Radar had a faint blush on his cheeks as he stood to give his report. "I've been home for two years now, looking after Ma and the farm and all."
He grinned widely. "I met a girl named Patty when I was still over in Korea, and it wasn't long after that I fell in love with her, heads and heels and everything. Some of you knew that, but what I didn't tell you is that she and I decided to get married and went ahead and did."
Radar shrugged shyly while the whole room broke out in whistles and applause. "Surprise."