Rachel: I'm so sorry that this is late!!! I've been busy and lazy at the same time…. I promise I didn't die!! Lol and if anyone has ever heard the song Puppies by J Bigga, let me know what you think… there's this one line that I really like but I won't type it here XD … I cannot be held responsible if you're sensitive to curse words and explicit language seeing as how I'm warning you now… it's kind of a dirty song.

Matsuda: anyway!

Peridot Tears

Happy New Year, everyone! :D

Happy new year to you too!

Alter Ego, whose name, by the way, is Bob: ...Yeah... What she said.

Me, who, by the way, signs with "PT" all the time: ...Incest is when...you

pair--

Bob: DON'T SAY IT, WOMAN!!

PT: B--

-Is smacked by Bob-

PT: HEY!

-Smacks back-

PT: It's when you pair siblings up, most of the time brothers! -Creepy

smile-

Oh… well then no…

Bob: ...

PT: Matsuda, I have your...brother...in my wardrobe...-Ikidnappedhim-

-twitch- not the one who use to make fun of me when I was little, is it?

Bob: So...

PT: How many girls did you go out with when you were younger?! -Looks through

blackmail file-

uh… I didn't count.

Bob: Ignore her; she's mentally ill.

PT: HEY!

~PT

bye!

Kit-Kat Punk-lover

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Matt: that's kinda creepy…

Rachel: -sings 'Puppies' under her breath-

Matsuda: no… that's creepy.

Matt: agreed.

Near: Happy new year.

Matsuda: Happy new year!

Beyond: Yay we are near the end of the world!

Mello ;-passed out drunk.

Me: I want to know which one of my friends parents gave him that beer!

Beyond: Who know.

Isn't it against the law for Mello to drink?

Rachel: yep.

Matsuda: that could be problematic

Rachel: you stole my line!

Matsuda: :D

Me: lol Oh lookie another friend has arrived looking for me! She also has now

clue what death Note is!

Adriana: Should I even ask?

Me: Nope! :)

You really shouldn't…

Adriana: And I thought you'd be out there pulling crazy stunts for 09.

Me: I shall do that when I'm done with this.

Adriana: Which is what?

Me: Saying hi to my Twin, Daddy, Uncle, and my bro-in-law XD.

Adriana: Okay then.

Hi!!

MMe: By the way this is Adriana, one of my besties who I got obsessed with

Twilight!

Adriana: -rolls eyes- Don't tell them about me! What if their pedos?!

Me: Uncle won't rape anyone.

Of course not!! That would be against the law and I'm a police officer!!!

Adriana: Sure. Come out before one of the boys comes in here and carries you

off.

Me: She's gone.

Beyond: What boys!?

I'm a little worried for your safety now…

Me: FRIENDS! Relax! -kiss B- another New year's kiss for you!

Beyond: I feel better.

I don't… I'm still worried for her safety…

Near: What now?

Me: I'm off to go party and freeze my butt off outside!

Near: Have fun.

That doesn't sound like fun…

Me: Bye uncle! Oh and me and Rach would never fight! TWIN POWER! lol

Near:...

Of course not! –touches fist to Katelyn's- Twins… UNITE!

Me: Daddy you should have your first uh "special time" of 09 with Near.

Near:...-blushes-

Matt: -grins- good idea…

Matsuda: bad idea.

Me; Bye!

Beyond: Wait! Where are our children!?

Me: Oh. I think they are outside.

Beyond: We should hury before someone gives them alcohol!

Me: BYE! AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Bye!!

Rachel: I just realized…. Matsuda's a Great Uncle!! Lololololol

Matsuda: what's so bad about that?

Rachel: my daddy (other) and I have this thing about saying great uncle… my cousins have a little girl and everytime he says 'come to great uncle Randy' I have to correct him and say 'GREAT uncle Randy'

Matsuda: … sure.

Sonar

Hey Matsuda

I think Ryuk loves to torment you.

-sighs- unfortunately…

(Ide & Matsuda are handcuffed and Ide was frowning and glarring at Ryuk)

Rachel: that's problematic… HAH!!! You couldn't take my line this time!

Matsuda: it still sucks though… -turns to Ide- no offense.

(Matt, I hope you are not turning anyone into chbis but it would be funny if

Ryuk was turned into one)

Matt: -grins- ideas… wonderful ideas… -thinks and plays with the chibi ray gun- it'll be ready soon.

Light is mean.

Rachel: I agree! –hugs L- Light if you get Rem to kill him again I'll kick your ass!

Matsuda: I'll shoot your hand again! :D wait… isn't Light my friend?

I do like the macerna but several times, I forgot the moves.

So have I! I started dancing the Soulja boy dance to it once!

How long can you dance before passing out? I lasted over an hour or two at a

school dance back in junior high. We had danced a whole afternoon. I won about

3 chocolate bars.

I dunno… I've never danced until I passed out.

(Matsuda & Ide, Ryuk hid the keys. I can't find them)

shoot… that sucks.

Are you proud to be a cop?

Of course!!

(Sonar goes looking and she went under Matsuda's legs.

Uh….

Sonar: Don't get ideas Matsu.

Sonar continues to look on the floor.

Sonar gets up and sighs.

Sonar: Ryuk, where are the keys?

Sonar sighs and buries her head in Ide's shirt. Ide glares at Matsuda before

he says something.

What?

Matt: Got it!! –points the ray gun at Ryuk and Ryuk gets turned into a chibi-

Ryuk: not cool.

Matsuda: I think that's funny!

Misa appears.

Misa: Let me sing him to death.

-Rachel runs away-

Sonar: Ryuk's already dead.

Ide has a sweatdrop on his forehead and smacks his free hand to his head.

Sonar: This is pure torture.

Matsuda: what gives you that idea?

Ide: Considering this is the second time, I don't find this amusing.

Sonar: I'm sure he feels the same.

Sonar points to Matsuda.

-is gnawing at the chains, trying to free himself- someone call me?

Sonar: I'll try one more time.

Sonar moves from Ide only to see keys going flying. Ide grabs her in time as

she catches the keys.

Sonar: Got them.

YAY!!

Sonar hands the keys to Ide.

Sonar: I thought they were seriously going to hit my head.)

Favorite holiday?

Christmas!

Worst holiday?

Halloween

L: but that's my birthday!

Matsuda: but there are a bunch of kids that come and steal all my candy and threaten to pull down my underpants!!

L: you have candy?

Matsuda: yeah, why?

L: -grins and sneakily steals Matsuda's candy-

Favorite food that you get sick from?

Butterscotch. It's sweet but it gives me a head ache.

What are you often blamed for?

Whatever Ide keeps thinking I'm going to do… I'm not really sure what that is though.

Did you ever put salt cubes instead of sugar cubes in L's coffee?

I thought about it but then I decided that he would probably have me arrested for that so I didn't… but I'm sure Light has.

Have you ever spiked someone's coffee at work?

No… I'm too afraid to see any of them drunk.

Bye Matsuduck

Bye!

TheSulkingWolf

EVIL EVIL THING CUT OFF THE QUESTIONS!

I'm sorry…

Happy new year everyone!

Happy new year!

1) How was new year?

Very good, thank you. And yours?

2) How are you?

Alright, thanks. You?

3) Do you think that Rachel will one day drive you insane?

I think it's inevitable that she will

Rachel: -grins-

Matsuda: probably.

4) What about Matt?

That's already been done… -sighs-

5) Me or the other reviewers?

Katelyn has for sure… I don't think that the rest of you could though :D

6) I think i'm gonna change my penname soon, will you vote in my poll plz?

I did and it's not letting me vote again…

Well that's all i want to ask! BYE!

Bye!

master holykira

rain: well i guess u can start by asking about our family

okay…

So how's life with your family? Going good I hope… anyone you particularly hate?

don't worry (has gun out) i'm not going to shoot u. just bored so... tosses

gun to hunt

hunt: shooting practice for me. shoot mello in the **

rain: nice hunter

Rachel: -smothers her laughter-

Matsuda: that looked painful.

YoutubeGirl

Happy New Year!

Happy new year!

Me: Hope you all had a fun new year!Better than mine at least...

Roy:Her parents had planned to go to a party at a Pourtgese club but because

of the snow it got cancled. She pretty angry.

Rachel: ooh… that sucks… we got invited to two New year's party so my mom picked the one I didn't really want to go to and said no to the one I did want to go to… and then the one that we were going to go to got cancelled… so it sucked.

Matsuda: it wasn't that bad…

Me:So i spent new year on the computer, with my parents and eating

high-calorie food.

Rachel: -gasp- so did I!! –high fives-

Me: But I made the best of it.

Matsuda: that's good :D

Roy: it wouldn't have happend if you were still with that blond French guy.

Me: Don't mention him!

Uh…

Me: It's a long it is funny. See none of the guys in my class like

me,well there is a very strong rumor one does but he isn't my type. But anyway

most Amercian boys don't look twice at me. If you put me in a hotel or in a

forgein country I have more boys staring at me than anything.

I am so sexually threatened right now.

Rachel: sorry… we watched Get Smart a lot this weekend XD

1)Ever considered piericing your ear?

I did once, but I didn't go through with it…

2)Do you still have Bob your pet dragon around?

Yup!

3)If you do can I pet him?

Sure!

-I go to pet Bob if he's there-

Me: Aww, aren't you the cutest little thing -tickles Bob under his chin

Me:This reminds me of a fan art of Naruto that had two characters and the

person who drew it shipped these two characters as a couple and the boy had a

dog and his girlfriend or crush was petting the dog and showing it love and

the guy was thinking lucky dog because the dog had a cute girl petting him.

-continues to pet and hug Bob-

Me: I'm done!

4)Worst genre of music?

I don't think there's a worst genre per se… but there IS crappy music –coughs- Hannah Montana and Jonas Brothers –coughs- no offense to anyone who likes them.

5)Did you ever get frostbite?

No, but I swear I almost did once.

6)Go rollarblading

hah… I kinda suck at that.

7)Do you know how to ice-skate?

Yup, but not well.

8)Favorite pizza topping?

Pineapple and olives!

Rachel: ick… I would throw the olives away and eat all the pineapple pieces separate :D

Matsuda: she loves pineapples like L loves strawberries

Rachel: that and cherries :D

Me: You need to watch Fools Rush In! It's about this couple that had a

one-night stand and the girl got pregnant so they got married because it was

custom in the girl's race. But the problem is that the guy is white and the

girl is Hispanic and they have to deal with their family.

That does sound interesting… I'll have to watch it sometime.

Zoro:She probably likes it because it reminds her of her and you Matsu.

-blushes-

Me-blushing-: No it doesn't. I don't have a kid with Matsu, most of his

neices do though, but he doesn't have one. And plus Matsu is Asian and I'm

Latina.

Zoro: If you put you and Matsuda instead of the actors and change what is

needed you would come with something like it.

Me-sticks tounge out at Zoro-

Me: I wuv you Matsu!

Love you too!

-kisses Matsu very very deeply-

-grins-

Me-once I break away from the kiss-: Bye everyone!

Be safe.

Bye!

Me: Wait I forgot to ask something!

Rachel:Where do you keep Al & Ed during Matsuda's answers and Matt Responds?

Rachel: I keep them downstairs where they play Xbox 360 and ping pong. I try not to expose them to anything… unsuited for children that come up in here :D

Me: Now I'm done!

-kisses Matsu deeply once more-

Bye for real now!

Bye!

EowynsPen

Hi!

Hi!

1. Matsu! I would never hit you! *is deeply hurt*

okay… will a hug make you feel better?

2. YAY! Now go on your own to Turtlebread sometime!

Okay!

3. YAY! *plays with Matsuda's hair*

… are you done?

4. Dance party! WOO! Oh, and Matt, you're a meany! Matsuda is actually a good

dancer! *steals Matsuda* sorry Victoria, just one dance and then you can have

him! *dances and Matsuda twirls me. I twirl... and twirl... and twirl...*

MATSUDA, STOP OR I'LL BARF ON YOU!

-backs away- please don't barf on me…

5. *finally stops twirling* whoo... oh... ah... breath... must regain...

breath...

good luck with that!

6. Ah. Did Rachel's parents (other ones) ever find out about you guys living

at her house?

Heh, well, it's a funny story actually…

7. My vial... Mello drank it, didn't he? Too bad, the only antidote is at my

house. He'll die in three days if he doesn't get it. Tell him he can either

beg me for it, or he can choose between hundreds of tiny plants and elixirs in

my house and yard and have a 0.02% chance of finding the right one.

Uh oh… good luck Mello…

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

-EowynsPen

happy new year!! –waves goodbye-

The Fictlizuh

Hi!

#1:Does the Burger King guy freak you out? He scares the crap out of me! If

he snuck into my house, I'd by ready with a Winchester in the corner of my

room!

You know… he kinda does…

#2:Do you like Pearl Jam? They rock so hard!

I don't think so… but Rachel's dad has a bunch of their CDs… I'll have to listen to one sometime.

#3:I'm thinking of writing a new Death Note fic! And since I'm so

super-special-awesome, I'll give you a nice big skillet full of spoilers! It's

set about 8 or so years after Death Note, Near is being the new L, Matt is

dead, L might be alive, BB is still alive, Matt is still dead, Light and Misa

are shinigami, and Matt is still dead!

Really? That sounds awesome!! Espcecially the part where MATT IS STILL DEAD!!

Matt: -throws a phone at Matsuda-

Rachel: why didn't you pick that up when it rang?

Matt: I was playing my game!

Matsuda: -rubs the back of his head- ow…

Rachel: -sighs- well, at least I know where it is now…

#4:If you could have any facial hair, what would it be?

I probably wouldn't get any… but maybe a goatee.

Weren't my spoilers enough of a gift to you? Toodlez!

Bye!

Scribe of the Strange and Lost

Matsuda! *hugs tightly and won't let go*

-is squished- uh… hi? –hugs back- can you please let me go now?

Artemis400

Autodoll: Hey, just wanted to review to say - You're awesome for making this.

Thank you –grins-

^.^ I've really been enjoying, so thank you. Also, some crazy alter ego of

mine wanted to ask Matsuda-san some questions. Hope you don't mind. ^.^;

'course not! Ask away!

Kari: Hajimemashite, Matsuda-san! First off, I wanted to say that you're my

favourite character! I think you're great. ^.^ Also, to Rachel and L,

congratulations on your wedding! *gives belated wedding gifts and cake and

fruit*

thank you!

Rachel and L: yay!! Thanks! –eats the fruit and cake-

Autodoll: Sorry we missed it, our computer wouldn't let us review until we

fixed it (just a few days ago ^.^;...).

Matsuda: well congrats on fixing your computer!

Kari: Mhm. So now, on to questions!

Matsuda-san, what's your opinion on Prince Harry?

I don't know that much about him… he's the prince of England, right?

2. What are your opinions on the bands Malice Mizer, Versailles, Girugamesh,

Dir en Grey, and (throwing in an American title I've grow to love) My Chemical

Romance?

The only band out of those five that I know is My Chemical Romance and they're pretty awesome :D

Rachel: -gasp- Versailles!! That's a name I might use if I decide to make a Death Note fic that has me in it!! it would be my daughter's middle name… L and I would name her Weekend Versailles… Light you better not kill her with your death note!!

Matsuda: … anyway!

What shampoo/conditioner do you use? (Your hair always looks so cool!)

Head and Shoulders. :D it's awesome!

4. Ever gotten freaked out waking up in the taskforce headquarters and

realizing it's not your house?

Yeah… it was kinda weird… escpecailly when you look over and see Light and L staring at you…

5. What made you want to stick with the Kira case in the beginning?

I wanted there to be justice… and it was really cool to work with the world's greatest detective :D

Autodoll: That's a kinda stupid question, Kari... Oh, I have a question too.

You seem to be pretty good with guns; any story for that, or do you just like

shooting things? ^.^;

-grins and does the shifty eyes thing- shooting things is fun…

Kari: And, before I leave, how do you like your coffee? My brothers are

making me get them some, so I can get some for you too if you want, and for L

and Rachel too. ^.^

I like it with a little bit of cream…

L: LOTS OF SUGAR PLEASE –grins-

Rachel: I'm good thanks… I don't like coffee :D

Autdoll: Well, bye!

Kari: Bai bai! (Also, could I get a hug...? -^.^-)

Bye!

And of course you may have a hug –hugs-

Rachel: lol… we've been listening to Puppies by J Bigga all through out writing this.

Matsuda: if I didn't know the words before, I do now… she keeps hitting play over and over and over and over again… -bangs head on the desk-