Series: Dysfunctional

Author: Juniper11

Pairing: SakuSasu

Chapter Title: Divorce

A/N: So, um, I got a review today and I realized I forgot to update on Sunday. Sorry!

This a prequel to 'Humming'.

Sakura and Sasuke 10 1/2 months into their marriage.

"I want a divorce." Her voice was calm as she said it even if her insides were a bundle of rage.

Sasuke raised his head and looked at his wife in disdain. Divorce? Him? The only way anyone was leaving him was in a body bag. And if Sakura wanted to go that way…

"Hell no."

Sakura spluttered. "No? You can't just say no. You forced me into this marriage. You took away my chance at happiness and love."

"No sane man would love you, anyway. I saved you from a spinster's life. Be grateful."

Sakura ground her teeth together. "Says the man who had to use the Sharingan to trick someone into marrying him." Sasuke scowled. "I want a divorce and I'm getting one."

The smirk that Sasuke bestowed upon her was filled with malevolent glee. "You're welcome to try."

:::

"WHAT?"

"Sakura, I thought you knew this when you married him. It's why I kept asking you were you sure. There's no way out of your marriage to Sasuke unless he divorces you or he dies."

Sakura frowned at Kakashi suddenly recalling his repeated questions about whether or not she was absolutely certain that she wanted to marry Sasuke-and she had been...until she found of why she was so certain.

"There's got to be some legal way to get me out of this marriage. If that bastard hadn't messed with my head with his blasted Sharingan then there is no way in hell I would have said yes."

"You have no proof of that Sakura."

"Yes, I do. I married him, didn't I? That's proof enough that he did something to me."

"Sakura..."

"Are you going to help me or not?"

"..."

"You know, I always thought having the Hokage as a friend would be a good thing...but it seems like that was a load of crap."

"The law is the law Sakura."

"Screw the law! I'm talking about my sanity here. Sensei if I stay I may end up killing him. Is that what you want?"

"Sakura, you'd never kill anyone out of spite. You're not that type of person."

Sakura narrowed her eyes on Kakashi's form as he dismissed her by taking out his favorite novel. Sakura whirled around and marched out the room-slamming the door behind her.

:::

"So, how did that divorce thing go?" Sasuke asked curiously.

"Go to hell! I hope you have to jack off for the rest of your life. Cause you're sure as hell never touching me again."

"As if I couldn't have you if I wanted you. You pant like a dog in heat whenever I so much as look at you funny."

"You son of a-"

"More like the husband of one." Sasuke interrupted.

Sakura screamed shrilly.