AN: You guys must be pretty damn sick of my author notes. This one is about Cyclone Yasi, also known as THE OBJECT THAT MIGHT KILL ME! I am trying to update this before anything bad happens to me, you will know if I'm dead if I haven't updated by the end of Februrary.

Chris' POV

I just love watching the student's funniest moments, I thought Christian was smart seriously! This morning at 5am was so funny, here's how it went.

On bigscreen:

It was 5am a lovely Tuesday morning, Dj woke up to a horrifying smell, in fact it the smell was so diguesting he vomited. He went to wash his face and then sprayed room freshener everywhere, the smell wouldn't go. He exited the room to find the smell was much stronger and he sprayed even more room freshener, still no improvment. He looks down the hall to see a monster with brown skin/fur and purple eyes that stood at 7 feet, it was a suprise that it fit in the hall. Dj screamed like no man should, like a little girl, even worse what he screamed.

"Momaa!" He screamed.

"Oh I'm sorry Dj," the monster said, it had a very familiar voice, Christian's voice acutally.

"What are you?" Dj asked, only giving a milisecond to respond.

"Where's Christian?" Dj asked after the milisecond.

"Dj, it's me, inside this body," Christian said motioning to himself in his monster form.

"Oh my god you ate him!" Dj screamed.

Christian in demon form palmed his forehead, Dj then ran at the stomach.

"Okay just keep breathing!" He ordered.

"I'm going to call for help!" He shouted then ran down the halls screaming for help.

Noah who looked pretty pissed off stepped out of his room, then he looked amused.

"Dj what's wrong?" Noah asked the brick wall.

"The demon thing ate Christian and now it's coming for me!" Dj shouted at Noah panicing.

"That's Christian's power to turn into that thing genius," Noah told Dj with an eye-roll.

"Huh? Oh, sorry man," Dj said, apologising the Christian.

"It's okay, I get that a lot," Christian told him.

"Okay can you guys now stop copying from Shrek?" Noah asked them.

"It's the author's fault!" They shouted in unison, then the author appeared.

"Who's butt am I kicking for saying it's my fault!" The author shouted at the three. Dj and Christian pointed at each other.

"Here's some deodyrent," The author say passing some to Christian.

"Umm thanks?" He said confused.

"Now who said it was my fault?" The Author asked.

"Both," Noah answered.

"Thank you, you get a cookie," The author says giving him a cookie.

"So you admitted it was your fault?" Christian asked.

"IT WAS JAMES95'S FAULT!" The author shouts then disappears.

"Who's that?" Dj asked.

"An author, one who came up with the whole Shrek copy thing and Christian," Noah answered.

They all turn to Christian.

"Don't look at me," he said then walked off, having to break the wall to exit the building.

Off Screen:

"Honestly the author has got problems," I say shaking my head.

"She get's help," Chef says to Chris.

"Indeed she does," Chris says.

"In fact she would like to thank the following people, starting with Another Dead Hero, he helped write over half the chapters and those chapters contained most of his ideas," Chris said, he and Chef then clapped.

"Punxysaur, who helped the author come out of her biggest case of writer's block and helped her to get writing," Chef said, he and Chris clapped.

"James95, who has recently been helping her which she has been very grateful of," Blainley says appearing out of no where. All three of them clap.

"To the people who have been mentioned OCs who have been making this story awesome, Another Dead Hero's Darrell Hodder," Chris says, then Darrell appears out of no where.

"What the fuck?" He asks.

"Dude you ruined it," Chris whined like a little girl.

"I repeat, what the fuck?" He says.

"Shut the fuck up yourself!" Chris shouts at him.

"You woke me up at 5:30am and you summon me here then tell me to shut the fuck up?" Darrell asks the sadistic male.

"See what I mean? Darrell is one of the authors favourites and thinks that if Darrell and Tonia were on the show they would be a close second to her fave couple NoahxCourtney," Chris says. Everyone in the room gasps.

"Punxysaur's Kai Fayaray, who the author admits she hasn't used a lot and is very guilt of doing so," Chef says and then Kai appears.

"Seriously," he says, covered in only a towel.

"I just woke up," Darrell admitted.

"I was about to take a shower," Kai tells him.

"Nah," Darrell said sarcastically with an eye roll.

"Moving on, as mentioned before James95 character Christian Nightingale," Chris said then he appeared, in demon form.

"I've been around for 50 years, I've smelt worse," Darrell says.

"I create video game characters, some smell worse," Kai tells him.

"Thank god," Christian says.

"The author also feels guilt for not using Geogie and Scar not often," Blainley says then the two appear in their pjs.

"A girl doesn't look hot unless she's in her pjs," Darrell said.

"Aren't you with Tonia?" Scar asks.

"I am, I didn't say I was checking you out, I wasnt. I was saying girls are hot in their pjs," Darrell said with a shrug of his shoulders.

"Heck they are," Chris said.

"Pedophile," Darrell says.

"Darrell, I hate to break it to you but you're older then me and dating a 14 year old girl," Chris tells him.

Scar and Georgies mouths drop.

"I don't think they knew that," Kai said gesturing towards the gaw dropped girls.

"Anyway, the author would like to thank you, she would also like to say she loves working with the character Tonia," Blainley says.

"This has been a short chapter," Christian says.

"I agree, even though I haven't been around for most of it," Kai says with a shrig of his shoulders.

"We're watching deleted scenes," Chris says.

"Cool!" The 14 year olds (and Darrell) shouted.

"Get a chair and sit and watch," Chris says and they all comply, grabbing some popcorn.

"What are we watching next?" Kai asked.

"A scene that I like to call, biscuits," Chris says then turns on the TV.

"No way chocolate chip biscuits are way better then jam drops!" Courtney yells at Heather. The two are currently standing outsite.

"Hell no! Jam drops are better then chocolate chip," Heather screams out.

Duncan and Noah are watching near by.

"Who do think will be first to call the other one a bitch?" Duncan asks the telepath.

"You obviously have no taste!" Courtney shouts at her former best friend.

"I reckon Heather," Noah replies to the delinquent.

"You obviously need to take that pole out of your uptight ass!" Heather yells at the former queen bee.

"I think Courtney," Ducan tells him.

"At least I'm not a slut ass whore!" Courtney yells at the former geek.

"This is coming from the biggest bitch ever!" Heather shouts at her.

"And I win, that'll be five bucks," Noah says to Duncan.

Christian then walks by and decides to do something stupid, Darrell was also in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"Hey Duncan, hey Noah," Darrell said to the males.

"What up whore biscuits," Christian says waving to the two girls.

"Shut up you ass hole!" The girls shout giving him the middle finger and then shooting lightning bolts and ice at the man.

"My fucking hand!"

But for once, Darrell was the one laughing, as Noah and Duncan had both screamed that in unison both tears streaming from the pain as the ice was through their hand.

Off screen:

"So that's what happened," Darrell says eating popcorn.

"One of the best things I've ever done," Christian says laughing.

"When did this happen?" Georgie asks.

"Yesterday afternoon when school ended," Chris answered.

"Hold on, if all the OCs are here then where is Sophia?" Kai asks.

Sophia then arrives, in nothing but a towel.

"What the fuck!" She shouts.

"Stuff happens," Kai says, also still in his towel.

AN: Really sorry it's short but I had to write something, this won't exactly be the best chapter ever sorry.