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Dear Mom,
Why on earth did you let me do this?! I know I said I wanted to be on my own but this is just crossing a line. Why did I join this show? Why did I think this was going to make me a rebel?! This was one of the biggest mistakes of my life and I miss the clean air from my bubble!
As you know I begged and cried for weeks for you to give me freedom and we agreed on this show. We really should have had a nice long talk about this and reviewed the rules of the show and the safety issues and the living arrangements. I'm starting to think that boot camp may have been the better choice.
So, this is what I got myself into, I met the craziest people in the world and they all happen to live under the same roof and pollute my air! Owen, Duncan and Anne Maria are the exact reason why I chose to live in a bubble to begin with. Duncan is the king of cigarette smoke, Anne Maria is the hairspray queen and Owen is gassy and gross. I wish I stayed in my bubble at home.
I'm just not used to dealing with the world yet, I get pushed down on the floor a lot. People don't notice me that much. Maybe that's a good thing because these people are nothing like the show makes them out to be! Trent is borderline psychotic, Sierra is always baking in the kitchen so nobody else can use it. Duncan likes to smoke pot in the hallway and Izzy sprays silly string in everyone's face!
I'm going to be honest with this, I don't like living with the old cast! They pretty much run this place because they've been here so long. Eva is allowed to keep her weights in the hallway and Chef Hatchet never says anything to her but Jo did the exact same thing and Chef threw them on her bed, now she has no bed...It broke! Gwen also wears a lot of make-up, you know how people have spray tans? she has something that's basically spray pale! It's disgusting and gets all over the walls! She also has her hair dye splattered all over the walls! It looks like we're living in a drug house!
Duncan recently started doing tattoo's in the hallway and I don't think that's safe or that he obtained his tools legally. What's worse is that Lightning and Brick decided they would let him do tattoo's on them! I'm pretty sure Duncan failed art class, Lightning wanted a catfish and it looks like male body parts! You'll be glad to know that I didn't get a tattoo.
Can I tell you guys a secret? I'm kind of in love with Courtney. I'm pretty sure that's a bad thing! I've had so many thoughts about her that aunt Josie would smack me for! She's just so angry and feisty! I can't help but love her. I tried talking to her at least 3 times but she told me she was better than me and that she was busy filing lawsuits. So, I'm just going to try stalking her from afar.
Everyone here is mad at Gwen for breaking the elevator and I'm also quite mad at her. Because Gwen broke the elevator I learned that Lindsay and Tyler aren't virgins and that I'm scarred for life. I had to walk over Tyler's legs to get downstairs... I cringed the whole way down! Other contestants just decided to stay in their rooms because they're too lazy to walk, the perfect examples are Noah and Justin! They are easily the laziest people here. Gwen can't understand why people hate her around here, I understand why! She's always breaking things. Yeah, she broke the elevator but the week before that she broke the blender in the kitchen and Duncan's bedroom door. Courtney just makes it worse by making signs about how much she dislikes Gwen! Last week's sign was "Gwen's a boyfriend stealing, Elevator breaking, Door destroying whore!" and I don't think that's true, Gwen is my friend but I'll side with whatever Courtney wants.
Last week Jo got a cold and she bullied me into taking care of her! So, for a whole week I was cleaning up tissues off the floor and then I got sick too! So, I paid Duncan to punch her in the face! It may be shallow on my end, but I didn't hit a girl! I just hired someone else to do it! You always told me to never hit a girl, you never said I couldn't hire someone!
Oh, I want to mention that I finally made a friend, her name is Zoey and she's the greatest person ever. So, you owe me $10 mom, I told you I would make a friend when I got out of that bubble. I'd really rather get to know Courtney better which is why I joined season 5 because I found out she was there.
There is no control around here and everyone does whatever they want, I'm scared for my life! I haveen't eaten in 2 days because Owen ate all the food.
Please save me,
Cameron.