This isn't a prompt, this is a story inspired by another story. I forgot the name of it, when I find it, I'll let you guys know so you can check it out.


A fourteen year old Kagura walked singing to a song she heard from Gin-chan's broken TV. She was walking from picking up snacks, her favorite ones, pickled seaweeds. As she walked, she passed Mayo Maniac and Sadist.

"Oh, Hijikata-san, look, a fugitive. I think we should arrest her and put her in a dungeon for the rest of her life." The eighteen year old first captain said, glaring at the young female.

"We don't have a dungeon, you idiot." The nicotine/mayonnaise addict replied.

"Please, I'm just an innocent little girl. You have no evidence of me committing any crimes." Kagura smiled as if she were a saint.

The two officers stared at her with no expression. In a quick flashback, they counted all the times she and her demon gang should have been arrested.

"I think we should arrest her to get the silver haired idiot." Hijikata said.

"With pleasure!" Sadist said as he ran to capture Kagura.

She dropped her snacks to fight off the sadist with her umbrella/weapon. The two began to fight, each hitting a poor broken down vending machine that stood in back of Kagura.

"I hope you die!" Kagura exclaimed.

"The feeling is mutual!" he swung his sword to cut her head, but she dodged.

"Why were you ever born!?" she yelled kicking his stomach. He blocked her kick with his sheath.

"To torture you!" he proclaimed.

Just then a flash of light came from the vending machine. The two paused their fighting. With no chance in running away, they braced themselves. Kagura heard Toshi yell out their names before she blacked out. When she awoke again, she found that she was back where she was at. In front of the poor broken down vending machine, with sadist laying across from her in front of a noddle shop. Kagura stood up and dusted off any dirt from her clothes. She went over to Sougo and kicked him.

"Owe!" he yelled as he got up trying to hurt Kagura. But paused when he saw a familiar face.

"Yamazaki?" Sougo asked.

A man with blond hair turned around and gave them a nasty look. His face changed when he saw who called him.

"Kaiser? Queen? What are you doing here?" Blond Yamazaki stared at them up and down. "Why do you guys look so much younger? And Kaiser, you basically have no hair!"

Kagura and Sougo looked at one another. What was he on?

"What are you talking about, Yamazaki?" Sougo asked.

"Queen Kagura!" another voice sounded.

Kagura turned to see Shinpachi, with longer hair and way taller than before. He sported a dark purple long trench coat. He stopped in front of Kagura.

"Shinpachi, what's going on?" Kagura asked. She didn't tell him to stop calling her queen because she loved it.

Shinpachi stared at Kagura in awe. "Uh-oh. I think we need to take you and Kaiser to Gin-san."


"I don't see the problem." An older Gin said. He basically looked at same, except he had three children clinging on to him while Tsukki was serving tea.

"Gin-san, the Queen looks like she did when she was fourteen!" Shinpachi said.

"What the hell is going on!" Kagura yelled, throwing the coffee table somewhere in the small apartment.

"China, calm down. We must be in an alternate universe." Sougo said drinking the tea that Tsukki made.

"What do you mean?" Gin-chan asked as he yanked a kunai knife from a little girl who looked exactly like him, while the little boy who looked like Tsukki was drawing on some paper. Gin-chan had a baby wrapped around his chest. The baby seemed to be sleeping.

"This 'Queen Kagura and Kaiser Sadist' crap." Sougo said.

"Wait, you're not them?" Shinpachi asked.

"All I know was that I was beating this one," Kagura pointed at Sougo. "Then a flash of light came out of nowhere and now I'm here with Gin-chan and Shinpachi who are so old now!"

"Technically, if we are going by your story, then we are just seven years older than the Gin-chan and Shinpachi that you know." Gin said.

"Seven years? We went to the future?" Kagura was shocked.

"Apparently." Sougo agreed.

"So if we are in the future, I demand to see myself right now." Kagura said.

"Hold on," Gin-chan began. "If you are fourteen year old Kagura, then it's not a good idea to meet your older self. Whatever you see now may alter your perception and change this future. And I like this future very much." Gin said.

"I agree. It's not a good idea. I mean we can give you a synopsis of what the future is like now, but that's it. I can't go into details." Shinpachi said.

The two agreed. Shinpachi informed them that Sougo became the new commander of the Shinsengumi, thus replacing Kondo and Pops. His power is only second under the new Shogun which is Soyo. Kagura is the sole Queen of Kabuki-cho with big sis as her commander. Kondo and Big sis are finally married and are expecting their second child. Kamui became the leader of the Harusame, but has civil relations with Japan. Zura is also married and runs a ramen/soba shop with his wife and Elizabeth as the manager. Hijikata is the leader of bodyguards for the Shoguness. Kondo runs the Dojo with Shinpachi. Shinpachi is actually married to Otsu-chan, which was a shocker. And the rest of the characters stood the same. No change except for their aging.

"What about me? Am I married or have a boyfriend. I should be twenty one, yes?" Kagura said.

The rest of them panicked. Gin choked on a lollipop. Tsukki dropped a dish, breaking it. Shinpachi and Yamazaki tensed up, not looking at them.

"Um, well as a Queen you are not one to share your power with a man…so you are-" Gin-chan began.

"Shinpachi, where are you!?" a female voice said.

Then an older version of Kagura enters the room, slamming the shoji doors. She looked much like mommy. Her vermillion hair was long, down to her lower back, and her hair piece was placed on one side of her head. Her blue eyes were more matured and calculating. Very grownup like. Her cheongsam was white with red flower piping designing from her neck to the middle of her chest. On her torso area was a dark blue and red band. She had a yellow belt around her waist. She had on one sleeve with fingerless glove. On the other arm, was bare, with a long glove covering all her fingers. Her cheongsam had a slit on its left side. The designs on the bottom were a wind pattern, like Gin-chan's. Her boots resembled his as well.

Her eyes were full of murder before they landed on the smaller Kagura. Older Kagura smirked.

"I see," she said. She crossed her arms over her chest. "Sadist is here too." She commented.

Sougo stared at older Kagura. For some reason, this annoyed the younger one.

"Queen, I am so sorry. I went to find you, but then I ran into them." Shinpachi apologized.

"Whatever. Mini-me, you want to see your future?" She said to younger Kagura.

Kagura smiled and nodded at the older one. The older Kagura stared at sadist. "You should come too. It's your future as well."

"But my queen…" Shinpachi began to argue.

"No, I need them to see it. I doubt they will remember." Older Kagura interrupted. And they left.


Kagura's mouth opened wide as she saw the former Shinsengumi headquarters. It went from a simple home to a castle that rivaled the Shogun's. The guards that were in the front were confused at seeming double. Older Kagura smiled and greeted all the workers as they traveled through the headquarters. Older Kagura explained what each level was. The lower levels were for the trainees. The middle levels were for the meetings and recreational areas. The upper levels were the main headquarters and the Kaiser's home. Kagura knew that Sougo was loving this future of his.

"Here we are," older Kagura said as she opened the doors to the Kaiser's home.

An older and way better looking version of Sougo turned around to face them. He stopped speaking to Hijikata, who was donning a cleaner cut hairstyle. He was about a foot taller than older Kagura. He had on the Shinsengumi uniform with a red cape, showing his importance. The only difference was that his hair was longer, about as long as older Kagura's. He also had a red kimono shirt and a grayish Hakama pants with two swords that hung from a closet.

"Well, well, look what we have here. Mini-me and Mini-China." He said as he walked towards them.

The closer he got, the more Kagura could not help but blush. He stopped, leaned down to Kagura. Smiling his sadistic smile that she hated, but kind of loved it on this sadist.

"Hello Mini-China. I am Kaiser Okita de Sade Sougo III." He introduced.

"Oi, older me. When do I take over the Shinsengumi and make Hijikata my bitch." Younger Sougo said.

"Hey!" Hijikata yelled out. They all ignored him. He lit a cigarette then he left mumbling words to himself.

Older Sougo laughed. "You're eighteen right now? Hm, let's just say, soon." He said winking at the younger Sougo.

Sougo smirked knowing what the other Sougo meant.

"And when do I become Queen of Kabuki-cho?" Kagura asked her older self.

Older Kagura moved over to older sadist or Kaiser. Kaiser wrapped his arms around older Kagura's waist while she wrapped hers around his neck. The two kissed. Kagura screamed in horror, while sadist looked at them deadpanned.

Older Kagura laughed at her younger self reaction. "First off, you were always Queen remember. You just never used your power until sometime later." Older Kagura still kept a close distance to Kaiser.

"What the hell what that?" Kagura yelled, pointing at the two of them.

"It's called kissing, China." Sadist said.

Kagura went to kick him, but he jumped back.

"A wife should always kiss her husband when he sees her." Kaiser Sadist answered.

This stopped Kagura. "H-how long have you been married to HIM!?" She asked her older self.

"Two years." Older Kagura said.

"Huh, what a shocker." Sadist said.

"No way. I will never marry him!" Kagura pointed at sadist who still held no emotion on his face.

"That's what I said when I was your age. But as we get older, our ideas change and so do our feelings." Older Kagura lectured.

"I hate him! We are rivals. Why was he even born?"

"To torture you." Both sadists said.

This gave Kagura a flashback to the vending machine. That was what triggered the vending machine.

"Did the vending machine activate to show us that our fighting is going to be for naught since we end up being married?" Kagura said out loud.

"Probably. I guess it was showing us that I am going to be torturing you. Until death do us part, wife." Sadist teased.

"What if we don't get married or fall in love?" Kagura asked.

Kaiser sadist laughed. "Kagura, you are young and a bit naïve. But I'm going to say this…no matter how much you hate someone, there is a thin line between love and hate."

"So even if you try to refuse to marry Sougo, fate will smack you in the face. Trust me. We have been dating since I was sixteen. I completely refused to marry him, but then Soichirou and Souko happened…"

"Hold on, who?" Kagura interrupted.

"The twins." Kaiser sadist said. "You got pregnant at eighteen and I forced you to marry me." He smiled while he stated that.

Kagura looked at sadist. She had sex with him? Then ended up having his babies? She really is like her parents. She guessed love does begin in the bedroom.

"Now we are expecting baby number three." Older Kagura lightly patted her flat stomach. Kaiser Sadist had a sincere smile on his face.

Kagura turned to sadist again to see him with that same smile. Kagura could not help but smile too. Happiness must be a disease.

"And the twins?" Sadist asked.

"They like to run around the castle. I have Yamazaki watch them or Tama since she works with China now as her personal maid."

"I really have the life, huh?" Kagura asked.

"Yes, now maybe it's time for you to go back home and make sure it really happens okay?" Older Kagura said.

Kagura was confused before she saw the familiar light once more. Both Older Kagura and Kaiser Sadist waved at them. Darkness consumed them once again. Kagura woke up to find Shinpachi's ugly face, seven years younger, staring at her with worry.

"Kagura-chan, are you okay?" he asked.

"What's going on?" Kagura asked sitting up.

"Hijikata said that the vending machine blew up and caused you and Okita-san to knock out. We are in the Shinsengumi headquarters. Are you fine?"

"Yeah, yeah. I'm fine. Where's sadist? Is he dead?"

"I'm here, china." Sadist announced as he stood leaning against the shoji door.

"Did you have a weird dream?" Kagura asked.

Sadist looked at Kagura. A flicker of emotion passed through his eyes. "Nope."

Kagura sighed in relief. "It was just a dream." She said.

"Oh? What happened in the dream?" Shinpachi asked.

Kagura recalled the events. Especially older Sadist. She began to blush. "N-nothing. It was more of a nightmare." Kagura said.

"But you're blushing?" Shinpachi asked.

"I feel sick. Go make me some porridge."

Shinpachi sighed and left. Sadist stood behind.

"So China…" he began.

"What?" she could not look at him in the eyes. She might be reminded of Kaiser Sadist.

"What should we name our third child?"