the outfit.
Darth Sidious: You know they do this every Star Wars day, why don't you get protection?
Darth Vader: Because I want to feel the love! Even after all I did they all love me. It's completely wizard. You should try it.
Darth Sidious: Sometimes I wonder why I took you on as my apprentice.
Darth Vader: Sometimes I wonder why don't I throw you down that pit again?
Darth Sidious:…um do you want to have a drink?
Darth Vader: Yes please and make it quick. I want to go out and get more hugs.
Kylo Ren: Can I have a hug?
Darth Vader:…um no.
Kylo Ren: Why not, grandfather?
Darth Vader: Maybe because you took my head from my body and worshipped it like a crazy psycho.
Darth Sidious: Even I found that to be very creepy.
That's the end everyone. I hope you all liked this chapter and will like what will happen next time. I will try doing the Civil War HISHE, but probably a week or two after the movie comes out. I don't want to spoil it for everyone.
At least those that have been avoiding the spoilers for so long. Anyways, again the poll will remain open for this week or one more week. Once it's done I will then focus on the two stories you voted for me to focus on. After I finish with my finals of course.
So, thanks guys for everything and if you like what happened then please leave some reviews. If you didn't like this then don't leave a flame review. Those are not welcome here and are hurtful. I am off now take care guys, be safe, and see you all next time.
