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CHAPTER 26- FUN TIMES AT CASA DE DIAMOND

I woke up and the room was pitch black. I looked over at the clock on the bedside table- 7:26.

"James! Where the fuck is the light?"

"Side table," he mumbled.

I tried to reach over him, but I couldn't exactly see what I was reaching for. Which led to a...small problem.

I could hear the smirk in James' voice when he asked me, "What? The past three hours weren't enough?"

"I wasn't trying to grab your- you know what? Never mind. I just can't see."

He laughed and reached over to turn on the light. He winked at me and stood up to go to the closet.

I fanned my face and whistled. "How much do I have to pay for the show?"

James looked down at his ass. "I think we made a fair trade today."

I raised an eyebrow. "Oh, so your ass is better than mine?"

He shook his head quickly. "I never said that."

I crawled over to him. "But you implied it."

James gulped and looked down at me. "N-no I didn't."

"Do I intimidate you, big boy?" I asked him with a devious smirk.

James knelt down and kissed my nose. "No, you're too cute. Now c'mon, your mom is gonna wonder why we're late."

"Oh shit, yeah."

I jumped up and followed James into the closet, stopping to throw our clothes into the hamper. I pulled on a dress and handed a nice shirt to James.

"Aw, but I liked you naked, baby," he whined.

I slapped the shirt to his chest. "Put this on. And find your pants, James."

He waggled his eyebrows at me. "Why? You don't like me like this?"

I smirked at him. "I like it. But I also like your dick undamaged, love."

I kissed his cheek and went to the bathroom to put on my makeup. He slipped on his jeans and followed me in. James picked me up bridal style so I was looking right at him. "James, what are you doing?" I shrieked.

He gave me a quick kiss. "What did you mean by that, babe?"

I rolled my eyes. "Was this really necessary?"

He put me down and patted my hair. "There you go. Now what did you mean?"

I laughed. "Well if you showed up at my house naked, I'm just saying that Caleb would probably kick your dick. Which is so not cool by the way. So get dressed, and let's go."

He stood open mouthed and I patted his cheek and went back to putting on my makeup.

James came up behind me and kissed the top of my head. "I can't believe you just nonchalantly said that, Kitty."

I shrugged. "It's true!"

"Oh my god," James muttered.

"I wouldn't let him!" I laughed out.

James shook his head. "But c'mon, do you honestly think I would show up to your house naked? Like, I don't have a death wish, honey."

I turned around and ran my hands down his abs. I kissed his chest. "We've gotta go, babe."

"Seriously, can we use the jacuzzi later?"

I knocked on the door and Caleb's girlfriend, Jen, opened it. "Katie!"

I smiled and gave her a hug. "Hey, Jen! I'd like you to meet my fiancé, James."

Jen smiled at James and gave him a hug. "I'm so glad Kate finally found someone who truly loves her." She narrowed her eyes at James. "You do love her, right?"

I laughed and hooked my arm through James'. "Yeah, there's a reason she's Caleb's girlfriend. My honorary sister."

Jen led us into the house and I gasped when I saw who was at the table. "KYRA!"

"KATIE!" She got up from her seat next to Kendall and came running to give me a hug. "KATE, YOU'RE ENGAGED!"

"I KNOW!" I screamed back.

Kendall gave James a hug. "And now I'm deaf. Thanks, James."

James laughed. "It's what I do, buddy."

Seated around the table were Caleb, Jen, Chloe-bitch central, Travis-douche central, Brittany-mother bitch central, Dad-not even going there, Mom, Kendall, and Kyra. I sat down next to Kyra and James sat on my left, next to Travis.

Karma's a bitch.

Travis turned to James. "So you're engaged now, huh?"

I put my hand on James' bicep and smiled at Travis. "We sure as hell are. How are you and Chloe?"

Ew, it pained me to ask that.

"We're fantastic, thanks for asking," Chloe answered with a fake smile.

"Great."

"Yeah it is."

"James and I are really happy together."

"That's awesome. I love Travis."

"Good for you. You know, I-" James squeezed my left knee and Kyra slapped my right knee. Well fuck you guys.

Mom smiled at me from across the table. "Why don't the three of you tell us about tour?"

James coughed, Kendall scratched the back of his neck, and I looked down at my lap.

Jen burst out laughing. "What is that bad?"

I looked up and bit my lip. "Not that it was bad...there was um, a lot of drama, I guess."

Chloe smirked at me. "Like?"

James immediately got defensive. "Nothing that concerns anyone but us. All that matters is that Kate and I are engaged now."

Fuck yeah, that's my baby.

Travis turned to James. "No one asked you to get all defensive."

"Well I'm sorry, but I tend to get offended if someone pretty much insults my fiancé."

"My girlfriend was not 'insulting your fiancé', as you put it."

"I think she was."

"She wasn't."

"It's an opinion."

"BOYS!" Mom yelled.

James looked at her and muttered an apology. He leaned over and whispered in my ear, "This really isn't going well, is it?"

I smirked at him and whispered back, "I need to relieve some tension when we get home, baby."

James smiled at me. "Sounds good to me, love."

We managed to get through the meal, mainly by not talking to Travis and Chloe. Brittany and Dad made up for our lack of conversation, though. Damn, that woman has an annoying voice.

Around 10, James, Kendall, Kyra, and I decided we should call it a night. Which was such a lie. We just didn't want to deal with my stupid family anymore.

The four of us left and headed our separate ways after saying bye.

James and I drove back to our house in complete silence. When he got out of the car, I jumped on his back. He laughed and looked up at me. "Why?"

I smiled down at him. "Why not?"

He shook his head and carried me into the house, then dropped me on the bed. "But...jacuzzi!" I whined.

James winked at me. "Have to get the water hot first, baby girl."

Oh fuck yes, now this is why I love this man.