Chapter 26: ROB VS Hyper Dragon!
Twilight Okami: Hey everyone! Since Foxpilot, laguzgirl1 and, gamerofloz asked to be Judges at the end of the show and Super Smash Bros Gamer 3, I say YES!
ROB: Is that a bad thing?
Twilight Okami: O_o, ah, no, so go and get tortured.
ROB: Make me!
Twilight Okami: -Gets a Self-Destruct button out and grins-
ROB: O_o, ok…
Ike: Twilight Okami doesn't own anything but the show, figures, -_-
"Hello and welcome back to…" Yoh and Anna paused.
"SUPER DOG!" The Audience cheered.
"Super Smash Bros Gamer 2" Yoh corrected.
"Ok, shall we get on with the show?" Anna asked.
"YABADABADO!" The Audience cheered.
"-_-, no surprising," Anna sighed"Ok, Chopper check out the board, and word to all, NO more fighting, killing, Fangirl wars and debates, ok?"
"…." Torturers quiet.
"Yes or no?" Yoh asked.
"… Yes…" The Torturers replied.
"Ok then, let's check the torture!" Yoh declared.
"Since when did he get happy?" Twilight Okami called.
"From the coffee he drank" The blond replied.
Twilight Okami blinked at that remark. "You guys drink coffee?"
"He does"
"Whatever, this is getting of the topic; just get on with the show" Twilight Okami declared.
"Sure, Cho-" Anna paused when Chopper put on the board. "Whatever, -_-"
Reviewer: ryulover19
OMG! I'm gonna die from laughter! I love your SSBG2!
Suggestion: Make a contestant fight a hyper and drunk dragon with no weapons and they have to sing Phantom Minds.
"O_o, so, who's the contestant?" The Torturers asked.
"ROB" Twilight Okami simply replied.
"YES!" Foxpilot cheered.
"Why me!" ROB demanded.
"Because you suck and I hate you, Wall-E!" Twilight Okami snickered.
"O_o! Dam you!" ROB cursed.
"Finally, we get ROB tortured" Foxpilot stated.
"That's why I saved you for the last chapter for you to stay and see the tortures" Twilight Okami explained.
"Alright then, let's bring in the… BASILISK!" Anna declared.
Dramatic music from the distance comes in.
"Where did that music come from!" Ed called as he looked around.
"Who cares" Anna shrugged.
"OMG, the Basilisk! You mean the one from the previous show!" Fox asked.
"Yup!" Yoh nodded.
Fox took some few steps backwards. "I'll just hide from my last encounter from the Basilisk" Fox declared.
"Nope," Twilight Okami said. "All Torturers must be on the stage at all time"
"O_o, well that's just dandy, -_-" Fox muttered.
"Maybe we need to help the KH gang in your other story 'The Smashers go aboard!' ya!" Mario lied.
"The heck I care, so just get on with this! I'm getting bored" Twilight Okami demanded.
"…" ROB quiet.
Yoh brought in the Basilisk, who actually chased him on the stage, making him jump in the Audience, face forward. Anna for once slapped her fore head.
"Seesh, he's such a moron" She stated.
"And yet you love him" Daisy grinned.
The blond blushed. "Ah, yes, but, just get this torture going!"
Everyone chuckled at this.
The Basilisk looked around the stage, and thanks to my special Author Powers, we all don't get killed by its glare. Yoh went to the Basilisk cautiously and put drugs and a gallon of sugar in a barrel of water-
"SUGAR!" Pichu cheered.
Shut up, and Yoh went back! And the Basilisk drinks and goes hyper and drunk.
"Best to fight the Basilisk" Chopper called.
ROB got into a fighting pose and was about to shot a laser but he magically grew paralyzed! Ok, Twilight Okami paralyzed him.
"DAM YOU!" ROB buzzed.
The Basilisk charged and started bashing ROB up, in a weird way, and ROB swore. Twilight Okami, growing bored grinned and turned to the Judges.
"Ya know this is too simple" Twilight Okami called.
"True" Vivi nodded.
"And what is your point?" Ed demanded.
Twilight Okami smirked. "I have a challenge for the Judges!"
"WHAT!" The Judges asked.
"Well it about time" Anna muttered.
"But why!" Sakura asked.
Twilight Okami shrugged. "I'm being a little bit too nice, so I'll be a little more 'Dark Comedian' like" Twilight Okami explained.
"-_-, As if you weren't evil enough…" Mario mumbled.
"So what's the challenge?" Vivian stammered.
"I think you guys will go to Barak Obama, become cross-dressers and sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star!" Twilight Okami declared.
"O_o!" The Judges speechless.
"Now that's evil" Yoh stated.
"Kay then, you guys go and cross-dress!" Anna demanded.
"…." The Judges went to the room with out a word.
A minute later they came; boys looking like girls and girls looking like boys. The Audience was laughing at this.
"Great, now you'll see Barak Obama!" Anna stated.
"How?" The Judges asked.
Magically the Judges teleported in Barak Obama's room, where Barak Obama was taken back. Twilight Okami smirked.
"Like that"
Barak Obama leaned over to see the Judges get up, looking like cross-dressers, which made Barak Obama speechless.
"O_o, why are their random cross-dressers in my house?" Barak Obama demanded.
"Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star! How I wonder what you are!" The Judges sing.
"Huh?"
"Up above the world so high! Like a diamond in the sky!"
Barak Obama clicked a button on his phone.
"Security!" Obama demanded.
"Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star! How I-ZOMG!" The Judges screamed as they were taken by security.
Vivi was the only one left, for he escaped the clutches and was at a corner of the house. Three security guards and Barak Obama surrounded him. Vivi gulped and had the greatest idea ever!
"OMG, heart attack!" Vivi fainted.
WHAT THE HECK! 'OMG, HEART ATTACK'!
"O_o" Everyone speechless.
Back at the stage everyone was shocked and speechless.
"O_o, ok, that was just simply random" Anna stated.
"I agree" Yoh nodded.
"Anyway we'll be b-"
"Just a minute Anna, I would like to make an announcement" Twilight Okami called.
"What is it?" Yoh asked.
"Since there are about 38 more tortures left in SSBG2, I decided to put three more guys in the contest" Twilight Okami said.
"Who!" The Torturers asked.
Twilight Okami smirked. "It's Master Hand, Crazy Hand and Tabuu!"
"WHAT!" The Torturers called and saw those three get on stage.
"We never asked for this!" Master Hand screamed.
"Don't care; and how the heck can you talk with no mouth!" Twilight Okami demanded.
"…. I dunno…" Master Hand admitted.
"THIS IS SPARTA!" Crazy Hand stated.
"And how could we forget Crazy Hand?" Twilight Okami asked.
"We know we can't" The Smashers sighed.
"Tabuu, seems like you're in too" Twilight Okami smirked.
"I should destroy this place right now!" Tabuu shouted.
"Can't do for we'll be back on…" Twilight Okami paused.
"SUPER SMASH BROS BROS!" The Audience cheered.
"O_o, NO! Super Smash Bros Gamer 2!" Twilight Okami called.
"O_o" The Audience speechless.
"Where torture, is hilarious" Twilight Okami grinned.
"And where you being evil is bad!" The Smashers screamed.
"XD!" Twilight Okami chortled.
Author's Note: So it would seem that Master Hand, Crazy Hand and Tabuu has join the show! More mayhem! XD! Anyway, Super Smash Bros Gamer 3 will have the Smashers and Kingdom Hearts Crew/KH being tortured! Traveling around the world doing daring challenges will come in too!