Chapter 26.

AN: PREPZ STUP FLAMING SDA STRY OK!1 if u dnot lik da story den go fok urself u fokeng prep! U SUK!111 oh y and I wuznt beng rasist ok!11 Wait, who said anything about being racist?

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A few mutates Whoa, evolution happening before our very eyes! And I had actually doubted all those people who said it actually existed... Unless the "mutates" Ebony's referring to are bad ones, in which case it probably doesn't count as evolution. later Vampire came 2 da tree. He was wearing a blak leather jackson, One of Michael Jackson's family? Is that what he's wearing? God, talk about messed up... black leather pants and a Good Chralotte t-shirt.

"Hi Vampire." I said flirtily as I started to sob. Draco hugged me sexily tryont to comfrot me. I started to cry tears of blood and then told them what happened.

"Oh fuck it!" Vampire shouted angrily. He4 started to cry sadly. "What fucking dick did that!" YOUR fucking dick did that... whatever it was your dick did.

"I don't know." I said. "Now come on we have 2 tell Dumbledor."

We ran out of the tree and in2 da castle. Dumblydor was sitting in his office.

"Sire Wait, your sire? Isn't that supposed to be, like, your father or something? are dads have been shot!" Sirius isn't Harry's father, he's Harry's godfather. You forgot to add the "god" part, but then again, that word is probably offensive to you, the same way the word "cross" is. Draco said while we wipped sum tears from his white face. "Enoby had a vision in a dreem."

Dubleodre started to cockle. "Hahahaha! And How due u aspect me to know Ebony's not divisional?" Well, she's not in pieces, is she? Though that could easily change... *holds up an ax*

I glared at Dumbledore.

"Look motherfucker. Hey, that's no way to talk to the headmaster of Hogwarts!" he said angrily as Dumbeldore gasped (c is da toot of crakter (Tara speak to English translation: See, is the toot of... cracker?) Huh? What's this about crackers, anyway? Now I kind of want some...). "U know very well that I'm not decisional. Yeah, we all know Malfoy always has so much trouble making up his mind... Now get some fucking ppl out there to look for Series and Lucian- pornto!" First crackers, and now we're talking about... porn? Seriously, Tara?

"Okay." he said in a intimated voice. "Were are they?"

I fought about it.With who? Did you lose? Did they kill you? Then all of a sudden….. "Longdon." It must be really long at this time of year... I said. I told him which street. He went and called some people and did some stuff. After a few mistunes It's official: Dumbledore can't carry a tune to save his life. he came back and said people were going out looking for them. After a while someone called him again. He said that they had been found. Draco, Vampire and I all left to our rooms together. I went with Draco to wait in the nurses office while Vampire went to slit his wrists in his room.His godfather has just been found, and his immediate reaction is to slit his wrists? What kind of screwed up mind did you give poor Harry, Tara? We looked at each other's gothic, derperessed eyes. Then, we kissed. Suddenly Serious and Lucian came in on stretchers….and Proffesor Sinister who is an extremely sinister bitch was behind them!1

Well, another chapter again. I guess I'm going to watch porn and eat crackers now... or at least crackers, since I don't exactly watch porn...