Now to speed things along again:
Blood Drenched Scorpion- AU Fanfic
WARNINGS:
Yaoi Smut
Language
An American knowing nothing of Tokyo in charge of the story. *Lee thumbs up*
Very Possible OOC
Five (so far) OC's
Pairings: SasoDei, KakuHida, KisaIta, My Usuals...
Deidara yawned, alerting Sasori whom was just leaving the bathroom. It was well into noon and he was due at the hospital well over an hour ago. However he didn't want to leave his 'new' lover. After all, it was their first time and to wake up alone would seem saddening. Deidara stretched, flashing Sasori a peek of his hips as the covers were disturbed. The enticing blue eyes blinked open and Deidara slowly sat up.
"Morning, brat. I've got to go to work as do you. However I'd advise a shower before hand. I'll be at the hospital working on limbs since it's Tuesday." Sasori said, hurrying over to plant a kiss before he left his blonde slightly confused.
"Okay... love you too Danna, un." He mumbled to no one, crawling out of bed.
He flinched at the pain from last night's activity. He sighed then limped over to the bathroom. He found his phone charging and dialed Hidan. He waited patiently for his friend to answer.
"What's up Dei? Aside from me?" Hidan answered.
"You're awake at this time, un? I'm surprised." Deidara giggled in response, not knowing that Hidan meant he was about to board the second plane to the Americas.
"Well, what do you fu – I mean want?" Hidan asked.
"Do you have any painkillers, un?" Deidara laughed off his embarrassment.
"No, we don't. Go ask Itachi and Kisame. Bye." He was caught off-guard when Kakuzu was the one to answer, snapping the phone shut.
"Well... that was a bit rude, un..." Deidara frowned, jumping in the shower after putting his phone down.
–
"Oi, Kuzu~ what the hell?" Hidan mumbled, taking his seat on the plane.
"Sorry, Hidan-chan, but we had to board the plane." Kakuzu sighed, leaning his head back.
"Oh... right. Well, what about what Deidara said? You don't think that bastard did anything to him, do you?" Hidan fretted.
"Relax, Hidan. Deidara's fine. He didn't ask for our help. Besides, it doesn't matter. Soon we'll be in America and married and alone." Kakuzu grinned, petting Hidan.
"... Yeah. You're right! Heh, I can't wait, Kuzu-chan." Hidan smiled, nuzzling his fiance.
"That's the spirit."
–
Kisame was just taking a break from his work out session when Deidara knocked on his door. He opened the door and invited him in. Not all that surprised by the slight limp. He told him to wait and went to the kitchen to take some of Itachi's many painkillers. He walked back in then gave them to Deidara.
"How'd you...?"
"Limp."
"Ah..."
–
Deidara hurried, despite the limp, to the museum. He was greeted by the ever-enthusiastic Tobi. Deidara returned his greeting just as enthusiastic for once before going to his special workshop. It had been redone quite well. Tobi hadn't followed him, instead going to look for his Zetsu. He spotted him with his twin in front of Madara's building.
"Zetsu-kun! Deidara-senpai's at work now." Tobi informed, rushing to his side.
"Oh. That's good. Would you do us a favor and fetch Konan. She has her new job today." Zetsu-san instructed before heading back inside, his brother on his heels.
"New job...?" Tobi blinked but shook his head. He, being the Akatsuki's messenger boy, shouldn't question what information he would be given.
–
Konan stepped into the building where Zetsu-san and Madara resided. For the time being, it would only be Zetsu-san living there while Madara was away with Hidan and Kakuzu. He would be checking on the new location before handing charge over to Kakuzu. Then he would return and Zetsu-san would no longer act as boss.
"Ah, Konan. Madara-sama sent your new job. You'll be working as secretary for us." Zetsu-san explained, handing over some paper work.
"Yes, Zetsu-sama." Konan bowed before heading for her new office.
–
Sasori stretched, debating whether he should continue working through break or not. He decided to skip break in order to make up the hour he missed. He finished working on the last limb for the day when Tobi knocked on the door. He opened it but didn't let the klutz in.
"Zetsu-sama said Sasori-senpai has been allowed Thursday off work." Tobi saluted before dashing off to send his next message.
"Sama...?" Sasori questioned, starting to pack up.
He slung his pack over his shoulder then started for the museum to check on Deidara. He saw him focusing on placing explosives in one of his miniatures. Sasori waited for him to safely putting it away before announcing his presence. Deidara smiled widely upon seeing his lover.
"You want to head over to the restaurant and grab a bite to eat?" Sasori asked once Deidara strode over, ready to depart.
"Yeah, un! I'm starved." Deidara grinned, following him to the door of their destination.
"Table for two, loves?" Atari greeted them, holding a tray and wearing the chef hat.
"Busy day?" Deidara asked, indicating to the hat.
"Yeah, considering our head chef has gone missing..." Atari gave a small smile, leading them to a booth in the back.
"Missing?" The pair said in unison.
"Don't scare them, Atari-chan." Suki appeared tea in hand.
"Alright, you go ahead and take their orders, I gotta return to the kitchen." Atari nod his head before retreating.
"Hidan's gone missing, un? I just talked to him over the phone this morning." Deidara started.
"Hm? Ah. Then they must have stopped for the night." Suki said to himself, placing the tea in front of them.
"What do you mean?" Sasori asked.
"Eh, nothing much. Deidara, Itachi called an uke meeting tonight. Kisame's going to be at my place with the other semes, Sasori." Suki said simply.
"Oh..." They replied.
"Now, your orders?"
–
"Any word from Kakuzu, Kisame?" Itachi asked, fixing up his hair in their bathroom mirror while the shark was calling the miser.
"None." He replied with a sigh, "I wonder when they're planning on returning from their vacation."
"With Deidara still here, perhaps sometime soon." Itachi replied, "Paid vacation or not."
1045 – Word Count
Hmn... any one have any predictions/ideas for future chaps?