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English: Bow chicka wow wow
Robot/ radio language: beep boop Bow chicka wow wow beep boop
Spanish "Arco chicka wow wow"
Out in the desert near Charleston mountain
3rd POV
It was now the early hours of the morning by the time they had arrived at the mountain. Nobody was tired at this point. Just worried for Ruby's sanity. She wouldn't hurt a fly… unless that fly was Grimm, or a bad guy… or a spider. Point is they haven't seen her execute anyone before. That was horrible daunting. They all had killed people, but it was in self-defense. Still it didn't help the morality. As they walked up the mountain Weiss decide to confront Ruby on what had happened. Back in Nipton.
"Ruby… what really happened back in Nipton?" Weiss asked. Ruby remained quiet as they walked along the road. "Look, you don't have to tell me about it. But what happened their… had an effect on your judgment back there, then as your partner I need to kno..."
"They killed them." Ruby interrupted coldly.
"They what?" Weiss asked.
"… When me, Six, Jaune, and ED-E were on the edge of town, we ran into a man. Part of the powder gangers. Though at the time we didn't know what had happened." Ruby paused as she pulls out of her pouch a single lottery ticket. "The legion had attacked a few hours early, they killed the NCR soldiers and rounded up the citizens to the town square. Vulpes then criticize them for there 'Sins' before handing out lotter tickets."
Weiss expression slowly turns to horror as She held lottery ticket. It was the winning ticket, only Oum knows what happened to the losers. "From what I saw, twenty people were decapitated… guess they were lucky. The rest were either crucified along main street or tossed onto the fire."
Realizing what that sight would have done to anyone, especially Ruby… she just couldn't hold it against her. The ghost people of the Sierra Madre may have been the stuff of nightmares… but when acts of atrocities are committed by Humans… it's unfathomable. "My, Oum… Ruby I didn't know…"
"It's fine Weiss, I don't regret what I did back in Nipton. What I do regret how this affects us all. If I had held my breath then we wouldn't be hunted by the Legion." Ruby said as a few tears start to fall from her face onto the ground. Weiss noticing this quickly wrapped her hands around her partners neck.
"Shhh, it's fine." Weiss said trying to comfort her partner, Ruby then lets a slow stream of tears onto her shoulder. "They were monsters. Just… don't become one."
"(Sniff, Sniff) Alright. (Sniff, Sniff)" Ruby silently muttered in between the sobs. After a few moments of crying they heard a call from up the mountain.
"Guys! Guy! Come quick!" Nora shouted in a panic.
This got both Ruby and Weiss's attention. Quickly wiping away the tears, Ruby followed the sound of a panicked Nora. Once they got to the town gate, they were in complete shock at the sight. The town was in a complete disarray. It looked like a twister had passed through the town, Nightkin and Super mutants laid on the ground, Big Horner's were all over the place, beads and junk were scattered all over the ground. Worst still the lodge looked like it was hit with bullet holes and energy grenades.
"My Oum, what happened here?" Weiss asked as she pulls out her laser pistol.
"I don't know." Ruby said as she pulls out her 10MM pistol. As the four walked to the lodge, the speaker turned on and over the intercom came a voice. It sounded like a painful moan as they got closer.
"What's going on in there?" Nora asked as they approached the door weapons drawn. "Sound like someone being ripped to shreds."
"Maybe a wild animal is inside." Ren remarks.
"Well, only one way to find out." Ruby said as she gave a nod to her partner. The four got into position and ready themselves, Soon Ruby gave a nod to Nora who quickly kicks open the door. They all sprinted in weapons drawn to meet come face to face with Doc Henry… wearing a lamp shade.
"Crist you scared me!" He shouts as he nearly falls over a sleeping Lily.
"…Um, Doc… what was that screaming?" Ruby asked as she looks around to see that all the mutants were asleep.
"We, ugh… had a party. Kinda got a bit out of hand." Doc Henry said as he stumbles around.
"Oh, what kinda party?" Nora asked.
'Um, well sort of a mixture of two celebrations." Doc Henry said as Weiss and Ren helped over to a chair. "One, I had just discovered the root of the Nightkin affliction. So, a cure should be done in a few months."
"And the other?" Weiss asked.
"Well, turns out we had a marriage around the time of my findings." Doc henry said... regrettable.
"A MARRIAGE!" Nora shouts in joy causing the poor hangover doctor to cover his ears.
"Easy, Nora." Ren said trying to calm her down.
"I can't help it, I love Weddings." Nora said with bright eyes of excitement. "Oh, who just got married! And is there cake?!"
Before Doc Henry could answer, a loud whimper can be heard from his office. Realizing that he forgotten something from his hangover like state, he quickly turned to Weiss. "Oh, do you have the brain?"
"Yes… Old lady Gibson has… provided Rey's brain." Weiss said slightly disturbed and relief to be rid of the brain. Weiss hands the foul and soggy burlap sack to Doc Henry. He quickly removed the brain before adjusting his glasses.
"Ah, and in pristine condition as well." Doc Henry said as he notices the maggots. "Or, at least as Pristine as one can get it out here. No matter, this is what I need to beat the hangover."
He then takes the brain into his lab, the rest followed him into the lab. Just like everywhere else in the building, it looked like a tornado had came through. Rubbish and empty bottles of alcohol were on the ground haphazardly. A few Nightstalker corpses were leaning up against the wall. Even his assistant looked like she had been through one crazy night. However, their attention turned to the operation table. Hiding under it was Rex, he looked better then when they had dropped him off. However, what stood out was the fact that he had a party hat attached to his head.
"Come on boy, this will only take a few hours. I promise you. You will be right as rain." Doc Henry said as he tried to convince the cyborg dog into coming out. However Rex simply gave a small moan as he refuses to leave his hiding hole.
"Here, let me." Ruby said as she walked over to Rex. She then reached up and removed his hat causing the dog to stop whining. "There you go, now come on Rex. I promise to give you a treat when the operation is done."
This managed to convince the dog to leave his hidey hole. He walks out before giving a shake. Rex then jumped up onto the operation table, allowing Doc Henry to start his surgery.
"Thank you, Ms. Rose. I have tried to get him to move whenever he was in the way. But he has been stubborn at times, especially since the wedding." Doc Henry said as he places Rays brain to the side.
"Yeah, well his owner said he didn't like hats. Guess he refused to do anything with that party hat on. Didn't Jaune tell you?" Ruby remarks before realizing something. "Speaking of which, where is Jaune?"
"Oh upstairs. He's been hanging out with our resident hunter for some time." Doc Henry remarks as he stuck a powerful anesthetic into Rex's paw. "Lately I've heard some rumors that he and she shared a kiss in the cave, north of here."
"Really now? He somehow managed to charm some girl?" Weiss asked with a brow raised in disbelief.
"Aw, that sweat. Jaune final got lucky." Nora said with some pride for her leader.
"Yes, lucky… anyways he's probably asleep in his room. The wedding took a lot out of him. Especially after being bitten by a Nightstalker." Doc Henry said as he unseals Rex's brain dome.
"Wait really?" Ruby asked. He replies with a thumbs up, not taking a moment to look away from his patient. "Well, I'm just going to check on him."
"Alright then, he's in the Honeymoon suit. Try not to wake him or her." Doc Henry said as he turns to cut the front lobe of Rey's brain.
Ruby nods before leaving the room. The rest of the group stayed to watch as Doc Henry preformed his surgery. She heads up the stairs, making sure she doesn't disturbed the sleeping Nightkin and Super Mutants. She eventually found herself in front of the Honeymoon suit room. On the doorknob was Jaune's sock, wrapped with someone else red sock. Unknowing what that means she slowly opens the door, inside she noticed two figures sleeping under the covers. As she tries to adjust her eyes to the darkness, it became apparent that something else was in the room. Because as she looked closely, she noticed a pair of gleaming eyes staring back at her. In a moment of panic, she quickly pulls out her gun, only to hear the cocking of a 44 magnum behind her head.
"Hold it right there pequeño Rojo." An old voice remark behind her. "I don't know how you were raised, but to kill a couple of kids during a siesta is rude where I come from."
"But, there's something in there with them." Ruby pleaded as she held up her hand in surrender.
"Yeah, the Novio, Novia, and la mascota." The old voice said as he takes the gun from her.
"The what?" Ruby asked as she turns around. She then came face to face with a ghoul she has not seen around before. For one, he still had a mustache. Or what was left of one. Another he had a green repairman jumpsuit. On the left was the nametag saying Miguel, on the right was a logo for a place called "Petró-Chico".
"The mascota. … (Sigh) the pet." The ghoul remarks as he holsters the revolver. Ruby gave a strange look but before she could say anything, she felt numb fangs digging deep into her boot. It just barely managed to touch the skin when Ruby looked down to see a young Nightstalker pup, nibling on her leg.
"Oye, detente chico." The ghoul scolds as he picks the pup up. "Sorry if this little diablo gave you a scare."
"Oh, it's no problem." Ruby said playing off the pain as nothing. "I have a dog back home and he would constantly chew on the furniture when he was a puppy."
"Heh, yeah. Use to have a dog as well. A real scamper, just like my cousins…" The ghoul paused as he looked down with a sad look in his eyes. After a few moments he looked back up at her and offered her his right hand. "Well where are my manners. My name is Raul Alfonso Tejada."
"Ruby Rose." Said as she shook his hand. "So, your name isn't Miguel?"
"Heh, no it isn't." Raul said as he readjusts his grip on the pup.
"Then why does it say so?" Ruby asked.
"Probably because it uses to belong to a guy name Miguel." Raul answers.
"Heh, fair point." Ruby said as silently chuckles.
"Anyways, we should probably give those two sometime. Knowing them it's going to be one hell of a wake-up call." Raul said as he nods to her to follow. She obliges, leaving the door open a crack. Downstairs the gang decided to pick up the place, so they can have somewhere to sit as the surgery commences. As Weiss sits down on the couch, she notices Ruby walking down with a Ghoul.
"Seré, there really are more of you." Raul said as he lets the pup down.
"Yeah, say how did you meet Jaune?" Ruby asked.
"That's a long story Ms. Rose." Raul said as he sits beside Weiss.
"Well since you said they won't wake up for awhile I'd figure you tell us." Ruby remarks as she picks up a folding chair.
"Well, you got me there." Raul said. He was about to continue when a loud shriek caught everyone's attention. They turn to see Nora was adoring the pup as it tried to get away from her.
"Oh, my, Oum. That is the cutest snake, thingy I have ever seen. What's his name?" Nora asked.
"It's a Nightstalker. I don't believe it has a name yet, chica hiper." Raul said as he leans back into his chair.
"Alright, well can we call it Syrup?" Nora asked as she once again tried to touch it. Before she could Ren grabbed her hand to stop her.
"Wait, isn't Nightstalker's venomous?" Ren asked hesitantly.
"Well not this one. Doc had it's venom sack removed when it was born." Raul said as he turns his head over too Ruby. "As for the name, sorry. I'm sure Johnny boy and his esposa has first dibs."
"Aw, well at least it's not poisonous." Nora said before managing to grab the pup. As she hugs him, the pup quickly sinks his dull teeth into her arms. "Aw, he likes me!"
"Right so how did you meet Jaune?" Weiss asked trying to get back to the point.
"Ah well I was trapped in Black mountain for some time when these two Niños extraños came into camp. Both clearly partaking in the veneno de serpiente challenge." Raul recounted.
"The what now?" Ren asked as he tries to remove the Nightstalker pup off of Nora's arm.
"The veneno de serpiente challenge. It's where you mix maggots with some fuerte tequila then a few drops of snake venom. Person is supposed to take this then race the other." Raul explains the veneno de serpiente challenge.
"Wait, Jaune drank alcohol?" Weiss asked.
"Yeah, surprising how that boy can still stand. Even more with his esposa. Ms. Nikko." Raul answers.
"Oum almighty, and to think this day can't get any…" Weiss then paused before going wide eyed. "Wait. Nikko, as in Pyrrha Nikko, Red head, green eyes? Utter legend on the battlefield!?"
"Um, no idea about that last part, but Si Ms. Pyrrha Nikko." Raul answers. "Or if this marriage counts, Mr. and Mrs. Jaune and Pyrrha Arc."
The room went completely silent. As if the world went still. Everyone with the exception Weiss remained silent because of the huge surprise that Pyrrha was here. For Weiss she was trying to contemplate how a dorky nobody managed to marry a celebrity like Pyrrha Nikko. It was unfathomable. If you were to look inside her head to see her brain. It had started with a crack, now after pondering for a few moments it snapped. As the few moments turned into two full minutes, Weiss was the first one to speak up.
"How… did that vomit boy... managed, to marry Pyrrha Nikko?" Weiss stuttered to ask. Before Raul could answer Lily had walked into the room with a slide machine. She quickly slams it onto the ground. Before setting it up.
"Because they love each other dearie. Ah, how true love is made." Lily said as she starts up the machine. "Ah, family memories, so precious. Now why'll you watch these memories I have some Rams who need my assistance."
With that said, Lily started the slide show before walking out the door. The projection soon begins and the group sat around watching it. As the Slide show begins, so did a tune that was added to the slide so it didn't seem boring.
Play Church Bells May Ring by the Willow
Church bells may ring Church bells may ring Church bells may ring and surely,
darling The angels will sing,
The First slide was of Pyrrha and Jaune talking with multiple shot glasses surrounding each other. The next slide was them struggling to stand with even more. The next slide was of them now making out patiently as the bar they were next to was completely empty.
I'll tell you, darling. You're the queen of my throne
You should have known, sweetheart, sweetheart
Known sweetheart
The Next slide was of them running back into doctor Henry's office with an egg in hand. They both looked supper drunk in that photo. The next slide showed them arguing with him as the egg slowly cracks. The next slide then showed Jaune and Pyrrha hugging each other with the Nightstalker in the middle, clearly not loving this affection
Church bells may ring and surely, darling
The angels will sing, I'll tell you, darling
You're the queen of my throne
The next slide showed the two love birds racing past a few Super mutants and Deathclaws near a sign post that said 'Black Mountain.' The next slide showed Jaune kicking a Mr. Handyman, causing it to come to life. Then came a slide of a Nightkin hugging the robot as Jaune and Pyrrha dragged off a confused Raul.
You should have known, sweetheart Known sweetheart
Ling a ling a ling a ling a ling, ding, dong
I love you, darling and I want you for my own
The next series of slides showed the two parting in New Vegas. First inside the Gomorrah. For once Jaune was actually clearing the house till the next slide showed the two being dragged away by the Omerta's. They then forced Jaune and Pyrrha to play a game of Russian roulette and Five Finger fille. The next slide showed the Omerta's looking cocky as Pyrrha chugged down a beer with magnum to her head.
I'll give you any, anything that I own
You should have known, sweetheart Known sweetheart
The next slide showed her chugging down her sixth with all the Omerta's dead. The slide changes to Jaune who was laughing as he accidently lost his right ring finger. The Omerta's realizing they have been going to easy on them. So they quickly pulled their guns on them. However, the next slide showed that before they could fire, Raul burst in and fired at the group. After that slide was of Jaune and Pyrrha sharing kiss behind cover as Raul fought off the gangster with two six shooters.
Hello, hello again, my friends I hope that we will meet again Ling a ling a ling ling a ling a ling Ling a ling a ling, ding, dong
The Slide changed to both Jaune and Pyrrha sharing a kiss as doc Henry preformed surgery on them. Raul was seen sulking in the corner with his right arm in a bind. It then changed to Jaune holding his severed finger with a ring on it. Pyrrha gasped before the next slide revealed that he had successfully proposed.
I love you, darling and I want you for my own I'll give you any, anything that I own You should have known, sweetheart Known sweetheart
The next series of slides showed Jaune and Pyrrha in wedding clothes. They had the entire ceremony, with Marcus as the preacher, Raul as the best man, Lily as the flour girl. And a familiar Asian midget walking Pyrrha down the aisle. He was about to say I do when a group of Nightkin barged in. Jaune was so furious that he went up to the Nightkin leader, ready to throw down.
Hello, hello again, my friends I hope that we will meet again
Ling a ling a ling ling a ling a ling Ling a ling a ling ding dong
What came next was a bit of a shocker, as the last photo suggest he was going to fight the Nightkin with only his fist. Somehow it changed to everyone doing the river dance, all drunk and merry.
I love you, darling and I want you for my own
I'll give you any, anything that I own You should have known
The slide came to an end with both Jaune and Pyrrha walking up to their room, each slowly taking off each other clothes as they made out. Once they got to their room, they closed the door behind them with both of there socks hanging from the door.
Church bells may ring Church bells may ring Church bells may ring
Church bells may ring Church bells may ring
The slide show came to an end. The four were completely stunned at the sight. After a few moments the four gave different expressions that slowly transformed over their faces. Ruby was completely confused on how they could have married in a few days. Nora was ecstatic, because her best friends just married each other. Meaning that she may be one day called, 'Aunt Nora'! Ren kept a straight face but he showed a faint smile. He had known for some time that his team leaders partner had a crush on him. For her it must have been magical. Finally, Weiss. She was utterly furious. Too her, Pyrrha was the symbol of divinity and perfection. So, how dare he lays a hand on her, let alone marry her! This will go without punishment!
As they continue to look at the final slide of the closed door, very patiently. A loud yawn can be heard coming from the stair. Everyone quickly turns to see Jaune walking down the stairs with only a white T-shirt and white briefs.
"(Yawn) … what happened last night." Jaune yawns as he walks down the stairs slowly. "And… where is my finger?"
Everyone remained quiet as he stared at his hand. As they stared at Jaune, Nora soon noticed a finger on the table. She slowly reaches out to grab it when the Nightstalker pup quickly snatches it from her grasp. Before she could even blink, the pup had already ate the finger in one bite.
"Oh… crap." Nora whispers silently, but not silently enough.
Jaune had managed to reach the bottom of the stairs and turn around to see the group sitting there, wide eyed and surprised. "Oh, hey guys, your back. Good… Nora?" Jaune stopped himself when he noticed Nora standing in the room. Holding the baby Nightstalker in hand. "Oh, Oum it's good to see you Noraaaaahhhhhh!"
Before he could even finish his sentence. Weiss at super speed pushed Jaune against the wall. She held on tightly by his shirt collar. He was slammed so hard against the wall that it not only knocked the wind out of him, but also cracked the wall.
"Augh, what was…" Jaune paused in absolute terror. Weiss gave off a radiant of terror and death as she looked up at him. As of right now, Jaune knew only one thing. Don't, Say, Something, Dumb."
"Jaune Arc, tell me right here and now." Weiss said in a firm voice as her grip tightens on Jaunes shirt collar. Her eyes were squinting in rage. If looks could kill, Jaune would have been buried in a soup can years ago. She said the next words slowly and aggressively, so that Jaune knows not to mess around. "Did. You. Fuck. Pyrrha. Nikos?"
"No, of course not!" Jaune shouts in terror and panic. Weiss didn't buy it but before she could continue, she hears another set of foot prints. Turning around she sees Pyrrha walking down the stairs.
"Ugh, where is… Jaune!" Pyrrha said as she noticed everyone present. Currently she was wearing nothing but her flannel shirt, and thermal underwear. "And, everyone else… um what's going on?"
Before anyone could say anything, Weiss dropped Jaune with a sudden thud and quickly raced to Pyrrha. She quickly hugged Pyrrha in joy of seeing her alive, but the question that will determined if Jaune was going to live or not was still going through her mind.
"Um, it's nice to see all of you again… but what were you just doing with Jaune?" Pyrrha asked as she politely tried to free herself from her grasp.
"Oh, just interrogating your defiler." Weiss said as she refuses to let go.
"My… what?" Pyrrha asked.
"She's saying that you and Jaune, Booped last night." Nora informed as she played with the Nightstalker pup. Hearing that made Pyrrha blush madly, of course she knew what happened last night. She wasn't sure how should she answered, especially since Weiss nearly strangled Jaune over it.
"Um, no. We didn't." Pyrrha said with a straight face. "We didn't had sex. The most we did was kiss and nothing else."
Weiss finally let's go and gives a deadpan stare. Pyrrha simply gave an uncomfortable smile back. She had met die hard fans before, and they still make her uncomfortable. After a why'll she relents.
"Good, cause if he did more, I would have cut off his balls." Weiss said as she pullout her cosmic knife and do a quick twirl before implanting it into the railing. To illustrate her point.
"Um, Weiss… That feels a little extreme." Ruby comments.
"Love make you do strange thing, trust me. I may be old but back in my younger years I was a real diablo hermoso." Raul explains as he leans back.
"True but cutting Jaunes nuts off? I mean, I would have bludgeon him to death with them if he did something, she did not want… but that's only if he did." Nora remarks casually as she scratches the pup's ear, causing it to give off a yipping hiss of joy.
"Oum almighty, I swear we didn't do it last night!" Jaune shouts in horror as he held a pillow over his crotch. "What is it with you guys?"
"I agree, me and Jaune didn't do anything I swear." Pyrrha explains as she held her right hand to, he hearts and her left hand. Everyone soon noticed on her ring finger was a rusting gold ring.
"Well, did you two get married first?" Nora asked as she points to the ring.
"What are you… oh" Pyrrha just notice the ring on her finger. Jaune then looks down at her finger. He too was wearing a ring. Although his memories were muddled, he does vaguely remember getting married. "Huh… guess that did happen."
"Yeah… well um isn't there a law that prevents this from happening?" Jaune asked as he looked down at his ring.
"Oh, there was. Until President Hilary Trump passed the drunk marriage law. Right after getting that maldito wall built." Raul explains.
"That and I'm also sure divorce courts don't exist since the bombs fell. So, I guess you can pretend to not married to each other. That is what most couples do." Marcus said.
"Well that doesn't help, for all I could know. Jaune could had roofied her, marry her, and then raped her in her sleep. We be none the wiser." Weiss suggested sounding like a crackpot conspiracy theorist.
"Well, that could be a possibility. ("Oh, come on!") but they were both head deep in the scamper Juice. So my guess is nothing did happen last night." Marcus remarks.
"Thank you! See Weiss, nothing happened." Jaune said as he leans on the project, accidently starting the second part of the slide.
On screen, Pyrrha was sitting on her bed in a seductive manner. A few moments later, Jaune walks in with only a bathrobe on. Pyrrha gave a seductive smirk before fingering him to come closer. Jaune did and when he was beside her bed, Pyrrha moves over before removing his bathrobe. Doing this revealed two things, one he had no clothes on, and two he had a seven-foot two-inch erection underneath.
Raul quickly cover Ruby's eyes as on screen Pyrrha begins to play with his balls before moving her lips to the tip. Licking her mouth all the while. As she beginning, the now Jaune and Pyrrha were blushing like a tomato. Ren almost stoic look changed to utter shock. Nora looked onward with her jaw falling to the ground. Weiss blood begin to boil. She then slowly reached for her knife, giving Jaune a dirty look all the while.
"Um… I seriously don't remember!" Jaune said in protest, but before he could go on Weiss had already leapt through the air with a knife in hand. Screaming. "I'll rip you balls off!"
She tackled Jaune to the ground, knocking over the projector and turning off the tape. Jaune then proceed to struggle to prevent Weiss from neutering him. As they fought Ruby and Ren quickly raced over to stop a crazed fan girl Weiss from making Jaune into a Eunuch. As that happen Pyrrha fell back onto the stairs. Seeing that tape last night made all the memories come flooding back. She remembers all that had happened… they done pretty much, Everything, in bed. As she sat there hyperventilating Nora raced over with sparkles in her eyes.
"YouandJauneBoopedtogether?ThatIsawesome,canyouhelpmewithRen,nowaitareyougoingtogetpregnantnow?Oh,pleasetellmeso,IalwayswantedtobethecoolAunt,pleaseifyouhaveakidyouwillmakemetheaunt!Oh,waitdoyouthinkit'sgoingtobeaboyoragirl?Ohwillheorshehaveblondeorredhair,ohmaybeyouwillhavetwins,IalwayswantedtobeanAunttotwins,I'msohappyforyouandJaune,oncewepryWeissoffwewillhavealateBachelorettepartyforus,why'llJaunegoeshavehisBachelorparty!" Nora rambled on causing Pyrrha too pass out from shock.
As the mayhem continued, Raul looked around the madness. He lets out a heavy sigh before pulling out a flask. He pulls off the cap before raising the tequila up. "Dios bendiga al hombre que trata con estos locos demonios." He then throws back the flask as the mayhem got louder. As they fought, the focus shifted to the projector. When Wiess knocked it over, it accidently started a small feature that most didn't know it had. The screen on the knocked over projector, showed a loading screen. After a few moments the loading screen finished and the words appeared on screen. Message, sent…
Meanwhile across the Mojave Wasteland.
(At Bitter Springs.)
"Look, Boone. It wasn't your fault what happened here." Six said as he pats Boone shoulder.
"It is, I'm going to get what I deserve soon enough." Boone said in despair as he looks down at the pile of Legion corpses.
"No, it's not like fate. Look bad shit happens to anyone." Six said as his Pip-Boy begins to indicate he got a message from a location called Jacobstown. "Take me for an example, I got shot in the head, buried in a shallow grave, force to babysit a bunch of super powered children. To top it all off, I have amnesia. So, for all I could know I could have been a… (Oh, my gods, yes! I've wanted this, oh Jaune bounce it off my ti…) SON OF A BASTARD!"
"Beep, Boop, Beep." (Probably, not many people marry these days… but something tells me you aren't shouting those words because you are.) ED-E said as it floats over to him. Boone was also curious and walked over. He peeped down at the Pip-Boy only to get a face full of Jaune using his, surprisingly long pecker to bounce off Pyrrha's breast like a drum set.
"… Huh, guess you're right. Bad shit does happen." Boone remarks as he slowly pulls down his glases to glance at the video.
"Ugh, I've told them not to do something stupid… and what do they do, they do something stupid." Six said as he grits his teeth in anger.
"Well, it could be worse." Boone said as he walks away to help the survivors out.
"Beep, evil Boop, Beep" (Is it a bad time to say that broadcast has just been sent through Robco satellites.) ED-E said causing Six's eyes to twitch.
After a few moments he falls to his knees, as his left eye went completely red from a blood vessel popping. He looks up to the sky before crying out. "Son of a Bitch!"
(At the Fort)
Across the Colorado river, Legion Soldier listened in on any troop movement or positions. As they toon into a new frequency, they caught the sound of a certain two going at it.
"Ah, yes your fingers are so gentle down there, ahhh Jaune why don't you turn around, I think we both need to lubricate our…"
"Those savages know no bounds!" One Centurion shouts as he slams his fist into the table.
"Aye, what should we do about this?" The legion Frumentary asked.
"Add it to the crimes the daughter of Brutus, had committed before the legion." The centurion shouts.
"Right away!" The Frumentary said as he raced out of the tent to fulfill his task.
Once gone, the centurion quickly looks around to make sure nobody was listening or watching. Once he was sure he quickly grabbed an apple and quickly hollowed it out before undoing his pants.
(At Mojave outpost)
"Oh, Jaune, Oh yes!" the voice recording went on through the radio inside the bar.
"God damn it. Guess some asshole placed up an old erotic holotape as some joke." The bar tender grumbled as he hits the radio.
"Eh, not the worst joke I've head." Cass said as she takes another swig from her whisky. As she slowly downs the two-hundred-year-old spirit, she couldn't help but think back to where she had heard that name.
"Oh, YES! Huff, Huff… Now… I want you to go for my ass next. Oh, come. It not everyday you will get to do Mrs. Arc in the ass." The radio continued on, but the moment 'Mrs. Arc' Was said aloud it came back to her.
"(Phsssssss) JOHNNY BOY!" Cass shouts as she spit the whiskey from her mouth, covering the Bartender in it.
"… I'm guessing you know him." The Bartender said as he wipes the Whisky from his face.
"Um, sort of… Damn, guess I owe him a drink for getting married." Cass said as she takes the remain whisky and begins to chug it.
"Well maybe you should buy him tickets to, anywhere but here." The bartender said as he pulls up another bottle of whiskey. "This is being broadcast over the entire Mojave."
"… Son of a bitch." Was all that Cass could say. She then takes another long swig of the new beverage before turning continuing. "Well… at least it can't get worse."
(Oh, It can. On the Strip)
On the Gomorrah, they were playing an erotic flick on the building, to lure in more customers. However, something went wrong and now instead of playing the clip of girls in bunny suit, it is showing two children going at it like mutant rabbits on Psycho. Pyrrha was now on screen, being taken in through the backdoor why'll jaune was occasionally slapping her ass to add to the intensity.
"um, sir." One of the Omerta's bouncer said to Nero. "Should we take this down?"
"… Nah, that Pip squeak and his friends had cost us Joana and a few of our prostitutes." Nero said as he smokes a fat cigar. "This should teach him a lesson, plus it's bringing in more customers."
He then lets out a cruel laugh as the video brought over everyone's attention. Even a few Securitron's had come over to watch the video. If there was something to behold, it was the sight of two young people screwing like rabbits. It truly made the Mojave stop.
*On stage, Wombag1786 was sitting on a director seat. Currently wearing a black tuxedo with the shirt half tucked away, first few buttons along with bowtie undone. Wearing Rey band shades and surrounded in whisky bottles.
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Oh, god It was hard to write this, not because of some moral support. But because I had to take a break to laugh at this. Heh heh, anyways, Hello everybody Wombag1786 here, This was a fun chapter to write. Now I'm sure some of you have a few comments that has you rolling on the ground in tears or swearing vengeance for having two of the biggest ships v-card punched. Hopefully this will fix last chapters sad tone for y'all. So, with that out of my system lets answer some questions and comments.
From RedRat8: Of course, if I throw the ball straight, it won't be interesting. Still you gave it your best shot and nobody can say otherwise. Now for Six being a father figure by wasteland standers, you have to think about it a bit more. Because I'm sure Six makes a better father then Jacques Schnee. (Also, pretty sure I mention that before.) In any case, it's not an argument if they can adjust, but rather what will they loose when they do so. Going from starry eyed children, to brooding killers isn't an easy transaction. And when they get back, will they try to pick up their life's. Or is this the new them?
Thanks for writing RedRat8
From Disasterteen13: Yes, she probably needs that. Yes… and it seems you have been through some bumps in the road as well.
… Ok wow, guess we have a professional Ron JR on stage. (Ron Perlman, he's the narrator for majority of the games.)
Thanks for writing Disasterteen13
From captaindickscratcher: That isn't mentat juice. It's medical gel. Think of it as the stuff you use to pickle your brain. (Warning, may have some corrosive effects after 200 hundred years.)
No argument there, but thankfully she won't be smarter… actually… kinda. She will be temporarily smarter than Weiss. (Just trust me, when it comes out you will be laughing your ass off.)
Well she won't be getting those fingers back… well she will but only temporarily. (Again, trust me, some things are worth the wait.)
Even thought I can't say what will happen behind the scene, it's all in the name of science.
Thanks for writing captaindickscratcher.
From Luckenhaft: It mean Valor and Valkyrie in Latin.
Yes, I miss Goris as well.
Probably like those Insect faunas. *Pats flamethrower next me.
Yes she is, don't worry they will save her… in a chibi flashback.
You are right… you tie a cinderblock to their legs first before dumping them. Just so they don't swim to the surface.
Or in this room… (Sigh) why did you had to destroy the clock I stole from Adolf's room. Deadpool didn't make it easy faking his suicide. Seriously, it's hard to believe the guards didn't notice the multiple bullet holes all over his body.
Um… I don't know, gave her mirelurk Rangoon and she tried to pike my head.
Yes, I'm actually planning a story where she is part of the French resistance in WW2 (Imagine the terror when she comes through 'Rambo' style.)
Oh, don't worry. Under your seats is a barf bag for those who are easily queasy. *points to the auditorium seats. As for the Pip-Boy, we can't give it to you. However for an additional 200 caps, we can give you your very own Pimp-Boy 3000.
Yeah, last group. The Huboligist built a spaceship… it didn't end well. Besides, Blake is like the creature from Alien. She will be aboard the ship, and when you least expect it, she will lay eggs for a face hugger to pop out.
Thanks for writing Luckenhaft.
From Guest: True, but there is a reason why they ended up there. It's not because of plot points, though it does help the story. It's actually have to do with Six. Trust me all will be reveal in due time.
Thanks for writing Guest
From Carre: 1. No problem
2 A. Yep, kinda what I imagine. (Fun fact, if you have the wild wasteland perk, you can find three Holy hand grenades in the second church at Camp searchlight.)
2 B. Yes, Back in 2002 a book called the Fallout Bible was published. In it's contents were a few Vaults that didn't made it into the game or was mentioned. A few include what I had previously mentioned. But out of the 126 (I believe that was all the vaults that were made.) only a handful were built to public expectation. So seeing only a few dozen were shown in the games, we can only guess what the others are.
2 C. I can imagine the garden gnome's monstrosity; I can also imagine a Six-legged horse. However, the raider tribe… in my opinion sound like a Kahn then a raider. Could be wrong but Fallout is essentially M.A.D (Mass Assured Destruction) as the best case sinario. So honestly things could turnout much worse then either of us could imagine.
(Imagine in the post apocalypse Scandinavian sea's, a shadow of a mutant monster that will be named by the locals "Jörmungandr")
2 D. Trust me, it's unforgiving. Especially in the Dead man's hand DLC (Staying outside will slowly kill you)
3 A. Thanks, He seems to be the only one in charge who isn't an idiot. (By in charge I mean at the top.)
3 B. Probably because I made a few RVB jokes.
4. Eh, she's fine.
5. You know what's funny. He might actually be a better dad then a few of the others actual Pa's. (Weiss Schnee's dad, Nora Valkyrie dad, maybe Jaunes and Ruby/ Yangs. Those last two are debatable.) Even the Legion has taken to calling her "The daughter of Brutus." (Look up Brutus) Kinda ironic since she stabbed the guy who called her that 23 times.
6 A. Probably like an unexpected kick to the nabs. Yes, those two will definitely be a big surprise. (Blake has tattoos and Yang will be more intellectual then Weiss… temporary.)
6 B. Not Murcielago, but yes I can see why you think that. (Again, Brutus)
7. No problem
Thanks for writing Carre
From Zombiedudecolletti: Good to hear you like the story. As for stopping, I already have the story script written and the chapters plan, plus majority of these chapters are prewritten a week in advance. But should you still send the Inquisitor… well (*evil chuckle) that will end as well as a trying to rob a gun shop with a knife.
Thanks for writing Zombiedudecollettie
From Phygmalion: Well, that me be difficult since Yang's brain is in a jar now. As for Blake scalping people, well when in Rome. Still at least she won't be playing that fiddle.
We can only hope.
It's not a physical ticket. However, I did P.M you a brief description of what's going to happen. (Not the first, I was dead beat exhausted when I sent the first one.)
Thanks for writing Phygmalion
Aatotorias: Eh, I was considering sending Pyrrha to the Divide but I still stand by my choice. As for Yang well… let's just say sometimes it's hard to make up your mind on which body you have to take to the BM.
Yes people do love the superman hero's… heh, I remember this one story, had the courier visit, Remnant around season one. At first, I loved it. Then after rereading it… well it just feels… sappy. No character development, stolen glory. Religious borderline zealous oh and how could I forget OP semblance. I don't know what I saw in it, but good did it age badly. But I digress, this story is simply Ruby trying to keep her innocence in the wasteland. So far, Ruby 1, Wasteland 3. Weiss on the other hand is still addicted, just like real cigarettes it's difficult to give up. So if she seems more… adjutated and it isn't jaune's fault then I have done my work well.
No, they will not. Blood will spill, innocence will be lost. Faith will crumble, but war… war never changes.
Thanks for writing Aatotorias
Now with the questions and comments out of the way, I just have one request of the audience. Does anyone speak Navajo? Cause the Zion arc will have tribes, and seeing I can't find their language online I decide to go with an alternative language. Hence the Navajo language. I did find a website that can translate, but it's sketchy at best. So, if anyone can speak the language please notify me.
Thanks for reading, please leave a comment or question. This is Wombag1786 signing off.