Dear Toto,

Bark-Bark-Bark

Translation: Dorothy was the only one who liked you.

Bark-bark-barkbarkbark-bark

Translation: Glinda called you Tata on purpose! Wicked witch…

Bark-bark-bark-barkbark-barkbark

Translation: Elphaba really did want Chistery to throw you in the fishwell. She was not kidding.

Bark-bark-bark-barkbarkbarkbarkbark-barkbark

Translation: When Dorothy came back to Oz, everyone was secretly very happy that she told them all that you were dead.

Guess there's no place like Oz….

Toto

I found this one so amusing! haha!

Bubble