Lee
1. Try to earn him a spot in 'The Lion King; ON BROADWAY!'
2. Or at least a spot in a plastic surgeon's office. 'I am sick; SICK and TIRED of seeing all you people with your weird noses!'
3. Keep agitating him about how PMS-sy he was when Ray left the village. JEALOUS much?!
4. And not to mention inconsiderate; Make sure Galeon knows that Lee was going to dump him for Driger.
5. Call attention to all the family drama he has; I mean, jesus man, how bad do you have to be before your own GRANDFATHER gives your best friend a legendary bitbeast?
6. Make fun of his shoes. 'Ballerina much?'
7. And much like Ozuma, PUT ON A GODDAMN SHIRT!
8. If he refuses, you can say 'Well, the least you could do is dye your hair. The gray is really cramping our hip young style.'
9. Then recommend he go hang out with Grandpa and .
10. Cram he and Ozuma in the same room; Make them have a fight. Bet on who will win.
11. Of course you'd bet on Ozuma.
12. Sodomize how he's always around Mariah. 'INCEST!'
13. Say 'Oh and Lee! Here's another tip: TAKE OFF THOSE DAMN ARM BANDAGES! Got a broken bone or something?!'
14. Release Galeon back into the wild.
15. But put Lee in a zoo.
16. Whenever you see him, call him Simba.
17. Or Mufasa.
18. When he gets pissed off, tell him 'Hakuna Matata.'
19. Laugh as he gets madder.
20. Kidnap Mariah; Blame Ray. (May result in injury from all participants)