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Looper Mayhem!
26.
For some reason the time looper Keitaro Urashima found himself stranded in the middle of London... during a massive zombie infestation that had turned most of the populace of London into ravenous, living dead people who liked to devour the brains and everything else of those who were not.
Luckily after holing himself up in an apartment for weeks and living on a diet of rats and whatever water he could find, he managed to sneak out and hole himself up in a super market with lots of preserved foodstuffs.
Soon other time loopers wound up this nightmare dimension and sought refuge in his hiding place. Three people. One British police officer named Seras Victoria who let out that most of the time she would end up a vampire. Leona Ozaki another police officer from some far-off future. Hikaru Gosunkugi, a creepy fellow countryman from Japan.
When the food started to run out they decided that it was time to get out of town, and luckily Leona found just the vehicle that would help them.
Hours later a Challenger 2 MBT was seen rolling out of London, crushing living dead by the dozens under its threads and blasting whatever worse monstrosities to pieces with the big 120mm rifled tank gun.
"It sure ain't Bonaparte, but at least it gets the job done." Leona commented as she steered the tank towards their escape and salvation.
"Here's another HEAT round, Victoria-san," Gosunkugi said as he staggered forward almost dropping it before managing to finally load it.
"Thanks," the female gunner replied as she let out a burst from the co-axial machine gun and mowed down a throng of zombies.
"Maybe we should switch places," Keitaro offered while seated in the tank commander's seat.
"I think I'll manage for a minute or two, Urashima-san..."
After getting out of London and each of them getting back into their respective time loop dimensions, all of them tried their best to forget the whole affair...
(At least I didn't lose my mind and go postal in a tank this time,) Keitaro thought. He had learned to handle various tanks after committing numerous hijackings and subsequent postal rampages that would paint most towns red with blood.
Author's notes: This is actually Postal Keitaro during his more stable periods.