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Giorno's POV
The gang is complete except for Fugo whom Giorno assigned to complete his Purple Haze Feedback mission and Trish who won't be arriving in a couple of hours, so that was a flat out lie, the gang is incomplete. They are lounging around relaxing in Giorno's mansion.
"I like... Woke up surrounded by plants and stuff!" Narancia exclaimed.
"Yeah, that was my doing." his boss replied.
"So you are going back to school, Narancia?" Bruno asked, sipping his not piss tea.
"Yeah! Well, since Fugo isn't around anymore. And I promised myself that. Unless he comes back."
Giorno smiled.
"Hey stop smiling at me, Giorno! I'm still older than you!"
"Sorry, sorry."
Italy, alternate JoJoverse
Ring!
Ring!
"Bonjo- OH, JOTARO!" Polnareff greeted rather excitedly.
"Good grief, you still sound obnoxious as ever."
"How'd you-"
"I can rewrite reality remember?"
"Oh right."
Suddenly Jotaro appeared behind him to prove his point.
"Ahh! It feels awesome to see you guys again." the frenchman exclaimed, waking the sleeping Kakyoin.
The redhead rubbed his eyes and yawn.
"Oh hey, Jotaro, how's your mother?"
"She's fine."
Polnareff clasped his hands. "Okay! We're gonna used that power of yours to formulate a plan to-"
Suddenly Diavolo popped right in front of them.
"HUNGH?! How did I get here??" the don asked.
"Huh?? How did you get here??" the frenchman asked.
Jotaro cleared his throat.
"Oh... Right. You can do anything with that ability!" Polnareff smiled.
"So..."
"So."
"So."
"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!"
Back to Giorno's POV
"So... What else can I do, Gold Experience Requiem Over Heaven?"
"You can cross multiple dimensions, master." GEROH politely said.
"Oh, so I can go dimension-hopping with the ga-" Giorno was cut off.
"Unfortunately, my power limits that, only you can do so."
"Hmmm... Show me an example."
zap*
Giorno found himself in a hotel room where 3 guys are beating the shit out of Diavolo.
"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAOR-"
"HORAHORAHORA-"
"EMERALD SPLASH!"
He shrugged "Nothing to see here." and decided to get out of there.
zap*
Giorno opened his eyes to find himself outside Beacon Academy. He looked around and asked "Where am I?"
"Beacon Academy, Remnant." his stand replied.
He saw 3 people, another blonde guy, a girl with black and red outfit and huge muscleman wearing a crop top and...
"The star shaped birthmark..." he muttered.
"GEROH, who is that man?"
"GEROH?" his stand replied with an amused expression.
"Yeah, your name is ridiculously long so I shortened it."
"Ahh, yes. That man is Joseph S. Joestar, 18 years old. According to your family tree he was the grandson of Jonathan J. Joestar, your real biological father and the son of George P. Joestar II, your half brother. So that means he is your nephew."
Giorno had an awed expression on his face "Woah, I have a nephew who is older than me..."
"That girl beside him is Ruby Rose, same age as master's." his stand continued. Causing Giorno to raise an eyebrow and questioned
"And why exactly are you telling me this?"
"I found out that her type was boys with master's personality."
"Dios mios..."
Ruby's POV
"It's okay if you wanted to skip your fight with that Whammu Pillar Man, JoJo." Jaune told him reassuringly.
"Thanks guys, I knew you'd understand. I just can't relive that fight again grieving about Caesar's death.."
Ruby smiled at her two first friends in Beacon.
"Excuse me."
She heard a voice from behind.
"Huh?" the three of them turned to the source and...
GEROH wasn't fucking kidding.
Everytime I close my eyes, I wake up feeli-
"You're Joseph Joestar, right?" the golden haired gentleman asked.
Ruby stared at him from head to toe. His hair is mesmerizing, his pink outfit shows his chiselled chest cleavage, his pants and shoes are formal and classy, that lip gloss make his lips so distracting and his beautiful blue eyes are killing her...
"Woah..." she whispered.
"Yeah, who's asking?" the JoJo smiled.
"I'm Giorno Giovanna. Your... Uncle..." the boy said rather awkwardly.
"Uncle?? Kid, what are you talking about? We don't even look alike!" the Joestar asked, annoyed.
Giorno sighed and unzipped his top, exposing his abs, causing the girl's face to burn.
'Oh gosh, oh gosh, oh gosh!'
Taking the top off, he turned around to expose his toned back and the star shaped birthmark.
JoJo placed both his hands at his cheeks and can only say three words appropriate in scenarios like this...
"Oh... My God!"
TO BE CONTINUED
*Last Train Home sounds*
Yeah, the Polnareff versus Diavolo fight went a little bit anti climatic
But I swear if you like action stuff, there is going to be fighting in the upcoming chapters.
Also, sorry for making Giorno a little bit OOC, I just had the head canon that he mellowed out after taking the Passione.