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Title: Patient 0917401

Genre: Romance/Humor/Drama

Summary: :ItaSaku AU Drabble Series: "I'll be her counselor for her whole 31-day stay." In which Sakura winds up with Itachi Uchiha being her 'counselor' for her stay at the hospital. Things are bound to get weird.

Type: Drabble

Pairing: Sakura/Itachi

Current: 26/31


Day 26.

I have decided that the world is a cruel, merciless place.

From breaking your heart to shiny hair, this world definitely sucks more than bad fanfiction. And when I say that, that means it really burns.

I don't understand why they had to pair me up with him. Couldn't they pair me up with some elderly woman who I would hate so much I'd be so happy to finally get out? Instead, they decided, "Let's pair up the teenage girl with the attractive young man who she will surely develop feelings for!" A young man who is very uninterested in a certain teenage girl.

"Damnit."

"Don't you such vulgar language Ms. Haruno." That is of course not Itachi. That is my case worker, a creepy man who looks at me in inappropriate ways. Itachi is in fact sitting next to him, looking every bit as uncomfortable as me.

"So Sakura, do have anything else left to say to me before our next meeting?" This guy was the one who decided that I needed to be hospitalized for 31 days, this is the asshole who put me in this situation to start with, so yeah, I do have a few words to say to him.

"Fuck you."

Itachi gives me a small grin, and my heart speeds up a little bit. If it weren't for that god damn caseworker, this wouldn't have happened. I wouldn't be getting my heart broken.

Asshole.