FORBIDDEN IS BACK IN DA STATES!!!!

and... well...

After re-reading this, I realize that I forgot to add where some of it came from.

so... Kairi's ring tone is Shalala by the Venga Boys. Sora's the Numa Numa song by O-Zone.

Disclaimer: do i need to do this every time?! ... WHAT?! I DO?! kay then....

Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy ,Ghost Busters, Resident Evil, Indiana Jones, OR ANYTHING ELSE I MENTION! is not mine.

only the Original Characters are.

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Where we last left our "heroes"......

"AAAAAAHHHH!" The group continues to run from the two ton boulder.

"There's millions of people in this world and we end up crossing paths with INDIANA JONES!!!" Roxas shouts angrily.

"Any way outta this mess?!" Sora shouts as he dodges a chair in the hall way. Suddenly the whole group falls into a small indentation in the floor.

"That... answers your question." Roxas groans as Sora and Jovi both landed on him.

"That was a close call; I hope Doctor Jones is okay." Kari says somewhat worried.

"DON'T BE SILLY! Of course he's okay. He's a legendary action hero!" Sora says proudly. Roxas shoves Jovi off of him and stands up.

"He doesn't look alive to me." he says as he stares at the mangled famous brown hat. (NOOO!!! INDY! I KILLED INDY!!!)

"WHAT?! No way!" Sora shouts and he stands up. Jovi jumps out of the hole and nudges the body.

"He's dead." Jovi says simply. Sora bursts into tears.

"This ended up being his last crusade....." Roxas bows his head. Kari takes off her hat and closes her eyes.

"WHY?! Why GOD WHY?!" Sora wails as he kneels by the body.

"COULD YOU PLEASE KEEP QUIET?!" Roxas says in a loud whisper as he keeps an eye on his surroundings. Sora leaps up, angry.

"How could you be so INSENSITIVE at a time like this?!" he yells and motions toward the body of his hero. Kari kneels by the side of the body.

"No Sora; It's not that! What I'm saying is you could trigger another trap if you're not careful!" Roxas explains.

"Hey guys! Look what I found in his jacket!" Kari stops rummaging through the blood soaked corpse's clothes and holds up a small mirror.

"DUDE! You just plundered the corpse of INDIANA JONES!!!" Roxas shouts. Kari shrugs and starts spinning the gold encrusted mirror in her fingers.

"It's not like he didn't do that himself. I'm just returning the favor!" she defends herself and tucks it away in her pocket. Jovi stiffens and runs down the hall way, yelping and holding his ears.

"JOVI!!!" The group runs after him. Behind them, Indiana stirs.

"That... belongs in a museum..." he says weakly.

"This is retarded!" Katy complains. Forbidden nods.

"Not like we can do anything else." she says and then yawns lazily.

"We could... do Operation A." Katy says with a mischievous grin.

"You mean get wheels and go find everyone?" Luna butts in. Marluxia and Axel are playing Mario Party DS.

"HA! Mario PWNS ALL!!!" Axel cheers as he got a Star.

"Not yet he does..." Marluxia growls. He angrily stabs at the screen and makes his character jump. Forbidden goes over and stares at the screen.

"OHMIGOD!!! PEACH?!" she starts laughing. Luna giggles and Katy starts to laugh.

"You WOULDget her Marly!" Katy teases. Marluxia scowls and continues to play.

"WHY DO YOU LIKE PLAYING AS PEACH YOU GAY ASS?!" Riku yells and then grins.

"I like her. She's pretty nice!" Demyx says and smiles encouragingly at Marluxia.

"Hang on! You met Peach?!" Luna asks. As the others start to talk, Forbidden pulls out a scooter from her back pack.

"Shall we?" she says as she opens it up.

"SURE!" Katy and Forbidden skate off.

"SHH!" Roxas hisses as they lay in wait behind a door. Jovi whimpers.

"Shh... It's okay Jovi. It's gonna be okay." Kari murmurs as she pets his head. Sora's trembling but he looks ready to fight if he had to.

"When I say, we're gonna pull out our weapons and attack kay?" Roxas tells Sora and Kari in a whisper. They nod and get ready. The door to the room opens slightly and a black boot enters the crack.

"NOW!" Roxas yells. Kari pulls out her black scythe. Sora takes out Ultimia and charges forward. Roxas summons his twin Keyblades and throws them as hard as he could. Jovi rushes forward and bites the intruder as hard as he could.

"GAH!" the other three tackle him and Roxas' Keyblades smack him into the wall.

"WHAT THE HELL HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU CHILDREN?!" Vexen screams. They stop their attack and Sora nudges Vexen's face cautiously.

"Vexen? What're you doing here?" Kari asks. He glares at her before answering.

"YOU MORONS! I have been searching for three hours for you!" Vexen howls. Sora slaps him with his Ultimia Keyblade and stands up.

"This isn't the time to be fighting. We have to go find everyone and get out of here." Sora says seriously with a solemn expression on his face.

".... WHAT THE FUCK?!" Roxas says surprised.

"He's so... COOL." Kari says blinking rapidly. Jovi lets go of Vexen's arm and starts to make gagging noises.

"JOVI! ARE YOU OKAY?!" Sora says and immediately turns back into his more childlike state of mind.

"........ This is awkward." Roxas says as he stares at Vexen's face marked in Sharpie.

"Why do you say that?" Kari asks. Roxas points to Vexen's face where it clearly says "I Am A Cold Hearted Rapist." (WHOO! GO Forbidden!!)

"That bitch! I'll fuckin kill her!" Vexen says with a cruel smile. Suddenly the room is covered in fog.

"HUH?!" Sora shouts. They can't see each other, even though they're within touching distance.

"MASTER SORA!! JOVI SCARED!!" Jovi howls and begins to whimper. A haunting knocking noise began to come from the middle of the room.

"WHAT'S THAT?!" Sora shouts and points to a shimmering orb in the middle of the room. It was the only thing they could see in the pitch darkness. Just as suddenly as it came, the cold fog disappears. In its place were 6 figures.

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!" Kari, Roxas and Sora shout together. Vexen merely grins and summons his Frozen Pride.

" What is your purpose here?" he asks the figures but none speak.

"Clothes funny..." Jovi mutters. They take a closer look to reveal the strange people are wearing full suits of armor.

(think that one secret cut scene at the end of KH2)

"What do you want!" Sora challenges. One in strange black armor steps forward. A second figure also steps forward: her white armor seeming to almost glow in the darkness. The dark armor of the first person seems to get darker in the presence of the others. They both make motions to take off their helmets.

"..... WHAT THE HELL?!" Roxas shouts. He gets mad and tries to charge up to them. The one in black armor holds their arm out and dark flames began to crawl up their arm, and a dark sword-like weapon appears in the person's hand.

"A... Keyblade?" Sora asks. The person makes a swiping motion at Roxas and he crumbles to the ground. His Keyblades disappear.

"ROXAS!" Sora and Kari shout in unison. Jovi growls and runs over to help him up.

"I'm... fine. I think." Roxas groans. His face is marked with a dark pattern of flames. The two figures finish taking off their helmets and let them drop to the floor.

"Who are you? Why do you two look familiar?" Sora asks. The girl in the dark armor grins.

"Well, cause I'm your worst nightmare." she says, her savage grin becoming more feral.

"We're here to allow you passage." the girl in the white armor says with a solemn expression. Her blue eyes seem to make an exact opposite of the other girl's blood red eyes. In fact in every way, the two girls were opposites. The one in white armor had long blonde hair and seemed to be very quiet and serious. The one in the black armor had cropped black hair and she seemed to be very hyper and ready to destroy everything to get some fun.

"Passage for what?" Vexen interrupts. The girl in black armor grimaces and snaps her fingers. Black flames engulf Vexen and she leaps off toward him.

"NO INTERRUPTING!" She howls viciously and her right arm shimmers and turns into a silver tipped claw. With a single slashing motion, she swipes at Vexen's shield, seeming to do no damage. After a moment, she grins and her red eyes gleam. The shield is turned to dust.

"Aww... Did I break your little shield?" she laughs, a very cruel sounding laugh that was edged with menace and a hidden promise of destruction. The other girl shakes her head and frowns.

"Feralis, we can't interfere here." she says. This statement makes the dark girl frown.

"DON'T CALL ME FERALIS!" She growls and her eyes seem to glow like red hot coals.

"Hm. Why not? I AM your older sister." the girl in white armor says.

"Only older brother has the right to call me that! You have nothing! Reiotta!" 'Feralis' says the name as if it was a curse. Reiotta just tucks a strand of hair behind her ear and snaps her fingers.

"GAAAAAAH!!!" Feralis is surrounded by white flames. One of the other figures removes a silvery blue helmet and is revealed to also be a girl.

"Rei, was that a good idea? Akage is going to get mad at you." she says, with her silver eyes gleaming intelligently in the darkness.

"Maybe not. But Gaia, it's necessary. You done Feralis?" Reiotta asks the pillar of flames.

"GET ME OUTTA HERE! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU DONT!!!" it howls and the room begins to tremble.

"I'll do it!" a slightly smaller person says. Their red armor seems a little too big and she takes off her helmet.

"Ahlia... You know you don't have any magic." Gaia says, her long raven hair loose. The little one frowns and pretends to get mad.

"Fine.. But can I ask them? And... OH MY GOD!!!" Ahlia tries to run to the other group but her older sister Gaia holds her back.

"NO! You stay here and be quiet. OR you leave." The one of the last figures says and removes their helmet. Silvery hair and almost yellow eyes makes this girl seem dark but an air of playfulness ruins the image. The pillar of flames stops and an angry Feralis gets out.

"YOU BITCH! I OUTTA KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!!" she growls. Reiotta seems almost bored.

"You have ask the questions remember?" she says simply.

"OH YEAH!! I got the first one!!" Feralis grins and turns to the group.

"Three questions. then you can return to the others." Reiotta says. Sora nods.

"i'll answer them!" he says confidently.

"Please don't be academic, Please don't be academic!" Roxas prays.

Axel groans as he loses the mini game to Luna.

"YES!! Daisy PWNS Mario!!" she teases as she's declared the winner.

"Fine. I have to let you borrow my chakras." Axel sighs and pulls out his red cell phone.

"Who ya calling?" Cloud asks. Axel says nothing and dials the number.

Ring, ring.

"Hello? Castle Oblivion. Number 14 speaking." a girl says.

"Hey Xion. Listen, go get the Superior. I gotta ask him somethin." Axel says.

"Um... He's having father daughter time with Ari. They went to Disneyland." Xion informs him.

"WHAT?!" Axel stands up and nearly drops the phone.

"Yup! Anyways, where are you guys? You just left a few days ago and didn't say where you were going. HEY! If you're somewhere cool, get me some snacks!" she says happily.

"Um... Listen. Is there ANYONE else in the castle? You know, one of the higher ups?" Axel asks.

"Nooo.... They're all on missions. Me and Luxord were all by ourselves but he just left for some casino." Xion says. Axel can clearly hear a munching noise.

"....Fine. what are you eating by the way?"

"Oh! I looked in the cupboard and found some weird chips. They're pretty good!" Xion continues to munch away.

"THOSE ARE MY FREAKING HOT CHEETOES! GO PUT THEM BACK!!!" Axel yells.

"GAH!" Xion starts to choke on the snacks and painfully swallows them.

"I ate them already though!"

".... Fine whatever. Now. How much trouble would I get into if I lost Roxas?" Axel asks.

"............................" The line is silent.

"Xion? You there?"

"YOU LOST MY BROTHER?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" She screams this loud enough to be heard by everyone in the room.

"Um..... No? He's right here with me?" Axel says sheepishly.

"LET ME TALK TO HIM!" Axel covers the phone and looks panicked around the room.

"QUICK! Someone mimic Roxas!" Namine and Kairi walk into the room accompanied by the ghost duo, Angela and Clara. Axel runs up and thrusts the phone into Namine's hand. She puts it to her ear and clears her throat.

"Hello? Hey sis." Namine says in a perfect imitation of Roxas.

"Dude. That's AWESOME!" Luna says impressed. Marluxia makes a confused face and Leon starts to laugh.

"WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS?! Where's Namine!" Xion demands.

"Well.... We got called out on a ghost hunt with some girls. So we're in a haunted house."

"Jail." Luna interrupts.

" Sorry, JAIL. Too bad you couldn't come Xi. Cause so far, it's been pretty fun." Namine says, still in Roxas' voice.

"Hey.... Is there anyone else there?" Xion asks.

"Well.. Riku, Demyx, Cloud-"

"IS daddy there?!"

"Um... He WAS. But right now he's sorta lost." Namine explains nervously.

".............WHAT?! I'M COMING DADDY!!!"

"Wait Xion!" The phone turns off. Larxene grins.

"Great. Now Xion's comin'. this outta be fun." she says.

"This is gonna be hell......" Axel says weakly.

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Couldn't agree with you more Axel.

For those wondering, the of the mystery girls wil ALL be revealed in the next episode. chapter. whatever.

Crimson ,probably you already figured out who they are. You DID name them after all.

WOO! Xion's Coming!!!

Again, the three questions is from Youtube: Four Swords Misadventures as I am also a die hard Zelda fan.

well, i like watching my bro play zelda.

HEY! Feralis busted Vexen's sheild! Now what is Forbidden suppodes to steal?! the Graceful Dahlia?!