I have decided to just post whenever i finish an abundance of chapters. That means i will be posting more. Yay! By the way, my profile picture on Tumblr is the same as the one on Fanfiction, so you'll know when it's me. Oh, by the way, I recently wrote a crack fic. It's on my friend's account: AnimeAru. We took turns passing the story back and forth, and we came up with Wangzilla. Just, look it up aru. It involves Asians, copyright, and slight FrUK. I am so happy every time i get a review. They really cheer me up after a long day of school. Ik heb geen Hetalia.
~Kolko
Lithuania was making breakfast. He always got up early, but it was mostly to get away from Belarus. He was awake at 4:25 this morning. He usually got to see Belarus a little, but she was really uncomfortable and irritated lately. She even threatened to break his fingers again. Well, he thought, it is my fault. He sighed. It's my fault she's like this. She can't help it. He felt more pain on the inside than outside.
"She's like, driving you crazy isn't she?" Poland said.
"Well…"
"I'll like, take that as a yes," he said.
"Well it's not really her fault," he said, "it's been 9 days." One of the worst parts was after they had a check up. They were reading on how to help her along. But Lithuania ended up hiding the pamphlets because he didnt want her to see what the most effective method was. Lithuania really didnt like it. If Belarus saw that… he shivered. Even Poland couldn't help but to feel sorry for her. She was in a house full of men and had no one to talk to during the day. The closest thing to a girl that she could talk to was Poland. She was still bummed about Ukraine. Estonia and Latvia were really bummed too. Russia walked in. He hated seeing Belarus depressed but at the same time, he was glad the two weren't making out on his desk. Estonia had to rely on the railing to get upstairs. It was almost as if he was blind. He almost tripped on the last step.
"Still can't see," he said. Latvia went to his side to guide him. Belarus never came down.
"I'm scared!" Latvia said as he had a food tray. He slowly went upstairs. He entered Belarus's room.
"Um, M-Miss B-Belarus, I have s-some breakfast for you. I mean, if you want it-"
"Just leave it on the night stand," she said.
"Y-Yes miss," he said.
"So how is-" Latvia ran out screaming. Belarus was confused. "I just asked him how his life was and he ran out screaming." she laughed to herself. She then ate breakfast and got bored. Lithuania came upstairs with a bag.
"Hey, how are you?" he asked, "I brought something that will help."
"I think you have helped me quite enough!" she growled.
"China says this will help," he held up a bottle of a white oil.
"I am not drinking that," she said.
"Come on, it will help," he said.
"Alright, you try it first," she said. He poured some on a spoon and took some. His face showed it wasn't very pleasant.
"… See? It's… good," he sputtered. She rolled her eyes. "Look, we've tried everything else. This is the last thing," he lied. He really didnt like the last method.
"Does that oil help you stop snoring?" she asked.
"Very funny," he said.
"I wasn't joking. I'm surprised you don't wake anyone up. You are very loud," she said, "you must have a talent for annoying people in your sleep." Lithuania sighed.
"Lithuania!" called Russia. Hallelujah! he thought. He gladly left.
She was bored, so she decided to look around the room. She noticed a small corner of colourful paper sticking out of the cabinet drawer. She pulled it out. She began reading the pamphlet. She then smiled sinisterly to herself. She chuckled maliciously. "You thought you could hide this from me?" she said, "this is going to be fun."
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Lithuania really didnt want to go back to his room. He didnt want to be yelled at again. It sometimes got violent. He quietly walked into his room. Belarus was nowhere to be found. Maybe she's getting something to eat, he thought. He sat on the bed. He sighed. He began to change out if his work clothes. He then felt someone grab him from behind.
"I missed you," said a soft voice. He turned around to see Belarus. She was smiling. She kissed him. Lithuania never got used to the mood swings. He just played along before something painful happened. He got up to get his pajamas. They were all gone.
"Where are my-"
"They're all in the wash silly," she said innocently. She silently prayed, please don't look in the bathroom cabnet. He slid next to her. He still didnt have a shirt on. She kissed him. He wanted to enjoy this moment as much as possible. That was, until he looked at what was on the nightstand. He pushed away. "Is something wrong?" she asked.
"Yes. Oh Dievas how do I put this? Um… I really don't feel…" he then noticed something, "What the hell happened to my pants?!" She just giggled kissed him. He shook his head and pushed away. "No… no no…Ne… ne ne ne!… nyet! Nyet!" he tried to get away. She looked at him with a sad expression. She looked like an abused kitten on a commercial. Damn it! It's so hard to say no! he thought. "I'm sorry. I really don't feel comfortable with this. I'm sorry, I just can't do this," he said, "it's really hard to say no to someone like you, i mean, just look at you. You're gorgeous. but this is where I draw the line." She sighed.
"Fine! I'll wait another day. I see you're not in the mood," she said. He just decided to nod along because he did not want another fight. The two then decided to cuddle next to each other and talk until they fell asleep.
Belarus was in bed miserable. Lithuania came in. It had been twelve days.
"Anything you need?" he asked. She sighed. He hugged her.
"Please cuddle beside me," she said. He did so. "Ugh! Why is this taking so long?!"
"I'm sorry I can't do anything," he said. She looked over at him.
"Actually, you can," she said. Lithuania shook his head.
"No Belarus. Just, no," he said.
"What?!"
"I said no. I'm not a pushover anymore," he said firmly.
"Please! Come on! China says it'll help. He keeps recommending it! Please!" she said.
"For the last time no! I'm sorry, but here is where I draw the line. That's exactly what got us into this mess. I just think it's a bad idea. Especially after the huge fight. I just think we should take it slow and just take one thing at a time," he said.
"Ugh! Do you have to be such a girl? I ask for the one thing you can actually do to help, and you refuse. I'm so sore. Nothing else will help!" she said.
"For the last time no!" Lithuania said. She smiled.
"Fine by me. I like a challenge," she said. Lithuania's face turned red. She cuddled up by him. She sighed.
"I'm sooooo tired. I wish everything could just… be… over…with," she said her hands moving along his chest.
"I'm sorry about being so busy. I know how horrible you must be feeling," he said. He then noticed his entire shirt was unbottoned. "Hey! Natalya! No! It's wrong! It's not going to happen!"
"Why are you doing this to me? You could do me a pleasurable favor but you turn me away? Please, I am miserable!" she complained, "there's no one to talk to, Ukraine's gone, and I'm dying here!"
"Again I said no! I just, couldn't do that to you. I can't take advantage again. Look where it got us!" he said.
"Since when have you EVER taken advantage of me?" she laughed. Lithuania took a deep breath.
"You know what?" he said, "Forget it." He left the bedroom.
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Belarus was calling up someone on the phone.
Co słychać?
Hey, it's me.
Oh hey, how's Liet?
I need some advice.
Really? OMG like, your coming to ME for advice? What is it? Shopping, wedding plans, boys?
China says that we're supposed to… um… you know…
Yeah, like go on.
Liet doesn't want to.
WHAT?! Well then again it is Liet. He always worries way too much.
I know! I mean I love him, but the way he's acting is driving me crazy. Does he like seeing me suffer like this?
I don't know, but some guys find it attractive.
Why?
It just… i don't know! Don't like, ask me!
Why is he acting like this?
Again, he's Lithuania. He always worries about things. Everything has to be safe and sure.
China recommended it highly. I'm surprised an old man like that could use that word so much. I don't know why Lithuania and Russia don't listen.
Ugh, Men.
I know! They can be so difficult!
Tell you what, try doing what you like, usually do.
What's that?
Think. How did this situation like, get started?
Brute force?
Bingo!
Okay, Thanks!
Okay! Glad to help. You two like, have fun.
Good bye.
She hung up and smiled to herself. Yes. This was going to be very fun. She was sure it would work this time.
After a late night of work, Lithuania came in. Belarus appeared to be asleep. He smiled. He slipped in and silently shut the door. But she was waiting for him. She sat up immediately. She had an evil smile on her face. Lithuania started to tremble. She sprang from the bed and kissed him. He relaxed. She then tossed him onto the bed and pounced. She started kissing him. He closed his eyes.
"Oh yes," he whispered. He then opened his eyes in shock and pulled back, "Oh no! No!" She had a determined yet wild look in her eyes. He backed up against the door terrified.
"You are going to end my misery whether you like It or not," she said in a malicious tone. She now held a white cloth in her hand.
"Wait," he said. She shook her head.
"I have waited for over a week. I am desperate to end this torture you started," she said, "if not, you're not the only guy that likes me. I could go to America. I'm sure he's not a girl… Or gay."
"What did you just say?" he said very offended.
"I said you're gay!" she said. Lithuania was ticked off.
"Just because I was forced to marry Poland doesn't mean I'm gay!" he got really mad. She kept mocking him. He then grabbed her and kissed her.
"What are you doing?!" she cried.
"Proving to you I'm not gay!" He knocked the cloth out of her hand sending it flying across the room. He then grabbed her and pinned her. He then began to kiss her again. She hardly got to say a thank you that night. The door suddenly opened. No one noticed.
"Hey Liet I was wondering if-" he stopped when he saw the two. "Have fun!" he said as he left.
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