A/N Life... why is it so hard? Ugh... I hate not being able to update everyday -.- Fuck it, REPLY TIME!

SouthParkFan8: I dunno :p Yay for being excited xD

You Really Smell Like Dog Buns AAHHH: Oh wow, really? Thank you; it's wonderful that I made your day 163928236528191737292728 times better xD

Kurono-Angel: It's ok; everybody has their troubles :)
Chocolain: Uh, yea seriously. I'm totally mega awesome xD DON'T SAY PIP GOD DAMN IT!
Rainbow: Meh, you'll find out soo enough :3
Me: Flames fucking suck. Yea, I bet that person was jealous. God, what a bitch... :l Thanks for saying I have skill :D

6747: Hm... Pip, got anything to say?
Pip: ...
Chocolain: OH COME ON! ;0
Brian: Sigh... I don't care about people but myself... and Red :)
Red: Aw, I love you too :D
Starr: Oh, that's so cute *U*

Tinaloveheart: Thank you :3 Oh, that flame was so stupid; I dunno why he/she would send it when they freaking KNEW that they were gonna get reported either way...

kylekennypiptweek (yea, I'll put you pen name on the review thingie :3): Oh, I know you! I see your reviews sometimes when I'm being a stalker :P Oh, well thank you very much guy; that's so sweet c:
Rainbow: Yea, what is wrong with me? Hm...
Chocolain: You spelled admirer right :) Oh, and NO IT IS NOT PIP GOD DAMN IT! Right Pipster?
Pip: ...
Me: Haha xD Anyways, here's he next update for ya :)

CrimsonShadow006: You don't know that :3
Chocolain: I agree with you completely Crimson! And hey... You do NOT have more power than me!
Me: Or me! I actually have power in my pen name so HAH! I'm clearly more powerful than you :P

Tewi Inaban: Yea, interesting indeed...
Chocolain: Nuh uh! Who told you that!
Starr: Oh, why can't I have a secret admirer, huh?
Cartman and Jimmy: ...
Rainbow: Strong words is not how it works out here Shiny :l
Starr: Aw... I'll still try! :D
Rainbow: (rolls her eyes) Ugh...
Me: Yea, there's most likely gonna be follow up stories to this, 'cause I don't wanna end it! :D I wanna see how I'd write them growing up... Yea...

FailureFaith: Oh wow, new pen name, huh? No, no, it's ok; you're clearly a bit on the busy side. At least you skimmed it... c: A oneshot huh? I used to watch Bleach on Adult Swim :3 Good luck writing that, and dolpheens :D

Canine's Courage: Thank you pal. I really don't get steamed over flames; they're clearly jealous of my skill :) So, here's the next chapter.

Guest: Um... ok then... thanks...?

Dawn's Rays: It really is cute Dawny :)
Chocolain: ...I hate you cousin Candy.
Me: Aw, well too bad ;) Here ya go cuzzy!

Rainy Falls: Hey Rain~! Oh, so you think huh?
Chocolain: That's gotta be, like, the fifth Pip vote today! What the hell? :O
Me: Ignore her :P Thanks cuzzy~!

Ok, replies are done... I'm listening (not watching, listening) to South Park reruns while writing this... yea...

Disclaimer: I own no OCs or characters from the show named South Park. I only own my OC Chocolain and her family/past friends. I also own the plot of this... yea...

NOTE: Regular font is present, while italic font is past. You'll need to know this! :)

WARNING: There is singing. Yes, singing. I got bored after a bit xD

"Where the hell is Rainbow?" Elissa asked. "I'm supposed to give her whale bracelet back." She spun the blue bracelet on the lunch table, bored out of her mind.

"Yea, the day seems less epic without her sarcasticness sayings." Krisa stated, popping a Dorito is her mouth.

"Hm... maybe she's sick?" Starr shrugged. "Or probably away somewhere. Who knows?"

"Hey guys." Rainbow went to her seat and sat down. "Sorry I'm late." She grabbed her bracelt from Elissa's grip and placed it back on her wrist. "Ah... I missed this baby..."

"...Uh..." Kat said slowly, examining the girl's face. Everybody else followed the red head's gaze.

"...What're you guys lookin' at?" Rainbow asked nervously. "Do I have some eye boogers?"

"Are those scratches on your face?" Starr narrowed her eyes at Rainbow. "And a scar. Is that a scar?"

"Yea... why'd ya ask?" Rainbow asked casually.

"Well, it's just that... those are some pretty deep scars." Cherri examined. "Like you got into a cat fight or somethin'..."

"I'll beat that bitch up." Ashly grumbled.

"Oh, that." Rainbow sighed. "It's the fucking reason why I'm late actually."

"Mind explaining?" Jenna asked, raising an eyebrow.

Rainbow sighed again. "It all started this morning..."

Rainbow's alarm clock went off. With a sigh, she hit the snooze button and climbed out of bed. She then began to sing randomly:

"It's another day in my room

Time to go to S.P.E

I'm still kinda freakin' tired

And whales are fucking sweet~!"

Cherri blinked. "Why the hell-"

"I dunno, I dunno." Rainbow laughed a bit.

"Hm, maybe it was apart of the chapter plans." Chocolain smiled. "The author wanted singing, so you sang."

"...What?" Ashly asked blankly.

"Um Cocoa, I don't think we're in some random fanfiction..." Starr said slowly.

"Whatever you wanna say Starr, whatever you wanna say..." Chocolain clicked her tongue. "Ah, the young are so innocent..."

"Yea, that's totally normal..." Rainbow cleared her throat. "Anyways, after that..."

"Bye Bad Influence!" Rainbow waved at her older sister.

"See ya New Years Baby." Jade gave her smile as her younger sister walked out.

"Ah, South Park weather." Rainbow beamed as she began to sing yet again:

"It's so cold

My breath shows when I blow

The Sun is gone away

RAINBOWS~!"

"Seriously, rainbows?" Elissa asked. "That was just the corniest line of that sttupid whole song."

"You didn't even here it all!" Rainbow exclaimed.

"So?"

"So? SO! That means that I didn't fucking finish, that's so!" Rainbow sighed. "Sorry Lissa."

"Whatever..."

"Anyways, so then..."

Rainbow was laughing as she ran to the school. "Oh this is so fun!" she breathed out. "I should do this more often. Keeps me awake God damn it. Oh, and this wind is fucking sweet and cooling." She laughed some more.

"I enjoy running!" Kat smiled. "It's very-"

"SHHH!" Krisa and Jenna hushed her. Kat pouted and crossed her arms.

"And so then..." Rainbow continued

Suddenly, the running child felt something come in front of her ankle. Soon, Rainbow found herself on the ground. She winced. "Fuck..." she muttered, rubbing her face.

"Aw, is the little kiddie hurt?" she heard a voice ask. She looked up.

Ninth Grader Girls. Of fucking course.

"Oh, so it was the freshman huh?" Starr asked. "I will be sure to tell the principal soon about this-"

"Wait, wait, wait." Rainbow interrupted. "I'm not done~! Ok, so yea, ninth graders...

"What do you guys want?" Rainbow groaned, starting to get herself up. A foot went on her chest and kicked her back down. She glared at the one who did that: a blonde. "What the hell is up your vagina today?"

"Wow, fifth grader's got a smart ass mouth." the blonde snickered. The two follow-ups (two brunettes) snickered evilly with her.

"I'm tryin' to go to school." Rainbow grumbled. "Now leave me the hell alone, alright?"

"No can do kid." brunette number 1 said.

"Yea, sorry... NOT!" brunetter number two laughed.

"Oh, they're mean." Ashly whispered. "If that happened, I'd give them the Curse of Galentina!" She then started speaking in Spanish, and since this segment is too lazy to put up translations, nobody knew what the hell she said.

"I'm gonna... yea..." Rainbow ignored Ashly's rant and went on.

"If you don't stop, I'm going to-" Rainbow started, growling.

"Don't interrupt us!" the blonde shouted, scratching her face.

Rainbow held her face, which began to drip with blood. "You... you blonde dumb ass bitch!" She got on her knees and punched the blonde teen right in the jaw.

"I know you did NOT just punch Zoey!" brunette number 1 shouted.

"She did, she did punch Zoey!" brunette number two in disbelief.

In unison, they both said, "Oh shit."

And that is how the fight between the Pokemon lover and the annoying bitch of a blonde happened. Rainbow growled and automatically started to pull her out right out.. literally.

"Ah!" Zoey screamed. "Get it off, get it off!" The two brunettes started to run towards them.

"Don't come any closer or I'll rip more." Rainbow threatened. The two brunettes stopped running. The teenager then turned her attention back to the blonde. "Now listen up closely darling." she spat out in disgust. "If I ever see you around these parts pushing me down onto the fucking ground, I will fucking hurt you even more than I did now. Do you understand?" Zoey wimpered and nodded. Rainbow let go of her hair and let her fall onto the ground. "Sorry for holding your hair so tight." she said through clentched teeth.

"Bre-Bre, Fi-Fi." Zoey wimpered. "Get over here now and help fix up my hair!"

"Right boss!" the two brunettes replied. They gave Rainbow a short glare before going to their 'master'.

"Oh, what wimps." Elissa muttered.

"Oh, if only I was there." Jenna sighed. "I love seeing fights..."

"Me too Jen." Krisa sniffled and pat Jenna's shoulder. "Me too!"

Starr ignored them and turned her attention back to Rainbow. "Anything else?"

"Oh yea!" Rainbow gave a closed-mouth smile as usual. "Then..."

Rainbow scowled. "Dumb brunette pets." she muttered before marching away. She checked her rainbow watch. "Of course I'm late. Of fucking course." She then began to sing yet again:

"I'm late because of a blonde bitch

Her brunette pets were her help

But I don't care, I pulled her hair

And she let out a big yelp!

Rainbow stopped walking. "Why the hell am I singing anyways? Oh well. Let me just get to school before Jade somehow finds out." She then beganher journey to school, this time walking. Because you know.. some other older kid might come and mess with her again. And you do not wanna mess with Rainbow.

"And that is exactly how I got these dumb ass scratches and this painful scar." Rainbow finished.

"Bravo, bravo!" Cherri clapped. "As always, the mean blonde gets her ass kicked! Brilliant indeed." She smiled.

"I'm gonna be truthful here." Chocolain started. "They did get what they deserved. Yay Rainbow~!"

"Yea, yay me." Rainbow smirked as she heard a gun shot. Probably Stephanie aiming at innocent little birds in the sky during lunch time yet again.

Totally normal.

A/N I couldn't help but end the chapter like that; I fucking love Stephanie! Well, I love ALL the OCs xD
Brian: We sure as hell don't love you :l
Me: STOP BEING MEAN GOD DAMN IT ;l But anyways, I should get the sneak peek out...

Sneak Peek on Next Chapter

"Hm... suspicious candy that somehow just ends up at your front door on a Saturday morning..." Jenna muttered to herself. "Fuck it. If it's free candy, I'm eating it!" She grabbed the brown basket and closed the door.

"Perfect..." a man's voice said, looking from a nearby tree. "All is going according to plan..."

Oh yes... Yet ANOTHER person hiding in some type of natural thing.
Krisa: Holy shit, wo the hell is THAT guy? 0.0
Kat: I'm scared...
Me: You should be xD SO! I'm gonna go to bed. Good night peeps!

-W.C.P

P.S. I know it's not it yet, but HAPPY FOUTH OF JULY! Be proud of our free nation :)

P.S.S. I made the Curse of Galentina up... Unless it's actually real... That'd be awkward 0.0