A/N: In this story:

Moony's writing is in italics.

Prong's writing is underlined.

Padfoot's writing is bold.

And Wormtail's writing is normal.

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Arithmancy

Fifth Year

I know you guys did it.

Did what?

Don't give me that innocent look, Sirius. I know you did it.

Really, Peter you shouldn't accuse people so harshly. Especially when they have no idea what you are talking about.

By the way, why are you scratching your head like that?

You know perfectly well why!

You have fleas? I've noticed for a few weeks now but I didn't say anything because I didn't want to hurt your feelings.

As if you care about other peoples' feelings.

I do care! I mean I didn't tell James that the reason Lily punched him yesterday was because I put a 'Punch me' sign on his back, now, did I?

WHAT!?

Moving on-

Hold on a second, you big ugly mutt! That hurt my nose not my feelings!

I am not ugly! Besides, it's the same thing, nose, feelings. And anyway, I thought you liked Lily when she's mad. Apparently 'her eyes are fiery emeralds.'

Guys I'm more important right now!

I never said that about Lily!

Guys! I'm trying to talk to you about something!

I read your diary.

Seriously guys!

YOU WHAT!? YOU FLEA-INFESTED MONGREL I WILL-

Hey! I don't have fleas! My hair (and fur) are completely clean! And really, Peter, stop scratching your head like that. It's distracting.

I can't, because you put stupid itching powder in my robes!

Oh, that's your problem!

I didn't do that!

Peter! I'm offended that you would think so lowly of your dearest friends! After all we've been through.

Well...

I mean, when have we ever done anything to hurt you?

Well, there was that time with...

Peter! That was a simple misunderstanding. And it happened so long ago.

Actually, that was last month.

Not helping, Remus.

A lot has changed since then.

Anyway, Peter would we ever do a prank that is so unstylish? I mean, itching powder? What are we, in first grade? It's obvious that it's too far below our standards to attempt.

Not that below.

Well, Sirius, that's not important because none of us did it.

Exactly!

I'm so sorry guys. I really am. I shouldn't have jumped to conclusions.

It's fine Peter, we accept your apology.

Although you really should go to Madame Pomfrey and get that itching powder removed.

Yeah, you are right. I'll just go do that. Sorry guys, really sorry.

It's okay Peter relax. All forgiven and forgotten.

He's gone.

We so did it! Take that, Peter!

Yeah good job, marauders. Now can we concentrate on the lesson?

Yeah, I guess.

Oh God! I just realized, YOU READ MY DIARY!?

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