Live from SNL! (Part two!)

"We're back on SNL?" I glanced around.

"WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO US?" Luffy wailed, falling out of his chair.

"Ok, we go back for Halloween, but then come back here? Who's teleporting us?" Chibi asked, crossing her arms.

"IT'S THE MIGHTY MOOFIN WITH CANDLES!" Beast Boy squealed, throwing a Snickers bar at Robin.

"Okay, anyways, let's continue with your best moments of Randomness," Jay got the pile of cards out.

"Well, our best moment in chapter seven, hmm?" I grinned, "Well…"

-OMFG FLASHBACK!-

"Let's go to Yumi and Ulrich!"

Bad idea. Very bad.

"Where do babies come fwom?" Dove asked.

Ulrich sighed. Oh well, he'll tell them anyway. They won't understand half of it. "Well, when a mommy and daddy love each very much, they do some-"

Yumi slapped him hard. "No! He meant that they order from the internet!"

-- - -

"Uh…interesting…" Jay blinked.

Everyone glanced at Yumi and Ulrich.

"Seriously. That clip was disturbing," Sami cringed.

"I wonder…why are you guys such perverts?" Jay asked.

"We believe they had several accidents including loss of intelligence," I replied, folding my hands.

"Nebu, have you been reading the dictionary again?" Odd asked.

"...I WAS BORED, DAMNIT!" I sobbed.

"NEXT CHAPTER..." Sami shouted, before chaos broke out.

-OMFG FLASHBACK!-

"….for who?" Robin had a Meepit in his hand.

"AIEEEEY! A MEEPIT! YOU CAN HAVE IT FOR FREEEEE!" He ran out, drowning in the lake and getting eaten by a Giant Meepit in the process.

"…." Robin blinked, then opened the box. A pair was eyes poked out.

"Aww, a –"

About 50 more pairs of eyes poked out, then 50 dogs ran over Robin. You could hear screams, barks, and yelps.

Chibi, Odd, Me, and Luffy ran out. Chibi and I squealed. "OUR PUPPIES CAME!"

Robin whined as they all got off of him.

- - - -

"That looked like it hurt," Jay commented.

"Why the HELL are we doing these as skits? The first time was bad enough!" Robin whined.

"We hate you, that's why," Chibi replied.

"Maybe the dogs released the perverted side of him," Luffy shrugged.

"He's a spandex wearing pansy! What did you expect, him being somewhat smart?" I hissed.

"Spandex wearing pansy...?" Everyone stared.

"Just go to the next chapter," I sighed.

-MORE FLASHBACKS!-

Chibi, Sammy, and I were laughing our little heads off. Ulrich and Jeremy glared, and started dancing like two complete idiots. Then, Ulrich swung Jeremy, and he flew into a table.

"Oops…"

They came in second, and we got a ride home. It was still the private jet, but Shippo kept barfing from his hangover.

"Well, that was fun! When can we go back?" I asked.

"We. Are. Not. Going. Back." Jeremy rubbed his bandaged arm.

"Aw, you're just saying that because you got thrown into a table and looked like a male hooker!" Chibi stuck her tongue out.

- - - - -

No one said anything for a while.

"Male hookers?" InuYasha turned to Chibi.

"Sugar cubes," Chibi answered.

Shippo laughed. "My hangover was fun!"

"We all know what's next..." I hid.

"Oh, hell no..." Chibi whined.

-AGGGH EVIL FLASHBACK!-

Everyone but me, Chibi, Odd and Luffy and the Meepits and the doggies left for dinner. We got bored after a while, so Odd, Luffy and I played some video games. Chibi went to her room, and typed NIO over and over….then, she realized….it spelled ONION!

"OMG! THE ONIONS ARE ATTACKING!" Chibi yelled, running out of her room.

"NEBU! LOCK THE DOORS! LOCK THE WINDOWS! GET THE AIR FRESHNER! THE ONIONS ARE ATTACKING!" Chibi screamed.

- - - - - -

"The tower smelled like crap for weeks," Raven sighed.

"And we kept having vivid nightmares, too," Odd shuddered.

"Yeah, and then a whole war started after that," Starfire nodded.

-TEH WAR!-

"BB, get more cheese! We need lots!" I ordered.

"Why do I have to?" BB asked.

I glared, got my paper fan, and whacked the crap of BB. "YOU LITTLE BAKA! GO GET IT! IF YOU DO NOT, YOU SHALL BECOME EATED, LOWLY BEAN POLE!"

BB whined, and ran outside with 20 bucks.

I poked my head out the door. "AND IF YOU BUY ANY TOFU, I WILL KILL YOU!" I shouted.

-- - - -

"We had french fries and onion rings for appitizers every night!" Chibi exclaimed.

"Lowly bean pole?" Jay raised an eyebrow.

"Yes," I glared, "Do YOU want to be whacked, too?"

"NO!" Jay shook his head. "Just go to the next chapter!"

-VALENTINES DAAAAAAY!-

Little did Robin, know Chibi and I stamped 'Richie the pervert' on everything he owned. On his bed, clothes, cape, mirror...you get the point

Since it was Valentine's Day, everyone was going out. Odd took me out to a place called Che kissy kissy goo goo. I stared at the name, and started laughing. Odd dragged me in to a private room, and Chibi and Luffy snuck up, hiding in the bushes.

"Che kissy kissy goo goo?" Chibi whispered to Luffy. "What kinda name is that?"

Luffy shrugged. "Maybe the owners were romantic sappy nerds."

I heard the two whispering, and dove under the table screaming. "AUGGGH! IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYSPE!" I screamed.

- - - - -

"Che kissy kissy goo goo?"

Chibi and I burst out laughing. "We almost died laughing!"

"It never gets old," Odd sighed happily.

"Neither does the apocalypse thing," Sami laughed.

"Er...ok. Next chapter, please!" Jay flailed his arms.

-FLASHBACK!-

I poked him repeatedly until he grabbed my arm, got the paper fan, and started whacking him, Chibi started to slap Odd, and I just rawred and we hugged the Meepits.

"Ok…well…now what?" Starfire asked.

"I know the ring is for…" I mocked.

BB started jumping like a 5 year old in a candy shop. "OHHH! ME WANTY TO KNOW! ME WANTY TO KNOW!"

- - - -

"It was about Halloween, but nothing funny happened," Sami shrugged.

"Though, it got A LOT more interesting next chapter..." I laughed.

"We had TWO favorite parts," Chibi grinned.

-HALLOWEEEEN!-

"Naruto…..NARUTO!" Chibi screamed, making out with him. Luffy pouted.

"SASUKE! SAAAASSSSSUKKKEEEE!" I screamed, doing that same what Chibi did.

Odd and Luffy stuttered. "B-but…they—they are our girlfriends!"

"CHIBI IS ENGANGED TO ME!" Luffy whined.

Chibi looked up, pushing Naruto aside. "Oopsie."

I pushed Sasuke aside. "Ooopise to me too…."

Sasuke blinked. "Holy crap. My first make-out suggestion."

Naruto was grinning. "Haha! THEY LIKE ME!"

"Don't ruin it."

"Meh."

(Second part!)

The catfight continued. Chibi kept pulling at Nami's hair, and kept hair, and whacking the crap out of her with the paper fan of d00m. Nami hissed, trying punch her.

"You couldn't hit the blind side of a barn!" Luffy shouted.

"You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat!" I shouted.

Nami glared. "Stop with the gay insults!"

Chibi kicked her off the boat. "ROT IN HELL!"

- - - -

"Ooooh, I killed Nami. I was very happy," Chibi laughed.

"We had a party shortly after," Luffy grinned.

"We believe sharks ate her corpse," I laughed evilly.

Jay was now hiding behind the couch. "NEXT!"

-Lalala...-

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WE'RE OUT OF CANNED RAVIOLI!" Odd screamed.

"WHAT? NOOOOOOOOOO!" I cried.

"We still have spaghettios..." Odd sighed.

"It's not the same!" I cried. "NOT THE SAME!"

- - -

"I miss my ravioli!" I cried.

"You're not getting any!" Robin hissed. (Pfft. Asswipe.)

"But I need my ravioli! I need it or I will explode!" I sobbed.

"You're Invader Zim obsessed, aren't you?" Jay asked.

"...maybe..." My eyes were shifty.

Jay remained silent.

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