Disclaimer: I do not own Chagecha, but I do own the OCs in this fic.

A-chan has been easily defeated by the strength of Chagecha!! Unfortunately...Washio and Aku are...

Cradling Washio's body in his arms, Chagecha hung his head and whispered, "...You were a good friend, Washio-kun. I'll make sure you get the proper burial you deserve..."

Kokoki began to feel a bit sympathetic for poor Chagecha. '...Maybe I could give him a hug...or something...just a hug...yeah...just a hug...DAMMIT, WHY AM I GETTING ALL FLUSTERED?! While we're on the subject...WHY AM I STARING AT HIS NICE ASS, TOO?!'

Suddenly, two figures came out of a nearby clump of bushes; it was Washio and Aku, alive and well!

"...I can't believe you just HAD to show me your entire Pokemon collection in the middle of a battle!! We finally had a chance to show off our stuff in an awesome way, and you went and ruined it!" Washio grumbled at Aku, who just shrugged in response.

Chagecha blinked a few times, and then rubbed his eyes, and then squirted lemon juice in them before he finally realized what was going on.

"YOU TWO...ARE ALIVE????!!!!!"

"Of course...look at who you're holding," Washio replied.

Chagecha glanced down, and realized he had Weegee's corpse in his arms, and that Aku's corpse had been replaced with Waluigi's. 'WTF...?!'

"Yay! You two guys are alive!" Kokoki cried happily, although it was obvious she was just PRETENDING to be pleased.

"Yup, we're as chipper as ever, my dear!" Aku exclaimed, "Now, the only way we can return to reality is by defeating Labuyo..."

"...which means it's up to Masato, Himawari and Usagi, who weren't warped to a different location." Kokoki finished, realizing how hopeless it all was.

Chagecha stretched and grunted, "Well, let's just do something to keep ourselves busy while we wait..."

Washio thought for a moment. "...Three guys and a girl, huh? Awwwwwwwwkward..."

Kokoki smashed her fist into his face, and Washio was out cold.

Back in the desert area, where Labuyo and the final remaining 'Master Puppet' face off against Masato and the others...

"FLAMING AL-YANKOVIC BLASTER SMASH!!!"

Spinning her bowling ball key-chains wildly, Himawari smashed both of them into the face of Atama, whose spherical wooden body began to crack apart from the pressure.

"Awesome job, Himawari-chan!" Masato cried as he watched from the sidelines.

"You know," Himawari shouted as she leaped back from Atama swiping at her, "You could probably fight too if you tried,"

"Uhh...yeah, sure..." Masato replied, rolling his eyes.

Usagi glanced up at Masato and thought, 'So...he doesn't even know about his hidden power? The power he used to defeat Queen Charlotte?'

Suddenly, Masato knelt down next to Usagi, whispering, "Hey...did you know that I actually DO have the power to fight?"

'OH MY GOD, HE DOES KNOW?!!!'

"You see, I'm just staying out of this fight to help give Himawari a bit more confidence in herself and let her win the battle, because I doubt she'll lose against such a pathetic enemy like this guy..."

Suddenly, several lightning-quick small balls burst out of the holes on Atama's body and smashed against Himawari's chest and abdomen. Spitting up blood, Himawari staggered backwards, but she still somehow remained on her feet.

"...Or maybe she will lose."

Coughing up blood, Himawari cursed, "Dammit...what the hell was that?!"

Sitting on top of his giant Ant puppet LunLun, Labuyo chuckled loudly and exclaimed, "You were quite unfortunate to have to face off against Atama, my dear! He is one of my most powerful creations, after all!!"

"WHO GIVES A DAMN?!!" Himawari attempted to strike again, but Atama quickly dodged the attack and head-butted her in the stomach.

"D-Dammit..."

"DON'T WORRY, HIMAWARI-CHAN, I BROUGHT SOME TOOLS I STOLE FROM A BLUE ROBOT CAT I PASSED EARLIER(1)!!!" Usagi cried, and he pulled out what looked like a ray gun. Aiming the pistol at Atama, Usagi closed his eyes and pulled the trigger. A laser beam burst out and hit Atama square in the eyes.

"Oh yeah, and I have no idea what this will do!!" Usagi added.

"WHY DID YOU SAY THAT AFTER YOU FIRED THE GUN?!!" Masato cried.

Suddenly, Atama erupted in an explosion of light, and a new being was now in his place...a tall man with dark skin and a large furry top hat on his head. He had a very serious look on his face, as if he had expected this. Of course, no one else had expected this though, not even Labuyo himself.

"...My name is Zimmer-Queen Mongrel(2)...and it appears I have been taken from the crack fic I belong in and have somehow ended up in this universe..."

"THAT IS APPARENTLY WHAT HAPPENED!!"

"Whoever this freak is," Labuyo mumbled to himself, "He's gone and replaced my dear Atama-chan!! He better do something cool to make up for it...y'know?"

Glancing over at Himawari and the others, a shadow fell over Zimmer-Queen's eyes, shrouding his expression, if he even had any. Reaching up, Zimmer-Queen placed a hand on his hat, and a long green snake emerged from the top, and it slithered down until it came to a rest upon Zimmer-Queen's shoulders.

"...Clubbed To Death(3)..."

THE REFERENCE INDEX:

(1) - A reference to the famous Japanese manga series 'Doraemon'.

(2) - Zimmer-Queen Mongrel was also a villain character in my currently on-going crack fic 'Dragon Ball C'.

(3) - The title of the main theme of the movie 'The Matrix', or at least I think it's the main theme.