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When Emmett pulled to our pad he suddenly locked the doors and dropped the partition effectively stopping our makeout session. "Sir, I swear to you I will work for a week without pay if you let me keep this rouse going and let Rosalie know the two of you are engaged to be married. Oh, pretty please? Cherry on top?"

Edward looked at me and grumbled. "It could be a lot of fun! And what do you have to lose? She doesn't like the children so she won't be near any of them when Emmett says anything, and I'll make sure if one of them hears about it I explain it's just a silly little game."

"You would let him torture that woman like that?" Edward looked at me, doubtfully.

"Well, duh!" I laughed. His eyes betrayed him as they twinkled with delight.

"As you wish. One week without pay, Emmett, and then you must tell her it was all a joke." Edward offered.

"Oh, but that's no fun!"

"It'll have to do, that's the deal." Edward laughed.

"Fine, alright, that seems fair. Thank you, Sir." Emmett unlocked the doors and let us out.

"The kids will be home in about an hour, I'm going to run upstairs to change before they get home. Should I leave this gaudy ring on to assist in Emmett's cruelty or would you rather me not?" I asked as I headed for the stairs.

"I don't know if that's such a good idea." Edward replied.

"Oh, right, in case the kids see it." I nodded.

"No, that's not it. I would just hope I'd have better taste in the quality of diamond I had for you. She can smell a fake a mile away." He winked and I blushed as I turned and headed upstairs to change.

When I headed back down in comfier clothing I went straight to the kitchen. I was thirsty and craving apple juice. This happens to me, I don't know why. At least I wasn't craving a bucket of chicken, I mean have you seen my mother's ass?

"Hey, Em. Rose here yet?" I asked as I poured us both a glass.

"No, but I suspect she'll arrive shortly. You know, 'speak of the Devil' and all." He grinned. I loved this guy, he was so demonic but yet so adorable and teddy like.

"Good afternoon swine."

"What did I just say? I think I'm a psychic!" Emmett's eyes grew wide and he held his hand to his heart. I snorted, all lady like and stuff.

"Where's Edward? In his office as usual?" Rose ignored Em and sat down at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee looking seriously worn out for two in the afternoon.

"Uh, been sleeping OK?" I asked, sitting down with her at the table. "You're looking a bit peaked."

"Oh what do you know, Nanny Swan?" She grumbled.

"She'll be knowing a lot about sleepless nights sooner than you think, Rosie!" Emmett grinned and I gaped at him.

"Hey! Don't be spreading that kinda stuff around! It's private!"

"What is he talking about?" Rose asked me, sipping her coffee.

"Oh, just that Mr. Cullen asked Miss Swan to marry him today. They've already been dress shopping!" Emmett's face was pure, unadulterated joy. It was frightening.

"You're joking! What would he want to marry the help for?" She laughed, but it was seriously nervous and her eye did this odd twitchy thing.

"Hey!"

"And they'll go to Tiffany's for her ring as soon as he moves around some massive finances. You realize, it has to be the best." Emmett continued.

"You lying sack of. . ."

"KIDS! Welcome home!" I stood and headed over to them as they all came into the kitchen for their afternoon homework snack. "How about I make you all some popcorn and bring you out some sodas while you go watch TV?"

"But, we have to do our homework first!" Alice whined.

"Little girl, never in my whole life have I heard of a child wanting for homework, now shoo! I promise homework will be had by all!" I pinched her little cheek and pushed the three of them back out of the kitchen.

"So, the kidlets don't know?" Rose rubbed her hands together and I just rolled my eyes.

"They will soon enough, it's a gradual thing. Edward wants to tell them all with me, as a family, when you're not here." I smiled.

"I am his partner, I have been for years! I think if this were true he'd tell me himself." Rose was about to lose it.

"He didn't know how to tell you, he knew it would break your cold, dead heart." Emmett pouted and batted his lashes.

"We'll see about that!" She exclaimed as she stomped out of the kitchen presumably towards Edward's office.

"Bond, come in, Bond!" I buzzed the walkie we were still using.

"I hear you, Bella McNanny, what is it?"

"The crow is on the loose. I repeat the crow is on the loose!"

Emmett was already turning up the intercom so we could hear what was going on in his office when I heard his door slam in the distance.

"Edward, I've just heard the most despicable, the most disgusting rumor. . ." Rosalie gushed.

"Oh, and what is that? Andrew Lloyd Weber winning another Tony?"

"No, that you were marrying the help!" She whispered.

"And that is disgusting to you, is it?"

"Well, of course it is! You know it would never work and what if your mother heard about this? After what your father put her through. . . She'd take the children, your inheritance and leave you with nothing!" Rosalie hissed.

"Ah, well, I see you've been putting a lot of thought into my private life, but I can assure you that my mother has no pull over me. Also, I am very much offended that you would think so lowly of Bella. She's a wonderful woman, deserving of any man." He replied.

"Then let her have any man!"

"I'm sorry, this discussion is now over. Are you here for work or to belittle my family?" Edward was so hot when he got angry. I may have swooned a little at the intercom.

"Shh, they'll hear us!" Emmett whispered.

"Don't you two have things to do?" I heard Edward and I blushed, flinching away from the intercom as if it bit me.

"I'm sorry if my job requires me to work in the kitchen where the intercom is, Sir. Would you rather me just order dinner in?" Emmett was slick!

"Is Bella cooking, too?"

"Of course you can have a snack, I'm making it now!" I blurted.

"The two of you will be the death of me," Edward sighed. I giggled.

The rest of the night Rose was there under the guise of working, but I could tell she was searching for clues that what Emmett said was true, considering Edward didn't deny or admit to anything and I simply paid attention to the children.

By the end of the evening I was exhausted and heading up to my room using the back stairs in the kitchen.

"Yes, hello, Elizabeth? Hi, it's Rose. Great! How are you? Good, good. Well, I was calling to tell you that your son has lost his mind. Of course it's serious. He's planning on marrying his children's Nanny!"

Dear Diary,

This seems like something I should tell Edward, but at this point he's already in bed and I don't want to wake him. Also, I don't want to go into his bedroom for fear of losing my mind and crawling into bed with him.

This will have to wait until morning. I can only hope if she's coming here I can warn him before she arrives.

I'm going to kill Rose!

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