SONIC DAILY COMICS

Week 5, Day 2

"Don't Mess With Mrs. Jones!"

Shadow sat on a little plastic chair in Cream's house. He was wearing a white dress with blue flowers on it, and matching hat, and wondering how he, the Ultimate Life Form, had ended up like this.

"More tea, Mrs. Jones?" Cream asked, smiling at him. "You look lovely!"

"Just pour the tea already!" Shadow muttered. He hoped no one saw him like this.

"Well, well, what have we here?" So much for that hope. Sonic.

"Get lost, faker!" Shadow growled.

"Look out!" Knuckles cried. "He's gonna hit you with his purse!" Him too?!?

"I'm warning both of you!" Shadow said, getting up.

"Don't you fight!" Cream said, tugging on his dress. "Mrs. Jones doesn't believe in it!"

"Yeah, Mrs. Jones!" Knuckles said.

"You wouldn't want to break a nail, dearie!" Sonic added.

"Oh!" Cream cried. "Our pastries are burning! Pardon me!"

Once Cream was out of the room, Shadow gestured. "Chaos control!" He froze time. Throwing off his hat and dress, he leaped at Sonic and Knuckles. "Chaos spear! Chaos blast!"

Chaos control quickly ended. Cream stepped into the room. "Here's your pastries, Mrs. Jones! Oh!"

Sonic and Knuckles were both wearing hats and dresses. They were also both wearing black eyes, as was Shadow.

"Got pastries for Mrs. Smith and Mrs. North?" Shadow asked, grinning, as he pointed two chaos spears at Sonic's and Knuckles' hearts.

"Sure!" Cream said. "But put those things away before you hurt somebody!" She hurried back into the kitchen.

The chaos spears disappeared. Sonic and Knuckles started to get up. "You really want to hurt Cream's feelings, now that she thinks you're joining her tea party?" Shadow asked in a dangerous voice. "I won't forgive you for that!" He summoned another chaos spear, then let it fade away, just to show he could make them any time he liked.

Sonic and Knuckles left the first chance they got. Vanilla returned, noticed how happy her daughter was, and said, "How would you like to be her regular sitter?"

"What?!?" Shadow cried. "Oh no, I couldn't possibly…"

"Yay!" Cream squealed. "We'll go to the park every day! And Saturday you can take me to Disneyland!"

Shadow's problems were just beginning.

Tomorrow, more craziness with Cosmo. Shadow and Cream will be back Saturday. See you then!