Peter: Look alive, friends. Trina and I will be hosting this chapter today, and no we're not in our switched bodies, only in the chapter. Nellie couldn't be here, being that she had to help the others stop Blake's... "not so pleasant" assault on a little girl in LA.

Trina: Beck and Jade are taking her to the hospital, while Jake is fighting the villain. I hope he wins.

Peter: Yeah. Anyways, this chapter is where we all try to deal with our new bodies.

Trina: And it's really crazy. So... enjoy! By the way, Nellie doesn't own us. Also, this chapter had to be deleted for a bit for some changes.

Chapter 26: Restaurant rumble

Even since Sinjin's invention switched their bodies, the group was trying to deal with the changes.

Tori in Jake's body was still shocked.

Jake in Andre's body felt odd.

Andre in Izzy's body still couldn't believe that he was a girl.

Izzy in Trina's body felt very beautiful.

Trina in Beck's body was admiring the good looks.

Beck in Cat's body felt awkward.

Cat in Peter's body was still perky and cute as usual.

Peter in Jade's body thought of all the things he could do.

Jade in Cubby's body was still pretty pissed about the situation.

Cubby in Robbie's body was still worried about being tall.

And Robbie in Tori's body couldn't help but feel pretty.

"So... what should we do while we wait for Sinjin to get his machine fixed?" Tori asked as soon as they got back to her house. The gang exchanged looks. Even if they were in new bodies, they hoped that they could still do the things they were born to do. After a moment of silence, Peter spoke up. "Well, I already know that in this body, I can't fly. Even with happy thoughts."

Jade glared at... well, herself. "Are you saying that it's my bodies fault that you can't fly?"

Peter glared back. "Well, since you're body took my soul, it could've taken my flying ability. But no, my flying ability still had to be left in my body for Cat to obtain, thanks to Sanjay!"

"His name is Sinjin." Tori corrected.

"Whatever."

"Come on guys." Jake tried to get everyone's attention. "We can get through this. We'll just have to get use to our new bodies until Sinjin can get his invention fixed. I say we go for something to eat. That should calm our nerves."

Everyone agreed. They were all a bit hungry, anyways. Trina suggested that they go to Chi Chi's Pizza. The only problem was, that from the Vega's house to the restaurant, you have to drive. And since Andre, Beck, Jade, and Trina were in the bodies of children, it would be awkward if they drove at such a small height.

"I'm still in drivers ed, you know." Cat reminded Beck when he suggested to drive. He was about to respond when he realized that if he was caught driving without a permit, she would get in trouble. Peter then suggested. "Why drive... when we can fly?"

Everyone soon realized that he was right. They could just fly to Chi Chi's Pizza. "I guess Andre can do the honors this time..." Izzy said, looking at the boy in her body. Andre hesitated, but gripped the sack in pixie dust. "How do I know if I'm doing it right?" he asked. "It's okay. All you have to do is throw it up in the air." She informed him. Andre felt a lot more confident, and did as she said. Soon, the gang was floating and flying to the restaurant.

As soon as they got there, the place was kinda full. People were in line ordering their food, and waiting at tables. Jake was amazed at how big it was, and how many little children there is. As he looked around, he spotted someone that he was hoping not to see.

"Oh no..." he moaned in annoyance.

"What is it, Jake?" Tori asked. The response was Jake pointing into the direction of where he was looking. Tori looked and what she saw was a two boys and a girl... who looked just like Jake, Izzy, and Cubby. The only was, the colors on their outfits were different, and they looked a lot more... evil, than friendly. It didn't take Tori long to guess who they could be. "Jake... that boy that looks just like you... it's Blake, isn't it?" she asked. The boy in Andre's body nodded.

Peter groaned. "Well, this is just wonderful." He remarked sarcastically. "If they see us, and if they find out what happened to us, it's no doubt they're gonna laugh."

"Aw coconuts." Cubby whimpered.

"What do we do?" Izzy asked.

Tori thought. If those pirates couldn't find out about the switched bodies, then they had to pretend who they are. "I've got it." she piped up. "All we have to do is pretend to be whose body we're in."

"But our our voices had transfered too, you know." Trina reminded her sister. Tori realized that she was right. When there bodies got switched, they still sounded like they normally do. That's when Tori had another idea. "Then we'll just have to put on our best voice imitations of one another."

The rest of the group was confused, until they knew what she meant. "Oh so you mean like this?" Cat asked, as she put on her best Peter Pan impression.

"I'm Peter Pan, and I can fly! Cocka-doodle-doo! I'm the boy who will never grow up! Ha! Ha! Ha!"

Only, when Cat did that, she didn't even try to disguise her voice. Peter couldn't help but facepalm. He knew how Cat was, but this was a situation where they had to be serious, and yet not serious. "Cat... listen... if you're gonna be me, then you've gotta sound like me." He informed the perky girl in his body. Cat quickly understood, and then put on her best boy voice. "I'm Peter Pan, and I can fly!"

"Perfect!" Peter congratulated her. Honestly, it sounded nothing like him at all, but at least she was trying.

"Alright, so everybody knows what to do?" Tori asked for reassurance. Everybody nodded, and she grinned. Soon, the gang decided to order their pizza, and as soon as that was over, they walked over to a table, which was thankfully big enough for all of them. "I honestly hope that Blake doesn't notice us..." Tori whispered. The last thing she wanted was getting in some sort of frenzy with the villain. She may not have actually met him, but she hopes that she doesn't ever have to.

"Too late, Jake."

Tori froze in her seat, afraid to turn around.

"Oh don't tell me you're scared to look at me. I thought you were braver than that."

Tori gulped, and slowly turned to be face to face with Blake, who was smirking at her. "That's better..." he slurred. "Have you finally admitted to Tori your feelings?"

Jake growled under his breath when the villain mentioned that. It was bad enough that he couldn't tell her in a switched body, but now that Blake was probably gonna spoil it for him was just... evil. "You know what, Blake. Why don't you just leave us alone so we can eat? We don't want to be bothered right now!" Jake snapped. Blake glared at him. "So I suppose this is the first time I've seen you. What's your name?" he asked. Jake was about to give his real name until he remembered that he was in Andre's body. "Andre Harris." he answered.

"Well then, Andre." Blake said that as if it were a disease. "Why don't you just stay out of this? I was talking to Jake."

Jake growled, but said nothing. As much as he wanted to stop him, he knew it would just give him away. Blake turned back to Tori, who was now standing. "Just leave us alone, Blake. It's obvious that you're trying to ruin our get together. So I do see why you have to-"

"Oh just shut up already. I know what's going on!" Blake interrupted. "Allow me to tell everybody what I know..."

Tori froze in her spot again. What if Blake found out about her feelings for Jake? It would be embarrassing if everyone knew. She had to do something to stop him. But what? WHAT? Jake also froze in his spot. Oh no. He thought. If Blake reveals the truth, I'm done for.

"Well, everybody..." Blake started. "Jake is in love-"

PUNCH!

Right before the evil pirate boy could even finish his sentence, Tori threw an unexpected punch at his face, sending him to the ground with a bruised cheek. The gang was shocked that Tori could punch so good. Even Tori herself was surprised. She held her... er, Jake's fist close to her... er, his chest, for it really hurt when she punched Blake. "Ow." she muttered. Little did she know, was that she might really be saying that when Blake got down to business.

Speaking of which, the pirate boy got up, and boy he was mad. He stepped towards Tori, and she stepped back, afraid of what would happen next. "Oh don't tell me you're afraid to fight me, because I know you aren't. You're gonna regret punching me like that, and I'm gonna make you regret it."

Tori was really terrified. She had never fought someone before. Well... maybe that little girl who was annoying Sikowitz, but it wasn't a fair fight. She didn't even know how Jake fought. Then she thought of the usual fist fights people, and if she just use her fist, she would be alright. She quickly put herself in a fighting stance. "So you wanna piece of me?" she asked, trying to sound tough. "Go ahead. Try to kill me. Just try."

The moment she said that, Jake began to reflect on his fight with Blake. That was the exact same words Blake spoke to him just before they fought. And to make this moment even more intense, people were watching as the evil pirate boy and the girl in a boys body. Kids were readying their phones for recording. At that moment, Blake only said two words.

"I will."

With that, and before Tori had the chance to throw even the lightest hit, Blake nailed her square in the face, sending her to the floor. The gang watched in shock. Jake wanted to go and help her, but he was still worried that he might give himself away. So for now, he could only sit and watched. Trina was worried for her sister. She herself was more of a fighter then Tori, so she decided to jump in and save. Trina got up from the table and stood between Blake and Tori.

"Hold up, you little... little... little codfish!" She said, getting into a fighting stance, and putting on her best impression of Beck. "If you wanna ruffle up Tori- I mean Jake, you're gonna have to get past me!" Blake could only looked at the girl in Beck's body in confusion. "Did you almost call Jake, Tori?" he asked. That's when Trina realized her small mistake. "Oops." she said quietly. Blake chuckled, and pushed Trina back with full force, nearly sending her four feet away and crashing into a waiter with dishes. As the plates fell to the floor, breaking, it gave Peter an idea.

He leaped up from the table forgetting that in Jade's body, he couldn't fly, and fell to the floor.

"Peter. What are you doing?" Jade asked as the boy in her body got up.

"I've gotta little plan to help Tori." He answered as he grabbed a plate of pizza from the table. He removed the pizza from the plate. "Hey Blake!' he called to get the evil one's attention, putting on his best Jade impression. "I've gotta surprise for you."

"I don't talk like that..." Jade muttered.

Blake turn to face Peter, only to meet a plate in his face. A lot a people gasped as the plate broke when it made contact. Blake was stunned. He knew that would leave a few cuts and scratches. Peter smirked as he watched the boy grab a plate, and throw it at him. He quickly dodged the plate and it crashed into a wall.

"Is that all you've got, kiddo?" Peter asked tauntingly. He was no longer even disguising his voice anymore. That's when Blake got really mad. He grabbed another plate, but instead of throwing the plate, he threw the pizza itself. Peter once again dodged it, only for the pizza to hit Trina when she recovered from Blake pushing her. "Oh come on! Not in the hair!" She complained as she felt sauce in her... er, Beck's hair.

"Don't worry. It'll wash out." Beck assured the girl in his body, using his best Cat imitation.

Blake smirked. "You're not so tough after all. Are you, pretty boy?" he taunted. Trina growled, and she herself grabbed a pizza and threw it at him. He dodged, and grabbed at least ten to twelve plates. One by one he threw them at not only Peter and Trina, but the rest of the gang as well.

"Aw coconuts!" Cubby exclaimed as he dodged a plate. "What do we do now?"

"Well... you know what they always say. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em." Skully suggested.

With that, Jade had got up to grab a plate of pizza. She threw it at Blake, who dodged it just in time. Soon, everybody was getting engaged in a pizza food fight. Even some bystanders got involved. Pizza's and plates were being thrown. Drinks were being splashed in people's faces. Employees were trying to stop the fight. Teenagers were filming with their phones. Tori was too nervous to even try to throw a plate, so she just stood and watched. Jake noticed this, and ran over to where Tori was standing. "Come on, Tori." he urged. "Join in the fun."

"I was punched in the face." she reminded him. "How can I even do a food fight, if I can't do a fist fight? I'm just making you look weak, Jake."

Jake could tell where she was going with this. But he knew it wasn't her fault. "Tori..." he started. "You're not making me look weak. If it wasn't for us being switched bodies, I've would've socked Blake already. It's okay. I'll help you. I'll even help you get a little revenge."

When he said that, Tori felt a little more confident. With that, she grabbed a plate. "Oh yeah..." Jake started. "I really think you nailed him good when you punched him." Tori blushed when he said that. With a bit of hesitation, she threw a plate. Unfortunately, it hit an old man. "Oh! I'm sorry!" Tori quickly apologized before grabbing a glass of lemonade. She dropped it when she felt something on her head.

Splash! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk!

That was the sound it made when coffee drenched Tori's... re, Jake's hair and the ice bounced off of it. She looked up to see Blake on a table, holding a glass, and smirking evilly. This suddenly brought back memories of Tori's first day at Hollywood Arts High School, when Jade poured coffee on Tori's head in a acting scene, in order to get back at her for 'flirting' with Beck (Even though Tori was just rubbing the coffee she spilled on him off). Something about this suddenly set Tori off as she grabbed Blake's arm and pulled him from the table.

"Hey what gives-" he was about to complain when she slapped him across the face. Everybody around them paused in shock. What was gonna happen next?

"You just keep you dirty little mouth shut!" Tori snarled, grabbing his shirt collar. "Me and my friends just wanted to have a nice little meal for pizza. But you had to come along, and ruin it! Now, this whole restaurant is a mess, all because of you. You just had to punch me, and push my sister- I mean, my friend. Peter- I mean Jade wouldn't have had to throw that plate at you face if you didn't show up. You continue to harass me and my friends. I know what you did to Tori's sister, and I'm glad that she called off that dumb deal. You can't just abuse something in order for them to protect the one's you love. So I suggest that you and your friend get outta here, before there's anymore trouble! Got it?!"

Jake was amazed at how Tori was able to stand up to Blake like that. He himself may have stood up to the monster many times, he could've sworn that Tori did it ten times better then he ever did. Blake was even a bit stunned, but he remained strong. "Well, if you didn't want me to interfere with you guys, then you should've just asked me to leave."

"We did!" Tori protested. "But you refused. Oh and one more thing. Does anybody have a plate of pizza?"

Cat flew over with what Tori needed. The girl in Jake's body gladly took the pizza, and threw it at Blake's face. This got a laugh from everybody. Blake was really steaming mad. As much as he wanted to kill the girl in Jake's body (Even though he still didn't know about the switched bodies), he was too embarrassed. I'll deal with him later. He thought. With that, he gave Tori a death glare as she released him, and stormed out the door. Lizzy and Charlie followed him.

Everybody in the restaurant cheered for Tori. "That was amazing, baby sis." Trina congratulated her sister. Tori felt a little bit like a hero. She never thought that she could stand up to Blake like that. She was just mad about the coffee. Just then, the manager of the restaurant approached the gang. He was short and had black hair. Tori was afraid that he would be mad about the mess, but he sure didn't look mad.

"Oh! We are so sorry about the mess. We'll are clean up and-" Tori started to say, before the manager interrupted her. "It's okay." He assured her with a thick Italian accent. "I just want to thank you for running those creepy kids out of here. They were trying to scare away my customers. But thankfully you scared them away. What is your name?"

"Tori... I mean Jake..." Tori answered quickly.

The manager smiled. "Well then, Jake. If you and your friends can help clean up my restaurant, you can have free pizza whenever you like."

The gang liked the sound of that. Free pizza whenever they like? Maybe this wasn't such an awkward day after all. "Thanks... mister... mister..."

"Mario. Mr. Mario." the manager finished for Tori.

Hours of cleaning later...

"You really socked Blake good, Tori." Robbie said as they walked home. They were talking about the events of earlier, and all thought that they really could be useful in these new bodies. It was if they felt better than before.

"Aw, don't thank me. Thank Jake... er, his body." Tori replied. Jake couldn't help but blush at her comment. Even out of his body, he was still useful, even though Tori was doing all the things. "Thanks, Jake's body." Cat said cheerfully, hugging Tori. Tori grinned as everybody else agreed with her standing up to Blake. Maybe she was doing all that stuff and not just in Jake's body. Maybe she wasn't making Jake look weak.

Maybe these next new few weeks won't be so long.

Peter: And there you have it. Tori was really brave, wasn't she, Tri.

Trina: Yeah. I'm so proud of my baby sister. Oh yeah, the little girl is in serious condition, but she's expected to make a full recover. Let's hope Blake doesn't do such a sick thing like that again.

Peter: Well, you never know what he's gonna do. He's so sneaky.

Trina: You're right. Well, that's it for this chapter. Tell us what you liked about it in a review, please.

Peter: See ya later!

Trina: Bye. (Blows kisses)