RWBY and JNPR's twisted lives

Non-canon no. 8

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The headmaster of Beacon stood at the landing area looking to the sky.

"Ozzy, we're here!" Ruby called out as she and her team as well as team JNPR walked up.

"Good. I wanted both teams here to help me greet who will be coming, as well as some extra muscle to help unload his equipment."

"So who's coming anyway?" Asked Jaune.

"Dr. Charles D. An old friend and college."

"The Charles D." Blake grinned.

"Who?" Asked Ruby with Nora scratching her head.

"Back when the White Fang sought out equality, Dr. Charles D. was one of the first to reach out to them." Blake said. "Some people call him a Faunus groupie because of how fascinated he gets around us- them! I meant them."

"So in short, he's a giant fanboy." Clarified Ruby.

"And it looks like he's right on time." Ozpin pointed his cane to the sky. An airship slowly moved down to the landing pad before a ramp unfolded and they saw a man slowly walking down.

"Ozpin! It's been too long." Smiled the man with a white lab coat and black pants as well as the backpack he had on. He looked to Blake and blinked before looking at the others. "And I see you brought some of your students to greet me, how thoughtful."

"Well I wanted them to meet a man of legend, and to help you with all your equipment."

"Ah! Perfect. I need the samples unloaded before the ship has to take off." Charles informed.

"Samples, of what?" Asked Ruby.

"Oh you'll see." the Doctor grinned. "Just grab the boxes from the ship and please be careful."

"You got it." Spoke Yang as they moved up to the ship to grab the boxes and machinery.

"Not you Miss." he grabbed Blake's shoulder. "I need your help inside."

"Oh, sure thing." She replied.

He lead her through the courtyard and smiled. "It's been a long time Blake, I honestly thought I'd never see you again."

"Well it's great to see you again Charles." Smiled Blake.

"My my, these long years have made you into quite the lovely young lady. Last we met you were still a little girl."

"Well this school has really turned my life upside down."

"I can't wait to show you and everyone else what I've been working on all these years. It's going to be a big step on human faunus relations, by the way where's Adam?"

Blake frowned and looked away. "Let's just say we have a LOT to catch up on."

"Oh…"

All the boxes were taken to Oobleck's classroom where the two doctors enjoyed a long chat and swapped theories.

"So is it true that the young lady in the red hood is the….Bloody Rose?"

"Indeed, her mental instability makes her a most dangerous opponent. And don't get me started on sadistic habit of severing her enemy's limbs."

"Ooh, intriguing. I feel when my stuff is all set up, my theory might make her even more dangerous than you might think."

"Hey doc, we got the last of the boxes." Yang called out."

"Thank you dear. I can get the rest set up by myself. But I might ask for all of your help after I do."

"No problem." Jaune nodded.

Dr. Charles slipped off his backpack and pulled out what most would think was a toy raygun. "Now then, tell me which animals are your favorites?"

"Oooh! I love cats and dogs! But I've always wanted to hug a hamster!" Cried Ruby with a smile. "The smallest adorable pet to hold and cuddle."

"I like Chinchillas," Weiss spoke. "They're small, cute, and they clean themselves."

"I kinda like kangaroos." Spoke Yang. "They keep their young close and can get away from danger with impressive kicking power.

"SLOTHS!" screamed Nora. "Small, furry, and the way they sleep in trees is AMAZING!"

Ren held his hands up like claws and tried baring his teeth.

"Ooh, a wolf!" Nora beamed. "Nice pick."

"Lion." Jaune and Pyrrha spoke together. "What?"

"You like lions too?" Pyrrha questioned.

"Yeah, I always thought they were kinda like badasses in how they look and the way they roar would make anyone think twice about pushing them around."

"I find their strength and speed quite remarkable."

"Why do you ask?" Asked Weiss.

"Just curiosity. Now run along and I will see you all in the amphitheater with the rest of the students."

The group nodded and walked off.

An assembly was announced and all students were to be present. The amphitheater slowly filled as Dr. Charles was making sure his equipment was all set properly.

"Hello children." Charles greeted. "I am here to present the first step in human Faunus relations."

Hearing that sentence alone made some of the students murmur in disdain while the others stayed silent and payed attention.

The Doctor turned to a table behind him and picked up the gun-like device. "This device will revolutionize the very foundation between Human and Faunus relations." He picked up a glass tube with a clear fluid and put it in a slot in the device. "Would Winchester please come to the stage?"

Cardin stood up and walked down to the stage with an expression of doubt on his face.

The doctor picked up another tube with a q-tip inside. "Please take the q-tip and brush it against the inside if your cheek."

"Why?"

"For your benefit as well as the demonstrations." Charles said simply.

Cardin sighed before taking the tube and took the q-tip out and brushed it against his cheek inside his mouth.

"Very good, now return it to the tube and put it on the table side so we can get started."

Cardin listened and set the container on the table's side.

"Now many may think that Faunus are animals just because they have animal extremities. So in order to understand…" The Scientists raised the device, pointing it at Cardin.

"Woah, what's that suppose to do?" Asked the team leader a little uneasy.

"Give you a better perspective." Charles pulled the trigger and fired a ray at team CRDL's leader.

Cardin stiffened up as the sensation consumed his body and he felt frozen on the spot from the beam.

His face started to burn liked fire and when the ray stopped he stumbled and reached to cover his face.

"How do you feel?"

He groaned and looked up, sporting a pig snout where his nose was.

Charles reached over and handed Cardin a hand mirror.

Instead of a cry of horror, the boy squealed.

The entirety of the amphitheater had looks of total shock. Some though snickered or had trouble hiding in their laughter.

"And now your sense of smell has increased to match that of a pig. And quite frankly from what I hear about how you treat the Faunus, it shows off the inner you nicely"

Cardin made a low growl before stamping back to his seat. "What are you looking at!" he growled to his team.

All three stayed silent with Ruby snickering.

"This process can be easily reversed thanks to the DNA sample Mr. Winchester was kind enough to provide." spoke the doctor who picked up the tube. "But maybe we can wait a little while first."

"Ooh! Can I be next?" Asked Ruby with eagerness.

"Of course Miss Rose, I have a DNA ready for you."

Ruby zipped down onto the stage bouncing on her feet. "Alright, I just swap out the animal DNA samples, now stand still."

Ruby smiled and tried to stay still as he took aim and fired the laser. "Ooh, tingly!"

The blast lasted one more second before Charles stopped. "There, how do you feel?"

"Like I need something to nibble on." She tilted. "And my nose twitches a little."

"Well hamsters do tend to do that."

"You guy should try this!" she turned to her team.

"I'm not sure." Spoke Yang.

"I'm happy just as I am." Weiss held up her hands.

"Maybe, but I'm a little hesitant." Spoke Blake.

"As long as I have DNA samples from each of you you'll be fine." the doctor assured.

The three girls shared a look before standing up and walking up to the stage.

"Don't worry Blake, my research shows the cat DNA won't have much effect. it will only look like you are affected." The doctor whispered to the Faunus.

Blake sent a slight nod as he adjusted the ray again.

"And now a cat, for Miss Belladonna." Charles raised the ray and fired the beam at Blake.

She blinked and feigned surprise as she pulled off her bow. She braced herself for any gasps of surprise, but it seemed like it worked as everyone thought it was the ray.

"Miss. Schnee?" the doctor held up the ray.

Weiss closed her eyes as the ray consumed her swapping her human ears with those of a Chinchilla. "Wow… this is… new."

"Yang, you're up." Spoke Charles aiming it at her.

With another blast, the blonde felt the muscles in her legs tighten before her ears stretched outwards.

"If anyone else would like to volunteer, come right up." Spoke Charles.

"Ooh, ooh, us!" Nora pointed to her team.

Ren clapped his hands and nodded.

One by one team JNPR had the ray used on them and their changes were remarkable. Jaune and Pyrrha gained tails similar to their hair color with retractable sharp claws, fangs and slitted eyes. Ren acquired sharp wolf teeth and canine nose, and Nora gained longer arms, sharp claws, and became slightly more sluggish.

Charles turned towards the flabbergasted students. "Now these nine students will go about their day to experience what life with animal abilities is like. As all faunus do. If all seems well, you're all more than welcome to experience it as well. But for now, you may resume your day as you were."

The students walked out of the amphitheater while the nine students marveled at the changes, well except for Blake.

"This is so cool." Spoke Jaune playing with his claw.

Yang hopped a few times, finding her control was a little off.

Nora yawned while cuddling Ren's arm while he looked at his claws. "I need a nap, and a manicure."

"I need something to nibble on, right now." Ruby darted her eyes around the school.

"I kinda like these." Smiled Weiss touching her white ears.

"Oh yeah, this is just what I've always wanted." Cardin's voided in sarcasm. "Who does that crazy old quack think he is doing this to me?"

"You be quiet!" Blake glared. "Dr. Charles D. Is a brilliant man who will help everyone."

"I think it's a big improvement Cardin." Remarked Ruby darting around. "Now you can know what a Faunus feels like. Now if you'll all excuse me, I need to find something to sink my teeth into."

"Just don't go biting into someone." Spoke Yang.

"Or my books." Blake added.

"Right, no nibbling on people or Blake's raunchy adult graphic novels."

"That's not true!" Blake cried out before shutting her mouth while everyone looked at her.

"Oh it be way true, my Favorite is Ninjas of Love. Now that's a story that really sets the mood, later."

Ruby zipped off with her Semblance while the girls turned towards a blushing Blake.

The teams split up and went about the day.

In fitness training, Yang was hopping around and was making progress in her control and center of balance. "Come on, who wants their butt handed to them?"

"We'll take you." Spoke Sky with the other two males of team CRDL, without their leader who had gone off on his own to get Charles to change him back.

"Great, I'll warm up with you chumps and be ready for some real fighters."

The guys didn't take kindly to that and ran at the girl.

Yang jumped and spun her legs to send the boys flying to the wall with even greater ease than usual. Each one hit the wall and landed on the ground with groans of pain.

"Come on, that wasn't even five seconds." she chuckled with a backflip.

Pyrrha and Jaune were in their usual training spot since they had a free period and tested their new bodies.

Jaune ducked under Pyrrha's spear and lunged forward with his sword. She rebounded it back with her shield and kicked him back, but he used the momentum and backflipped back on his feet with ease. "Okay, how cool is it having the reflexes of a cat."

"I'm amazed too. It feels like my body's strength and speed have doubled. Along with reflexes." Spoke Pyrrha. Said girl found herself looking over Jaune feeling her heart rate elevate.

Jaune himself took the brief break and looked over Pyrrha herself and found his tail swishing. "Hey, um, you wanna just...lay back and soak up some sun?"

"Sure. That sounds good right now." Smiled Pyrrha whose tail swished behind her as they put their weapons away.

Jaune laid on his back with his hands behind his head. Pyrrha took the spot on his right and set her hands on her stomach while they watched the clouds pass by the school. However, every so often they would inch towards the other until Pyrrha turned on her side and moved her arm over his chest, leaving the boy wishing he wasn't wearing a chest plate.

Nora had fallen asleep in class, which wasn't all that surprising, except she was clinging to Ren, and it was more difficult to wake her up, so the teacher gave up and let her sleep. Ren made sure to write down extra notes for both while smiling when she would kiss his cheek in her sleep.

After Ruby exposed Blake's secret, Weiss had snuck off to the dorm room and covertly read the book the younger girl had mentioned.

"Wow. She is one big closet pervert." the heiress's eyes were wide and her cheeks had a pink tinge as she continued to read. "Wow, whoever wrote this wanted to make it very graphic."

Soon she heard approaching footsteps and put the book back where she found it before jumping onto her bed and blocking her face with a magazine.

Blake opened the door and walked in and saw Weiss reading a magazine. "Aren't you gonna try out your new ability to really feel like a Faunus?"

"With ears like these, I could hear you coming without even trying." Weiss spoke while keeping her face covered.

"Yeah, giving you enough time to put my book back, right?"

"...Of course not, why would some one of my pedigree read such undignified literature?"

"Uh huh." Blake turned toward the spot. "You left it opened."

The blush spread, turning the girl's head red. "...No I didn't."

Later, Ruby sat in the cafeteria munching a cookie like the very rodent she had been partly turned into. Turns out her jaw moved faster, which allowed her to bite through the treat quicker before moving onto the next. "Mhhh, yummy."

But as she reached for another treat, her arm felt tingly. "Huh?" She looked at it and saw black fur slowly coming out and covering her skin. "Uh oh."

She got up and grabbed the plate before zipping out of there and to the dorm room. "Guys, I think something is…" she stopped when she saw the girls, but there were slight changes.

"We noticed." They chorused. Each girl had gained a tail based on their animals.

Yang's legs looked like they were reshaping and with fur on their arms.

Weiss was getting smaller and had white fur coming out over with her nose stretching out.

Blake's hands gained claws with her nose stretched out with whiskers beginning to sprout and the claws on her feet poked through her shoes.

"I think Charley's gizmo might need more work." Ruby quipped. After saying that, she felt the tingly feeling again and found herself shorter than before.

"If this keeps up, we'll be more animals than human." Yang pulled of her boots and socks. She groaned as her large tail thumped against the floor and saw her fingers start shrinking.

"We need to find Dr. Charles." Weiss held her outfit over her shrinking body.

"One of the professors might know where he is." Blake groaned and felt her body get smaller.

"Yeah, but we may want to wait into we go all animal or risk someone getting a gander at our goodies." Ruby remarked.

"I hate to say it, but she's right." Spoke Yang feeling her top get looser.

"Plus I wanna ride in Yang's pouch like a Joey." smiled Ruby who at this point was half her size while waving the sleeves.

"And we're back to crazy." Weiss rolled her eyes.

Blake let out a hiss and drop to all fours as the fur got thicker to the point she looked like an anthro cat in her clothes.

Moments later the dorm room door opened and a blonde pelted kangaroo hopped out and down the hall with a black cat hot on it's heels. Riding in its pouch was a white chinchilla with a black hamster that had red stripes and patches on it.

"This is better than a roller coaster at the fair!" the hamster squeaked. Then she turned to the chinchilla. "And look at you Weiss, you're so fluffy!"

"Ruby, this is so not the time." the kangaroo glared at the hamster with it's eyes turning red.

"How do you think I feel? I keep licking myself and coughing up those damn hairballs." Spoke the cat.

"At least your squeaky clean Blake."

"I just hope we get turned back to normal. I liked the ears, but being covered completely in this, rather clean, fur is not me." Spoke the chinchilla.

The other students moved out of the way as the animals faced through the halls. Including Cinder and her two flunkies.

"Hi Emerald!" Squeaked the hamster waving to the gobsmacked girl as the four animals passed them.

"Oooookkkaaaayyy." Mercury blinked. "That's something you don't see, or hear, every day."

"I think that was Ruby." spoke Cinder who was just as surprised to see the nutty girl apparently be a small hamster.

"Has the whole world gone crazy?" Emerald looked in the direction the animals went.

"No idea, but I know that tonight I'm getting drunk just to forget what I just saw." Spoke Mercury.

Yang hopped into the elevator and waited for Blake before hitting the button for Ozpin's office with her paw. The doors shut and it began to move.

"Okay, who wants to bet Ozpin is gonna freaked?" asked Ruby raising her little paw.

"You really think this is the best time to gamble?" Weiss glared.

"Well it wouldn't hurt considering who knows how much longer before our human intelligence goes poof."

The others paled at the realization until the doors opened again. Yang and Blake quickly exited and hurried to the office.

"Ah, the gang's all here." Ozpin said. "I see it's happened to you as well."

"Wait, don't me the same happened to… spoke Yang.

A loud roar made the girls jump and turn. There they saw a blonde furred lion walk over with a red furred one nuzzling beside him. There was also a black furred wolf with a pink streak and laying on its back asleep was an orange furred sloth.

"Admit it, I make this look good." Jaune remarked

"Well I think your girlfriend agrees." Spoke Weiss noticing him and Pyrrha nuzzle each other.

"I can't help it if he acquired a certain animal magnetism." Pyrrha replied.

"So, when we can expect the litter?" Asked Ruby.

"Ruby!" Yang growled. "Doc, tell me you can fix us."

"Well I never expected the animal DNA to progress at a rate that it would actually change you this much, so it's hard to say. If I work fast enough before it gets too far, I might be able to have your human halves slowly reconstitute your bodies back to normal with the samples I had you all supply."

"Quick question, how are we still able to talk?"

"Well I mixed in Faunus DNA so that the human DNA could better reconfigure itself under the influence of the ray."

"Hey don't rush on our account doc." Jaune laid down with Pyrrha beside him.

"Uh, yes you need to rush. I don't want to take the chance of staying like this." Spoke Weiss.

"Alright, now just let me get some medical gowns for the reversal."

"Just make sure to hold off when you get everything set up. I'm gonna take a scrapbook load of cute pics of all of us, and that's final!" Declared Ruby. "...uh… could someone lend me a Scroll?"

"Just get us back to normal before she makes me play the piano." Pleaded Blake before letting out a meow.

After a few tweeks, and Ruby taking many pictures, the doctor was ready. He had them get in a line with Yang having to pry Nora off from around Ren's neck and set her down before they were ready.

"Does anyone feel like we're forgetting someone?" Spoke Pyrrha.

The elevator opened and team CRDL rushed in. "Cardin's a pig!"

"That's what." Spoke Weiss as the males lead a brown skinned pig in who didn't look happy.

"Alright young man, I think you suffered enough. Please move to the front of the line and I'll change you all back."

"Finally." Snorted Cardin walking to the front of the line.

"Everyone, sheild your eyes to preserve modesty.

Blake, Pyrrha, Jaune, and Ren used their paws to shield their eyes their eyes while Yang turned her back with Ruby and Weiss laying low in her pouch.

They heard the sound of the ray being along with a flash.

"Success!"

"I'm back!" Cheered Cardin in joy.

"Yes, now please cover up." Ozpin states.

Cardin had the decency to cover his spot before taking a gown and covering himself.

One by one the others were changed back to human.

"Woah! Headrush!" Nora exclaimed.

"Hold up! I might never get an opportunity like this again, so I'm gonna give one last big roar for the road." The blonde took a deep breath.

*RRROOOOOOOAAAAAAARRR*

Pyrrha smiled while the others covered their ears before Jaune's roar died down and the ray was fired once more.

"Well it was fun while it lasted." Jaune covered up.

"I think it was very good." Smiled Pyrrha.

"I'll have your belongings brought up so you can return to your room in a more dignified state." Ozpin informed.

"And later we can continue where we left off." Pyrrha winked to Jaune.

"Well at least something good came out of it." Smiled Ruby.

Later Blake was bidding Dr. Charles farewell. "Well it seems my research needs a bit more work. Although it was good to see an old friend again."

"Likewise. Maybe one day you'll get it just right and who knows, maybe all of us can be on really equal grounds if we all know what it's like to be part animal."

The two embraced each other in a hug before the doctor boarded the shop before it took off."

"Um, Blake?" Weiss walked up with her hands behind her back.

"Yes Weiss?"

"Do you think I could...borrow some books from you?" Weiss blushed as the words passed her lips.

"Oh?" Blake grinned. "I thought those kinds of books were unbecoming of you?"

"As long as my sister doesn't find out, I'm golden."

"Sure, I have more you can read, Pervert Queen."

"Hey!"

"Wait!" Ruby ran over with a Scroll. "Come back Doctor! Aw, I wanted more cute pictures."

"You were wanting him to come back and turn you back into a hamster?" Asked Blake.

"I wanted to see what I'd look like as a Neko." she turned and grinned at the girls. "Plus I wanted to get a cute pick of you two cuddling."

"No way!" Weiss exclaimed. "Having my genes spliced once is plenty for me."

"Awwww." Pouted Ruby. 'Scratch cuddle furry Weiss off my checklist.'