Episode 25 To Sell or not to sell 11/24/13 (Mid-Season Final)
Ice King can sell his Ice Kingdom for more Coke Cola or he can keep it...but if he doesn't earn money in twelve days he's going to die anyways...
"So all I'm saying is you can sell the Ice Kingdom, or you can keep it." The Lich I mean weird man in the cloak said.
"But can't I sell like half of the Ice Kingdom?" Ice King asked.
"No."
"What about Seventy-Five Percent?"
"No."
"Not even like Ninety-Five Percent?" Ice King asked stupidly.
"No. Either you give it to me or you don't." The Lich said starting to get annoyed.
"Alright. Let me think on it."
"Whatever, I'll be back in a half hour."
"Alright."
Later.
"Gunter what should I do?" Ice King asked for advice.
"Quack. (Translation: What do you mean?)" Gunter said not looking up from his game.
"I'm trying to decide whatever or not to sell- something."
"Quack. (Translation: What?)" Gunter asked not really caring.
"Uh something not that important."
"Quack. (Translation: Well if it's not important then sell it.)" Gunter said still not looking up from his game.
"But what if people get pissed."
"Quack. (Translation: Well f*ck them.)"
"But what if it's not important to me but it is to other people?"
"Quack. (Translation: Are they important to you?)"
"No." Ice King said starting to agree with him.
"Quack. (Translation: Then just don't pay any attention to them.)" Ice King
Later.
"Quack. (Translation: YOU SOLD WHAT!)"
"Well I was going to die if I didn't get the money. Plus I really wanted that Coke Cola."
"Quack. (Translation: You are evil.)"
"Yep." Ice King said.
AN: I'm sorry that I didn't update yesterday when I was suppose to.
