"What's up, bitches?" Sango asked, walking in with two boxes of pizza. We all sat at the dining room table, me next to Inuyasha and across from Sango and Miroku. Sango opened the first box, "Ew, what the hell is on this?"
"The most delicious combination of foods you have ever seen," Miroku said, taking the box from her.
"Who orders pizza with everything on it?" Sango asked, looking over at it.
"Well, obviously I do. Now eat your boring plain cheese pizza and leave mine alone," he joked, stuffing his mouth full of pizza.
"We need new boyfriends, Sango," I said.
"Why would you want a new boyfriend when you have an incredibly sexy one right here?" Inuyasha asked.
"Where?" I asked. "I don't see one."
"Oh, well then, it won't distract you if I take my shirt off..." He pulled his shirt over his head and handed it to me. "You, like, collect those, don't you?"
"I have one, asshole. And you hardly even have abs..." I looked over at Sango to keep my eyes off of Inuyasha.
"He definitely has abs," Miroku said. "Though, they pale in comparison to mine."
"You're both scrawny compared to Sesshomaru," I said honestly.
"Oh God, you've seen him shirtless?" Sango asked. "I'm so jealous."
"While he was playing basketball... you should be jealous, Sango."
"But if it was Inuyasha and I talking about a girl's chest, you'd be calling us perverts..." Miroku said, sighing. "Why do girls get a free pass to say whatever they want?"
"Because we have the tits," Sango said.
"We have the-"
"Miroku!"
"...Adams apples."
"What the hell are you listening to?" Inuyasha asked, sitting next to me in my car. Sango and Miroku climbed in back.
"Springsteen by Eric Church. Why?" I asked, driving on to the road.
"This sounds like shit," he said, reaching toward the dial.
I slapped his hand away, "That's funny, coming from you. Have you ever listened to your music? Not exactly something to be proud of. And I like country music."
"Nobody likes country music," he said simply.
"Can't argue with that logic," Miroku said.
"Then why is it on the radio?" I countered. I turned the volume up ridiculously high to annoy Inuyasha.
"You have horrible taste in music," Inuyasha said.
"Well, she obviously has some sense," Sango said, "She doesn't listen to you."
"Oooohhhhhhhh," Miroku and I said together. I glanced back to grin at him.
"It's funny how you guys make fun of me, but who's the nineteen-year-old millionaire?" Having nothing to say, I pulled in to his garage and turned the car off. I walked in to the house after Inuyasha, then Sango and I turned to walk upstairs. She walked over to my closet and began searching it.
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"Picking out your outfit for to tonight. Or should we go shopping?"
"Shopping? My closet is full enough, and is their even any room in yours?"
She laughed. "I guess you have a point, but I don't wear most of them. We could sort through old ones and give some away, then go shopping?"
I sighed, "Can we skip the shopping? Tell me where you're dragging me to tonight and I'll pick out an outfit."
"You're no fun, Kaggie. And we're hitting the club! We're eighteen, might as well make the most of it, right?"
I rolled my eyes. "There are two reasons people go to clubs; to get wasted or to hook up. And since we're underage and we're not easy, it wouldn't be much fun."
"Come on, Kagome. If it'd be more enjoyable for you, I'm sure someone would buy you a few drinks."
I laughed, "I'll have to pass. How about some movies instead?"
She sighed and sat defeated on my bed. "Okay, I guess so. Can we at least go buy some ice cream for tonight?"
I grinned, "What, you thought I would watch movies with no ice cream? Come on," I said, grabbing my car keys from my dresser.
We walked downstairs to see Sesshomaru and his fiancé, who was sporting a small bump on her stomach. Sango elbowed me with wide eyes.
"You allow them to live with two young ladies?" His fiancé, who I think is named Kagura, said. "They're much too young."
"We're all legally adults," I said, annoyed. "Mind your own business."
"Oh shit," Miroku said under his breath.
"Excuse me?" Her blood red eyes glared daggers at me, which ticked me off more.
"Did I stutter?"
"Inuyasha," she said, now ignoring me. "That's not the 'Kagome' I've heard of, is it?"
He cleared his throat awkwardly, loosing his cool under the glare of his brother's pregnant whore. "Kagura, this is my girlfriend, Kagome."
Her expression said something along the lines of, "Oh helllllllll no," but she pressed her lips together and said nothing.
Sesshomaru looked cool as usual, even though it was pretty obvious Kagura and I were off to a bad start. "Kagura and I are expecting a baby," he announced.
I feel bad for the growing child in Kagura. Fluffy isn't really the 'father' type, and Kagura seems about as motherly as a spider. They eat their own kids, right? But we all say "congratulations" like we don't realize that these two are going to be the worst parents in Japan.
"As much as we'd like to stick around," I said, "Sango and I were just heading out."
"Goodbye," Kagura said immediately. I narrowed my eyes and Sango dragged me by my wrist out the door.
"Either she's having mood swings or she's always a bitch," Sango said.
"Well," I say, sticking the key in the engine. "She is with Sesshomaru. I'm guessing she's just a bitch."
I drive a few minutes to CVS and we head inside, walking to the freezers. "The thought of Sesshomaru getting married is weird enough, but knocking her up before they're husband and wife?" Sango chuckled.
"Whatever, I don't even care as long as I'm not invited to the wedding." We choose our ice cream, check out, and then Sango put the bag in the back of the car while I looked for Redbox movies. "They don't have anything good," I told her.
"We'll watch old movies," she said. "The Notebook, A Walk to Remember, shit like that."
"Since when have I ever wanted to watch movies like that?" I asked, sitting in the car and starting to drive back home.
"Well, tonight we're going to cry and watch sad movies, so sucks for you. Should I ask Ayame to come?"
"Yeah. While you have your phone out, make sure Sesshomaru and Kagura left."
My phone beeps, and I check it at a red light. "Never mind, Inuyasha just texted me and said its safe to go back now."
"Sucks to be you," Sango said. "Kagura's going to be your sister-in-law."
I laughed, "Yeah, right."
"Really! And I'll be your maid of honor, and you'll get married on a beach and Inuyasha's fans will come and cry because he'll never be available again."
"Sounds lovely."
"I'm serious. You should see the things those crazy chicks say about you."
"I never see anything," I said.
"Well yeah, you still use Facebook. Girls tweet about their obsession with your boyfriend all day."
"That's creepy," I said, not really caring. I pull in to the driveway then grab the bag from the backseat.
"So," she continues. "I made you a twitter."
"How fantastic," I hold the door open for her and she rolls her eyes.
"Well, I had to. There are fake accounts with your name. You're like, famous."
"It's always been a dream of mine to be famous on twitter," I said sarcastically as we stuffed the ice cream in to our freezer.
"Dream high," Miroku said, pouring a glass of orange juice. "Sango, will you make me a sandwich?"
"Why do you think Subway exists?" She takes his glass from him and goes to sit on the couch.
"Someone make dinner," I moaned.
"We were invited to Fluffy's, actually," Miroku said. "Well, Inuyasha, Sango, and I were invited."
I couldn't help but laugh. "Good, I honestly would've been insulted if they invited me."
"Let's do something fun. Let's go to Taco Bell," Miroku suggested.
"I can't go to Taco Bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. God, Miroku, you're so stupid!" She ran from the room in to the kitchen, and I had to laugh.
"Wait, Sango, talk to me!" He called, following her.
"No one understands me..." she moaned.
"I understand you!"
"What are they talking about?" Inuyasha asked, looking confused.
"You don't know?" I asked, crossing my arms. "You can't sit with us."
"Do we need to watch Mean Girls?" Sango calls from the kitchen.
"I think he may need to see it," I respond.
"First, however," Miroku says. "I believe Inuyasha has a question for you, Kagome."
"No, I will not bear your children," I tell him.
Inuyasha smirks and takes my hand. "Kagome Higurashi, would you be my girlfriend?"
I blink twice and sigh, "Why do you randomly do things like this?"
"Is that a no? Because I'm willing to bribe you with Taco Bell," he says, winking.
I bite my lip. How much can you reject this guy before he takes a hint? "You know what? Yeah, I will. But I reserve the right to break up with you anytime I want without you deciding to hate me forever. Deal?"
"How romantic," Sango sarcastically says, rolling her eyes as she enters the room. Inuyasha leans in and kisses me, and after a moment I push him away.
"Yeah, you can't do that whenever you want, either."
"When have I ever listened to you when you told me not to kiss you?" He asks, leaning in once more. I block him with a pillow.