Chapter 26

Jerry and Harry unfroze after a straight 30 seconds of awkward silence and an equally awkward position. Hai and Saul followed to comfort Potato.

"Yo, Potato." Harry said.

"Please, no…" He continued to whimper.

"You just directed your awkwardness energy." Saul spoke. Potato cracked an eye open.

"What happened?"

"See for yourself, dude." Hai whispered.

"No." Jerry grabbed Potato's head and forcefully turned it to face the throne.

Xenon's server's militia and paramilitary didn't break a sweat as events turned out. Maybe because they were more technologically advanced. Only a matter of minutes for complete surrender. Xenon was successful in the liberation of the server.

"News to the Official Xenon."

"C'mon, guys, it's a dozen times that everyone called me the Official Xenon. Just call me Xenon for a sec, will you?"

"Look at the television, sir."

Xenon entered a tent nearby. The soldiers inside weren't moving, just staring at it. When he looked at the TV, his jaw dropped. He rubbed his eyes. It was still there. He rubbed his eyes again. It was still there, looking back at him. He had the sergeant slap him. After much hesitation from the lower ranking officer, Xenon received a hard blow to the face, forcing him to tumble down. The sergeant was repeatedly apologizing while Xenon stood up. But it was a hundred percent real.

Yomc was having both a heart attack and is-it-real-but-it's-impossible-yet-it-did-happen attack. The four Meatballs descended the stairs. Yomc touched his head to confirm his suspicion. Yes, it was real.

"I have to admit, you look funny." Harry grinned. Yomc was still shocked. He touched his head again, IT WAS THERE. The crown was placed on his head, he was sitting on the throne, and the King on the floor. The choir started to snap out of bewilderment and was relieved. They sang songs again.

"I'm King…" Yomc stuttered. Bunnie slapped him to reality.

"Yep you are." She smiled. "My liege." Everyone else kneeled to him, except the Crew and Claire.

"No." Claire huffed.

"You're crazy anyway." Yomc said, stopping from chuckling because of the unexpected turn of events. The King regained balance, and as a product of rage, and clawed for the crown. Yomc didn't need time to think about his next line.

"How dare you claw at this Server's King like that?!"

"THAT'S MINE!" he hissed. "THE NIGHT HAS ENDED!"

"Well," he thought about an intelligent line. "Yeah, the night is over. But, unfortunately, today was a solar eclipse! WOO! CHECKMATE! HAH!" He stood from the throne and had a little dance.

"You lose, pal." Hai shouted.

"Apply cold water to burnead aread." Potato teased some more.

He was fed up. "GUARDS! Seize him!" They didn't move a muscle. "What-?"

"I'm King now, they don't follow you anymore." Yomc was beginning to get the hang of being the monarch, toying with the tyrant in revenge and simple pleasure. "Arrest him."

The guards had no other second thoughts in seizing the invader and handcuffing him. "YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME!"

"He just kicked your sorry maggot ass out of the throne, what else can you do?" Harry asked in a sarcastic tone.

"I still have my army-"

"NEGATIVE." Someone barged in the palace, in a white coat, followed by some of his own soldiers.

"Xenon!" Bunnie exclaimed.

"Yep *breath*." He panted, collapsing on the quartz pillar to regain proper breathing. His soldiers helped him up after a minute, and he dusted off the dirt off his coat. "I just wiped out your army."

"WHAT?! IMPOSSIBLE!" The King didn't believe any single word.

"Don't fret, it's because we want to get back at you." Xenon said with a hint of venom in his voice.

"We are advanced in technology!"

"True, but you overlooked a simple fact. My server is the most technologically advanced nation as of now."

The King grunted in defeat. Yomc crossed a leg over his right, enjoying the moment.

"Your Majesty", Hubble stressed on the words, playing along. "What do we do?"

"What did he do to all of us?" Yomc replied. Jerry and Harry faced the conqueror, both twins looking down on him, heads up high in a regal manner. Potato, Hai, and Saul did it too.

"You conducted a siege on our server." Jerry started.

"Not to mention imprison us and force us to make devices to 'enforce' the rules." Harry added.

"Attacked our loyal subjects." Potato said.

"Cruelly restricted the freedom of the locals." Hai balled his fist in fury.

"Being unfair in all judgments, all biased, bribed." Saul spoke with his decisive side. The King shut his eyes in reaction to the counting of his deeds.

"Attacking my nation." Xenon added.

"Destroying my mansion!" Hubble shouted.

"Blackmailing my friends while we were playing UNO." Claire spat. "Mortal ruler."

"Adding a bunch of unnecessary rules!" Bunnie yelled.

"Arresting the donators and making them work 24/7." Demon grumbled.

"Banning some food!" "Forcefully implementing martial law!" "Unfair rule!" The citizens in curfew shouted, yelling support for the Crew. "Trying to conquer other servers!"

"Silence." Yomc ordered, and the whole country shut up. Harry mouthed a small thank you. "My judgment." Everyone listened closely. "You will be expelled out of this nation, along with your rule. You will leave peacefully. Xenon's server and this one will be allied in implementing a treaty I will offer."

The King's eyes widened. "What treaty?"

"It will be called 'Treaty of Fartlands'." Yomc said, unable to think of a badass name for it. "It concerns your server's military to be restricted to a certain number and will never expand again. It will be for the security of every other nation and server in the Minecraft World. What you did broke one of MOJANG's rules of Minecraft."

"Yes, I did."

"Do you agree to this treaty?"

He took some time to think about it. "Yes. I agree."

"Well, all we have to do is type that all up and have you sign it."

THREE DAYS LATAH…

The JH server was officially independent. Again. The King and his forces have left the server, having signed the Treaty of Fartlands. Yomc restored the previous condition state of the server. He removed the rules of the other reign. The minigames were filled with uncontrollable laughter again. The Crew approached him one afternoon.

"Well", Jerry cleared his throat. "Could you retun that?"

"Oh." He removed the crown from his head. "Yeah, it's yours."

Harry took it from him. "Thank you. Also, that was a cool idea."

"What idea?" Yomc asked.

"The 'kick the King out of the throne during coronation' plan."

"No, it's not my idea, and the original plan was to kick the crown out of the placer's hands."

"Oh."

They shared some jokes after before parting.