Person who supplied prompt: March105 (THANKS! :D)
Prompt: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
"RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER HAD A VERY SHINY NOSE!"
"And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows."
"All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names!"
"THEY NEVER LET POOR RUDOLPH JOIN IN ANY REINDEER GAMES."
"Then one foggy Christmas eve, Santa came to say:"
"'Rudolph with your nose so bright–'"
"'WONT YOU GUIDE MY SLEIGH TONIGHT?'!"
"Then how the reindeer loved him!"
"As they shouted out with glee:"
"RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER, YOU'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY!"
"... Sadie... Felix... Walt... You guys do know it's days after Christmas... Right?"
"Of course we knew that, Carter. Gosh, we're not maniacs."
"Mhm. I'll believe that in 2012."
"Tomorrow's 2012, dumbass."