Chirp, chirp. Blue jays bounced on the windowsill of the small cottage. In a room, walls painted tan to match the double bed's blankets, light gently stared at the two figures in the bed. Finally, after thirty minutes of fighting the sunlight, the figures stirred and rolled to face each other. The man spoke first, softly:
"Did you sleep well, Kari?" He smiled, and rubbed a hand over hers.
"Yawn... Wha...?" She stretched while under the covers. "Oh, yeah... I kept hearing Gumbo howling at the midnight cats..."
"Cats, huh?" Oni grinned. "I like to think you're my little kitty," He growled as he rolled on top of her, making her laugh.
"Yeah, sure, and you being a dog means you're gonna howl, huh?"
"Oh, I definitely think I'd howl for you, heh heh..." He pressed his lips on hers, but they suddenly broke apart from a loud whistle:
"Momma and daddy, sittin' in a tree," A little boy, under the doorway, sang playfully. "F-U-C-K-I-N-G!" It took a moment, but then the two parents' jaws dropped.
"M-Majora! That is NOT the kind of language you use!!!!" Kari gawked while the little boy giggled.
"Majora," Oni had this one covered. "If you don't stop talking like that, sne hurry and take Gumbo for a walk, Mommy and Daddy are gonna start working on that little sister you always wanted!" Oni threatened, and Majora didn't think twice before dashing out the house, dragging the hound named Gumbo behind him.
"Oh-ho, that was mean," Kari smiled. "No wonder he's the way he is... He got some of your chromosomes, how could I not know? ... Anyway, let me get up... I have work today, and you have to go help Hanz at the carpenter shop too, anyway!"
"Awwww," Oni whined. "I really did wanna work on that little sister though." He grinned, and ran his fingers through her hair. They both smiled, kissed, and then he moved off of her. "Alright, alright... I'll take the little brat to school as well..." He scratched his head lazily as he got up and put on a brown tunic. Stretching once more, he walked to the room's doorway and stopped. Turning back, he smiled: "I love you Kari." This caught her attention, and patted the blanket:
"I love you too, Oni."
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Author: Now THAT was a fitting ending, I think... Also, we're gonna discuss- in this bonus part- what happened to other characters.
Majora: ... You named their son... Majora. After me.
Author: Yeah. So?
Majora: That is so kind of you... (puts hand on forehead) Do you have a fever?
Author: Argh! Let's hurry up and get this over with!
Oni: Let's see... What ever happened to Kentos and Osa, author lady?
Kari: They got married and moved to the mountains... They have quite the annoying kids... (twitchy eye, had to babysit)
Majora: And Hanz?
Author: He married Erika, that one popular girl... Now he owns a carpentry shop.
Oni: No hard feelings... Right Hanz?
Hanz: ... Sure, Oni, sure.
Author: As for Mr. Rock... He became a lawyer! And now he is trying to sue construction for using rocks in the stone age... Is there anyone else we didn't cover?
Majora: Who cares, they're not important...
Kari: Majora, considering we didn't discuss you, you just called yourself unimportant.
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Majora: My mask was used years later to bring the moon down on clock town for mass destruction by skull kid. God, didn't you ever play Majora's Mask?
Kari/Oni: Nope.
Author: I did! (grins) Oh... As for Oni's tights-
Oni: Leggings!
Author: They... did tight stuff... Seriously, you should donate them to a ballet place!
Oni: ... You're all so cruel... Except Kari! Kari's awesome! (glomps Kari)
Kari: ... (tasers) I'm going to get pizza. Anyone else?
Majora: Count me in.
Author: Me too! You're paying!
(Author/Kari/Majora leave)
Oni: Why does this always happen to me... You love me, son, right? (Grabs Majora- the son version)
Majora, kid: ... I want pizza! (runs after)