The Summer of Nick, Eduard and Gwen: Part 1, June in Jeopardy

by Themulchingpug

In this Dreamiverse/Total Drama/Grojband crossover fanfic, Nick and Eduard head to Canada to spend their summer vacation. There, they meet Gwen and co. Meanwhile, Sammy-Seven has other plans (and dragging his siblings along for the ride, while he's at it?). Oh, and Candy Jams and Guy Broman's true identities are just bound to be revealed to Peaceville!

26. Chapter 26

The Summer of Nick, Eduard and Gwen

Part 26

Twenty-Sixth Day (Friday, June 26)

(*We are at a scene where Dave is planning a picnic for him and a new girlfriend: one of Trick Legkiksky's old forms (which physically resembles Gwen (save for her usual colors, which are replaced in favor of all-pink attire when not in acting mode) with her robot screw-eyes), whom she used to play "Jody" in Project Nightmare) at the beach)

(*Dave (to his new girlfriend, Human!Trick): "So, (*nervously laughs*) Jody, is our picnic going to be the best?"*)

(*cut*)

(*Human!Trick (to her new boyfriend Dave): "Not quite. It has a few kinkers that need to get fixed. (*sweetly*) How'd you like it if you get a free "kick me" sticky note?"*)

(*cut*)

(*Dave (to Human!Trick): "(*gasps*) (*mad*) How dare you?! I thought you were my girlfriend!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Human!Trick (to Dave): "Sorry, (*does a "who cares?" hand raising pose*) but that's policy."*)

(*cut*)

(*Dave (to Human!Trick): "I want this picnic to be great! For both of us!"*)

(*Human!Trick (to Dave): "It is gonna be great...just not with that Sky girl."*)

(*cut*)

(*Dave (to Human!Trick): "Did you just say...(*panics*) SKY?!"*)

(*Human!Trick (to Dave): "(*whispers*) Shut it."*)

(*cut*)

(*Dave (to Human!Trick): "Okay, I'm not usually the perfect guy type, but I'm tryin' to make the best out of this experience, but you're just ruining it!"*)

(*Human!Trick (to Dave): "(*sweet-talks*) Oh, but you are."*)

(*static noises*; *Dave in the anytime confessional*)

(*Dave: "Okay. This is gettin' weird."*)

(*static noises*)

(*Human!Trick (to Dave): "Dave, how 'bout a little game?"*)

(*Dave: "(*snarkily*) I've seen worse."*)

(*cut*)

(*Human!Trick (to Dave): "It's called...I'll just use my other forms against (*points finger at him*) you!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Human!Trick transforms into her "Commie Oval-Head" form, with teal "skin", a oval-head, onyx eyes and lightning-fast moves*)

(*Commie Oval-Head!Trick (to Dave): "(*whispers*) I'll gonna kick your butt."*)

(*cut*)

(*Dave: "(*nervously*) There goes the neighborhood."*)

(*cut*)

(*Commie Oval-Head!Trick (to Dave): "GET OUTTA TEH WAY!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Dave: "Huh?"*)

(*cut*)

(*Commie Oval-Head!Trick (to Dave): "Time to die!"*)

(*Commie Oval-Head!Trick hits Dave with her lightning fast kicks, sending him flying*)

(*static noises*; *Dave in the anytime confessional*)

(*Dave: "Worst. Date. Ever."*)

(*static noises*; *Commie Oval-Head!Trick in the anytime confessional*)

(*Commie Oval-Head!Trick: "I! (*gets glowy-eyed*) SHALL! (*teeth turn sharp*) CHANGE! (*voice turns from normal to demonic*) YOU! (*rapidly brandishes fingernails at the camera and has voice reverted back to normal*) AAAAAAAAALL!"*)

(*static noises*)

(*Max (with a few gonks on his side) is trying to tie his boat*)

(*Max: "There's nothing quite E-VIL that a deliciously E-VIL boat ride."*)

(*cut*)

(*Dave runs from Commie Oval-Head!Trick and into Max's side of the beach*)

(*Dave (to Max): "Max, whoever you are, can you help me stay away from that horribly vicious new girlfriend of (*yells*) MINE?!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Commie Oval-Head!Trick (to Dave): "SHUT IT, DAVE!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Max (to Dave): "Well, Max, you've come to the EVILLY right place. (*shows Dave a laser-gun*) Here's my laser gun of EVIL! (*blasts Commie Oval-Head!Trick away*)"*)

(*cut*)

(*Commie Oval-Head!Trick (to Max): "CURSE YOU BLASTED MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Dave (to Max): "Uh, Max?"*)

(*Max (to Dave): "What is it, my new minion of E-VIL?"*)

(*Dave (to Max): "(*points at sign of Trick*) There's somebody named Trick Legkiksky and I want to meet her."*)

(*cut*)

(*Max (to Dave): "Seriously, what does she look like and how do you describe her in personality?"*)

(*cut*)

(*Dave (to Max): "Uuuuuh...she's got a round-head, screw-eyes, pale skin, a pink shirt with violet jeans with a sparkly belt on. Her personality is the opposite of her cute appearance: she's maleviolent, greedy, prone to having moments of vanity."*)

(*static noises*; *Max in the anytime confessional*)

(*Max: "(*about Trick*) This Trick Legkiksky might not sound cute on the surface, (*with EE-VIL glee*) but on the inside, she's as evil as they come...(*nervous*) and a little too obsessed with world domination."*)

(*static noises*)

(*Max (to Dave): "Dave, my new minion, (*shows boat to him*) welcome to the boat of EEVIL! (*maniacally laughs*)

(*cut*)

(*Dave (to Max): "(*snarkily*) Ya think?"*)

(*cut*)

(*Camera pans down to Max and Dave, already on the boat with a picnic*)

(*Dave (to Max): "Why did you bring us lunch?"*)

(*Max (to Dave): "Because even EVIL-doers can't stand a empty stomach. (*shows lunch to Dave*) So, you mean EVIL lunch?"*)

(*cut*)

(*Dave: "(*snarkily*) Noooot what I had in the common..."*)

(*cut*)

(*Max (to Dave): "So, EVIL-doer, how was today?"*)

(*cut*)

(*Dave (to Max): "Uhh, mostly chaotic."*)

(*cut*)

(*Max (to Dave): "Don't worry, my EVIL minion, evil wants to visit Trick Legkiksky!"*)

(*cut*)

(*time card saying "Two Hours Later" appears*)

(*Announcer: "Two hours latah..."*)

(*Dave (to Max): "Why's he mentioning every last time skip in this fanfic, like any other cartoon?"*)

(*cut*)

(*Max (to Dave): "Is it time we, the E-VIL two have mention teh EEE-VIL Trick-(*pauses*)"*)

(*Boat hits a dock*)

(*Max (to Dave): "(*resumes*) Legkiksky? (*maniacally laughs*)"*)

(*cut*)

(*Dave (to Max): "But we're here."*)

(*Camera zooms out to reveal that they've arrived in Mexico"*)

(*static noises*; *Dave in the anytime confessional*)

(*Dave: "(*excitedly*) Y-y-y-yes! I'm in Mexico, birthplace of my favorite food: tacos (which are now served all around the world)! Wait 'til Trick gets a load of us!"*)

(*static noises*)

(*cut*)

(*Max and Dave are out walking to where Trick is living now*)

(*Max (to Dave): "Looks like we finally get to meet the EEEEEE-VIIIIIIIIL Trick Legkiksky!"*)

(*cut*)

(*The two are finally at someone's house, where Trick lives*)

(*cut*)

(*Dave (to Max): "Apparently, she's now into...Alejandro's attention. So that must me we're at-(*gasps*)"*)

(*Max (to Dave): "Alejandro's house!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Trick opens the window at meets both Dave and Max*)

(*Trick (to Dave and Max): "Oh, booooooooooooooooooooooys!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Dave (to Max): "(*squeals*) We're goin' to meet Trick Legkiksky!"*)

(*Dave (to Trick): "Hiya, Trick! I'm Dave! So, how was your summer in Mexico so far?"*)

(*cut*)

(*Trick (to Dave and Max): "Weeeeeeeell...it was pleasant. Besides, I got to meet my fav Total Drama contestant: (*sing-songily*) Alejandroooooooo."*)

(*cut*)

(*Max (to Trick): "(*nervously laughs*) Oh, (*blushes*) is that it?"*)

(*cut*)

(*Trick (to Max): "(*whispers*) Oh, that's not all."*)

(*cut*)

(*Dave (to Trick): "What other plans did you have for the other past contestants?"*)

(*cut*)

(*Trick (to Dave and Max): "Well, I've been thinking...(*yells*) HERE, (*brandishes marionette handles to them*) TASTE MY MARIONETTE STRINGS OF EEEEEEEEE-VIIIIIIIIIIIIILL!"*)

(*cut*; *close-up*)

(*Dave: "What?!"*)

(*Max: "(*whines*) Help me."*)

(*cut*)

(*The marionette strings attach themselves to Max and Dave, who are trying to break free, to no avail*)

(*cut*)

(*Close-up of Trick's head*)

(*Trick: "Finally, (*cut*) (*has eyes with Dave in the left and Max in the right*) (*whispers*) I've now got teh power."*)

(*cut*)

(*Trick is in a flaming background with Dave and Max still attached to the marionette strings and handles she's holding*)

(*Trick: "TEH POWER! TEH CONTROOOOOOOOOOOOLL!"*)

(*Dave (to Trick): "(*pulls out a psychological test*) Uh, Trick, ever heard of (*scared*) taking psychological class?!"*)

(*Trick (to Dave): "SHUT UP!"*)

(*Dave and Max scream as Trick gains shrinking eyes which she uses them to shrink them into action figures*)

(*cut*)

(*The flaming background burns out and turns into the normal background*)

(*Trick: "I now understand that...(*grabs a action-figure-sized Dave and Max with her left and right hands*) WOMEN CONTROL MEN A LOT! (*drops Dave and Max down to their doom...well, sort of*)"*)

(*Trick looks down*)

(*Max (offscreen): "Owie!"*)

(*Trick looks right back up*)

(*Trick: "(*raises hands*) Meh. (*grabs a globe*) THEY'RE TEH REAL RULERS OF (*points at globe*) TEH WOOOOOOORLD!"*)

(*Alejandro opens the door*)

(*Alejandro (to Trick): "Senorita Trick, which you please put my globe down? I'm studying it for geography class for my next year of university."*)

(*Trick (to Alejandro): "(*sheepishly laughs*) Fine. (*puts down globe*)"*)

(*cut*)

(*Trick: "(*flies off the window*) TEH GREATEST OMNIPOTENTS EVEEEEEEEEER! (*lands, then skips in a garden*) La la la la la la la la la laaaaa!"*)

(*static noises*; *Alejandro in the Mexican anytime confessional*)

(*Alejandro: "Wow, (*smiles*) that girl is way out of my league."*)

(*static noises*)

(*Ellody is preparing for herself on a boat, with a first aid kit, a cooler with some drinks and food and some books to read so she won't get bored*)

Meanwhile, Ellody was preparing herself well on a boat, before it went afloat. Gwen walked up to Ellody, and this conversation occurred:

(*Gwen (to Ellody): "So, Ellody, what're you doin'?"*)

(*Ellody (to Gwen): "Uuuuuh...I'm preparing myself well for a boat trip."*)

(*Gwen (to Ellody): "Okay, but does the ocean seem a little daunting to you?"*)

(*static noises*; *Ellody in the anytime confessional*)

(*Ellody: "I want to show the other Animites I'm a pretty competent girl despite my size. Seriously, it's been years since I was shunned for how I look and my small size by my older bro Lackimus, my younger bro Crystrayus and his friend Sammy-Seven (save for Mr. Nochkoshmar (until he died), Eduard ((*whispers*) I'd dare not say his last name. It'll make him upset!), Slammus, Ariel Lee and Hattie). I just want to prove them wrong! (*nervously*) I doooooooooooo!"*)

(*static noises*)

(*Gwen (to Ellody): "Ellody, even though you're quite insecure about size, I just want to know that I've watched you (along the other DeviantARTists' creations) thwart nasty evil-doers of sorts."*)

(*cut*)

(*Ellody (to Gwen): "You did? I thought you watched just horror movies! (*scared*) I'm scared of them!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Gwen (to Ellody): "I don't enjoy just horror movies. I'm apparent a big fan of DeviantART and I post my art online."*)

(*cut*)

(*Ellody (to Gwen): "Well, (*sniffs*) (*shakes hands*) goodbye, whoever you are."*)

(*Gwen (to Ellody): "I hope you'll go it alone. I trust you. I might advise you to meet somebody who's longing for the one million dollars."*)

(*Ellody (to Gwen): "(*whispers*) Really? Who is it?"*)

(*Gwen (to Ellody): "You'll find out. (*waves hands*) Bye!"*)

(*Ellody (to Gwen): "Goodbye, Gwen!"*)

And so, Ellody ventured on a boat journey.; She was reading The Catcher in the Rye. Meanwhile, ? had muffled sayings in a blanket after his recent home, Chris' Fun Zone, was destroyed in the Collapse of '13, and Animitan zookeepers took them to the Animitan Zoo of Unusual Species.; She was scared at first, then took a deep breath, then said to herself, "I hope no one is harmless is that blankie. I gotta find out...and stuff."; Then, as she took off the blanket from ?, who's revealed to the audience...to be a teenager. In a toque. Named Ezekiel.

(*Ezekiel (to Ellody): "So lady, what's up, eh? I'm Ezekiel, eh. What's your name, eh?"*)

(*cut*)

(*Ellody (to Ezekiel): "(*freaks out*) W-w-w-who are you?!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Ezekiel (to Ellody): "I'm Ezekiel, eh. Your name, eh?"*)

(*static noises*; *Ellody in the anytime confessional*)

(*Ellody: "I want to believe him...(*whispers*) but can I?"*)

(*static noises*)

(*Ellody (to Ezekiel): "(*nervously laughs*) Name's Ellody. (*shakes hands*)"*)

(*Ezekiel (to Ellody): "Nice to meet you, eh."*)

(*cut*)

(*Ezekiel (to Ellody): "Wanna hear my story, eh?"*)

(*Ellody (to Ezekiel): "Uhhh...uhhh...yeah?"*)

(*Ezekiel (to Ellody): "I'd knew you wanted to hear my story, eh. So, sit back and let me tell my story, eh."*)

(*cut*)

(*Ellody (to Ezekiel): "(*sits down*) Okaaaaaaaaay."*)

(*cut*)

(*flashback flash*)

(*Ezekiel (to Ellody, through a voiceover): "So, my story begins on a rural Montreal, eh. It was born to my mom and dad, eh. And I was home-schooled, eh. When I was filming my audition tape, I accidentally triggered my crossbow to my mom, so I had to get it off. And man, I was brutally attacked on the first season of Total Drama, eh. While many people decided to cast me in a more sympathetic light in fanfics of their own, the producers decided to use my negative qualities against me, eh. They turned me into this awful Gollum expy, eh. And boy, was I evil, eh. Thankfully, during All-Stars, I had a family in the mutant creatures and how I did it, eh? I gave them a cake and they warmly accepted me to themselves, eh. Unfortunately, after the events and Camp Wawanawka tumbling down, the Animitan zookeeper guys decided to take members of my newfound family away, and put 'em in zoos, eh. And my parents have been poisoned by that ?, eh. (*sniffs*) It was tragic, eh. Real tragic, eh."*)

(*flash back to normal*)

(*Ezekiel (to Ellody): "And there you have it Ellody, eh. The story of a tragic soul trapped in this boat, eh. And that tragic soul was me, eh."*)

(*Ellody (to Ezekiel): "(*consoles him*) Don't worry, Zeke. I'll help you find a new place. (*scratches chin*) But how?"*)

(*static noises*; *Ellody in the anytime confessional*)

(*Ellody: "I'm slowly turning into Ezekiel's caretaker as well as friend, so I might as well find his home somewhere in Montreal."*)

(*static noises*; *Ezekiel in the anytime confessional*)

(*Ezekiel: "I've found a new friend in Ellody, eh. She's becomin' a friend to me, eh. That, and I might find my home in the Dreamiverse, eh."*)

(*static noises*)

Meanwhile, as Ellody was trying to locate Ezekiel's home in rural Montreal, something appeared out in a flash. "GAAAAWK!" said Ellody. Ezekiel said "What's wrong, Ellody, eh?" to Ellody, who said "(*points figure at vehicle*) YA MIGHT WANNA WATCH OOOOOOOOOOUT!" to the former, who said "What's that, eh? Speak up!" to the latter, who said "There's an Animite, who's trying to re-capture you to a Human Rights pound!" to the former, who said "(*gasps*) Oh no, eh! THE HUMAN CATCHER, EH! And she's pixellated, eh!"

(*? (to Ezekiel): "(*shows briefcase containg the million dollars to him*) Wanna the one million? (*throws it in the river*) Go get it!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Ellody (to Ezekiel, seemingly turning feral): "Don't give in to your greed. I'm warning you!"*)

(*cut*)

(*? (to Ellody): "Oooooooooh! He can't help it!"*)

(*Ellody (to ?): "What?!"*)

(*cut*)

(*? (to Ellody): "I've been manipulating Sammy-Stupid and Sick Legkiksky ever since when they were new to the Dreamiverse, ever since!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Ellody (to ?): "Seriously, you can't make others see pain and misery! That's cruel!"*)

(*cut*)

(*? (to Ellody): "Ya know what's also cruel? DO YA?! Not selling my magicial, enchanted art supplies disguised as make-up to EVERYONE! Including you, short-stuff!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Ellody (to ?): "(*growls*) That's it! Wanna see me go COMMANDO ON YA?!"*)

(*cut*)

(*? (to Ellody): "(*sheepishly laughs*) No?"*)

(*cut*)

(*Ellody attacks ?, because she provoked her*)

(*cut*)

(*Ezekiel (to Ellody): "Be careful, Ellody, eh!"*)

(*cut*)

(*We see that Ellody tied ? with her own hair*)

(*cut*)

(*Ezekiel (to Ellody): "Y'know what? I'd take back 'bout girl stereotypes, eh."*)

(*cut*)

(*Ellody (to Ezekiel): "(*shouts*) Thank you!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Ezekiel (to Ellody): "You're welcome, eh!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Ellody (to ?): "Once I turn ya to the Royal Canadian Police, you'll never, ever spout negative girl stereotypes 'bout us!"*)

(*static noises*; *Ezekiel in the anytime confessional*)

(*Ezekiel: "I'd gotta take it back, eh. That girl by the name of Princess What's-Really-Her-Name really has to stopped, eh!"*)

(*static noises*)

(*? (to Ellody): "Once we meet again, Ellody, (*breaks free*) it wouldn't be so pretty..."*)

(*? screams at she looks at her now-ruined hair*)

(*static noises*; *? in the anytime confessional*)

(*? (still pixellated): "(*sobs*) Oh, great! Look at me! Just look at me! Without my good looks, I'll be teh worst fashion model in teh entire world! (*cries*)"*)

(*static noises*)

(*cut*)

Meanwhile, as Ellody took Ezekiel to his parents' home, as she wondered "I wonder if your family's here. They may or may not be back."; But, as a matter of fact, someone came home and survived the horribly damaging "Candy Jams" incident.; It was Ezekiel's mom, now a rough-and-tumble soldier ready to fight ? and ?'s forces.; "Who are ya?" said Ezekiel's mom to Ellody, who said "I'm Ellody. (*shakes hands*) Uh, nice to meet you."; "(*whispers*) Look how big your muscles and legs are!" Ellody said to Ezekiel's mom, who said "Why thank you. I'd be headin' off (*waves hand at her son and Ellody*) G'bye, Ellody and Ezekiel!"; Apparently, his other family members were victims of ? and ?'s false make-up scheme (*whispers*) and sadly passed out because of it.; "Don't worry, Zeke! We'll relocate you and your Mom somewhere in Canada and or in the Dreamiverse, even though it's not easy."; And Ezekiel said "You will, eh? (*gasps*) (*excitedly*) That's music to our ears, eh!"; And the two held hands together, as this chapter comes to yet another heartwarming close. Cue the next chapter.

Total Drama characters: 2007-hiatus Fresh TV and Neptoon Studios.

The Imagination of Nick, Eduard and Buddy characters and Club Dreamiverse concept: 2016-present Club Dreamiverse.