Season 3 Chapter 5: Kage is located…finally!
"What kept you three?" 7 asked looking at Kitsune, Laharl and Etna.
"We were here five hours ago, unlike you," Etna retorted.
7 rolled his eyes, "None of the blood up here was Kage's sadly."
Kitsune sighed, shaking his head. "Well, plan A is dead…Etna, plan B if you please."
"Right!" Etna said before opening a portal and searching through it. "Hmmm…AHA!"
"Find it?" Laharl asked, folding his arms.
"Nope, found my pudding!"
"ETNA!" Laharl and Kitsune both shouted.
She sighed, searching through the portal. Stopping three times to boot out a Prinny that somehow managed to get into it.
"Aha! Scouter foun-"
Etna was cut off by an explosion in the distance.
"Etna…"
Etna put the scouter to her eyes, looking towards the distance. "Way over 18000! We found Kage…or rather, Blizzard."
"Perfect…"
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May, Zade and Solo all stared at each other.
"Uh…should we get on with this?" Geo suggested.
"Maybe…" Gary said while shrugging.
"I'll do the first letter…" Sonia said, pulling it out. "Ultima-Owner says…"
May: *sticks her feet to the floor*
"He-hey!" May called out, trying to move but sadly enough her feet were stuck to the floor.
"I'll read the next letter," said Solo as he pulled it out. "From…MrMissMrs Random."
Melanie: What...the...HELL?
Random: What's wrong?
Melanie: They said I have a boyfriend! I DON'T HAVE A *BEEP* *BEEP*-BOYFRIEND!
Random: *points to KH Truth or Dare*
Melanie: Once again, I DIDN'T WRITE SHIT OF THAT! It was Shinigami's idea to pair us up! And actual me REFUSES! I DON'T LIKE HIM LIKE THAT AT ALL! *pissed off*
Random: Woah, dude...
Gary: Have you ever been forced into a pairing?
May: I give you cream-filled donuts... throw them at Solo and Zade.
Geo: Who do ya like?
Melanie: *still yelling and ranting*
Random: Damn, Mel. All of us already know you don't like Shinigami that way. You like-
Melanie: *covers Rand's mouth with duct tape* -_- Like hell I'm letting you say that in a non-private message.
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"Excuse me for assuming that you liked him!" Etna shouted, folding her arms.
"…What'd you do this time?" Laharl asked with a sigh.
"Better not ask," Kitsune suggested.
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Gary pointed to PalletShipping.
"Hehehe…" May said, throwing the donuts at Solo and Zade. Both of whom glared at her. She then held up a sign saying 'GeoxSonia forevah!'
"Yeah…I'll read the next letter," Zade said, grabbing it. "From blazikenrocks."
Mackenzie: OK, I've had enough being silent.
Gary: FINALLY!
Mackenzie: Gary, you're on dare duty today.
Gary: YES!
T/D by Gary
Silver: Put this shock collar that Silver handed me on Book and give it to the Chimchar
Chimchar: Go nuts.
Geo: Eat all of the donuts that Sonie brought.
Mackenzie: Give the Chimchar your own Author powers
May: Here is some of Kage's DNA.
T/D End
Mackenzie: *Types chapter 5 of own T/D*
Gary: CRAP.
Mackenzie: *still heard her dare and gives Chimchar Author powers*
Silver: Yes. Do that instead of putting it on Kitsune, and I just broke the fourth wall, didn't I?
Gary: Yep.
Silver: You know what? That happens with Mackenzie aswell, since she's also an author.
Ash: *randomly walks in* uh... Yeah, she is, and she put me in a cannon and shot me here. SO HA KITSUNE!
Mackenzie: YAY!
Gary: Are you serious?
Mackenzie: Yep~! And I got a dare that you probably won't like. I just wanna see some Palletshipping in this story.
T/D by Mackenzie:
Ash and Gary: *shoves into closet* STAY IN THERE FOR AN HOUR!
T/D end
Silver: *facepalm* well duh she would do that
Morty: Now how did I get here?
Falkner: I would ask you the same thing.
Mackenzie: Eeeee! *dies from Yaoi fangirlness*
Falkner: Omigosh
Morty: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Silver: You know what? She's always like that, dont pay any mind.
Falkner: Ok.
Mackenzie: *Dreams of Palletshipping and Honourshipping*
"Uh…I will if I find him…" Gary said, assuming the dare was for him.
Geo shrugged and ate all of the doughnuts.
"Uh…thanks?" May asked, taking the vial of Kage's DNA.
Meanwhile, Gary and Ash who was sent back were shoved into the closet. While…noises were being heard. And quite frankly, they didn't want to know…
(One hour later)
Zade opened the door to find Ash and Gary trading cards. "But…wha…huh!…You know what…I don't know HOW you got my cards…and I don't want to know WHAT you did with them."
"Busted…" Gary muttered.
"Anyways…" May said, trying to reach for the next letter but couldn't.
"I'll read it," Geo said, pulling out the next letter. "It's from suvi-sisko."
Kage is dead. Poor dead demon person. )':
...Sad time over~ :D
May: ...I'm going to take that as a yes. *nodnod* :D
Gary: Pointeh! Pointeh! *drool* Exactly how much money did you spend on this? :3
Geo: Now eat the salt! EAT IT! *cracks whip*
"Yep!~" May chimed.
"…About a hundred bucks a day…" Gary said, as Suvi continued to drool over his hair.
"But…it's all gone…" Geo said, sweat dropping.
"And now…the last letter…from Book," Solo muttered, folding his arms.
7: Its about time you guys showed up, we've been waiting here for hours.
Ber: And we already have a machine that can tell whose blood is whose. *Has already taken samples of each thing of blood*
Monti: Why am I still here...
Gary: ...You have thrity seconds, red or blue wire, if time runs out, the one who has fury shall come. *Timer appears with a red and blue wire*
Solo and Zade: Respect the chortling one.
May: ...I don't believe it.
Geo: Here, it this. *Gives him french fries*
Sonia: If you could travel back in time, where would you go? *Prepares Celebi*
T/D over.
Monti: Fury...Chortling...7 you can't be serious.
"Crap…" Gary muttered as a timer appeared.
"Cut the red one! It's always the red one!" All the Starforce characters shouted.
And so, Gary cut the red one and the timer stopped.
"Who?" Solo and Zade asked.
"Yep!~ I'm also very rich!~" May said with a smile.
"Thanks…I think…" Geo said, eating the fries.
"Hmmm…two hundred years into the past to see what these 'PET' devices were…" Sonia said, thinking deeply.
And so, with that all of them short of May left.
"Really might need to get May paired up with someone soon…so she'll stop being so evil…" Sonia said to Geo, who nodded.
"But who…?"
"Dunno."
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Next chapter, fight. :P So, hehehe.