A word to the wise: the true group of 'C-Warriors' is never definite; it always changes, as you have seen throughout this crazy little crackfic.
Also, any phrases or things you don't understand, look it up please.
It had been two days since the camping trip began...now, it is early morning...
"...Kakarrot..."
"Yes, Vegeta-eta-eta-eta?"
Vegeta sat up in his sleeping bag and glared at Goku. "...Why the fuck are we even out in the middle of the woods anyway?"
"Didn't I tell you," Goku replied in a hush whisper, because the others were still asleep, "I wanted to prove to my wife that I'm not gay-"
"THIS WON'T PROVE ANYTHING, YOU KNOW! IF YOU HAD SEX WITH HER, THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE, BUT THIS...THIS IS A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME!!!" Vegeta hissed.
"...Really?"
"Kakarrot...you want to prove to her that you're not gay, so how is going out into the middle of the woods with a bunch of handsome men going to help make that possible? You screwed everything up!"
Goku gasped. "You're...you're right!"
"Obviously..."
Standing up, Goku blasted the tent to pieces and shouted, "EVERYONE, WAKE THE HELL UP...NOW!!!"
"Ugh...w...what is it, dad?" Gohan grunted as he rubbed his eyes and yawned. Piccolo, Broly and Junior Commissioner Skye Gordon were pretty pissed to have been awakened so suddenly.
"WE'RE HEADIN' BACK HOME! THIS CAMPING TRIP TURNED OUT TO BE A FOOLISH WASTE OF TIME!!!" Goku declared.
"No way! We can't leave yet! I need that bear's phone number first so I can invite him to meet the family some time!" Skye Gordon cried.
"Sorry...but my word is law!"
Vegeta smirked. 'Finally...we can go back home...AND I CAN HAVE MY BACON AGAIN...AND SPONGEBOB!!!'
Broly, however, was not happy with this in the slightest. "L...LET'S PLAY SOME TETRIS, MOTHERFUCKER?!! LET'S PLAY SOME TETRIS, MOTHERFUCKER! LET'S PLAY SOME-"
"Broly, you can stop talking like that now," Goku snapped in a serious tone, "We already know you can speak normally, all the way back in chapter 1, for crying out loud!!!"
"L...L...Let's play some t-tetris...m-m-motherfucker..." Broly whimpered sadly, tears forming in his eyes.
"NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID, GOKU! YOU MADE BROLY CRY!!!" Piccolo exclaimed.
Goku shrugged. "Hey, if he wants to act like a frickin' baby and cry, then let him...not my problem..."
'WHOA...GOKU IS SERIOUSLY YANDERE RIGHT NOW...'
Lying on his back, Broly kicked and screamed like a little child. "LET'S PLAY SOME TETRIS, MOTHERFUCKER! LET'S PLAY SOME TETRIS, MOTHERFUCKER!! LET'S PLAY SOME TETRIS, MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
"Calm down, Broly! Calm down!" Gohan cried, waving a small cat toy in front of the large man's eyes. Eventually, Broly stopped crying and, taking the little doll in his big arms, started rocking it back and forth while smiling happily.
"OH YEAH! TAKE THAT, PRESIDENT BUSH!!!" Junior Commissioner Skye Gordon bellowed.
"This might seem off-topic," Vegeta spoke up, "But this all reminds me of an old scene of ours a long time ago..."
Goku walks into the room and notices Vegeta eating a pie.
"Ooh, you got some pie, huh? Can I have a piece?"
"Uh...sure." Vegeta hands him the plate and stops eating.
"Ooh, let me have some of that Cool 'Hwhip'!" Goku exclaims.
Vegeta blinks a few times in confusion. "What'd you say?"
"You can't have a pie without Cool 'Hwhip'!" Goku replies.
"Cool 'Hwhip'?" Vegeta asks.
"Cool 'Hwhip', yeah..."
"You mean Cool Whip,"
"Yeah, Cool 'Hwhip'..."
"Cool Whip,"
"Cool 'Hwhip',"
"Cool Whip,"
"Cool 'Hwhip',"
"You're saying it weird. Why are you putting so much emphasis on the 'H'?"
"What are you talking about? I'm just saying it - Cool 'Hwhip'. You put Cool 'Hwhip' on pie. Pie tastes better with Cool 'Hwhip'!"
"Say 'whip',"
"Whip,"
"Now say 'Cool Whip',"
"Cool 'Hwhip',"
"Cool Whip,"
"Cool 'Hwhip',"
"Cool Whip,"
"Cool 'Hwhip',"
"YOU'RE EATING PICCOLO'S AFRO!!!"
"OH MY GOD!!!"
Vegeta chuckled to himself and shook his head. "Heh heh heh...good times, good times..."
'SO THAT'S WHERE MY AFRO WENT!' Piccolo realized.
Let's take a look at what's going on inside Gohan's mind at the moment: 'I kissed a girl and I liked it...the taste of her cherry chopstick...'
"THIS CONVERSATION IS TOTALLY IRREVELANT TO THE UPCOMING PLOT TWIST!!!"
Suddenly, Majin Boo and Videl stepped out from behind a large tree, both of them dressed in chicken suits.
"I TOLD YA!!!"
Goku gasped. "M-Majin Boo-kun! Videl!! What're you two doing here?! ...And why are you both wearing chicken suits?"
"Well, it's a long story..." Majin Boo began, but Junior Commissioner Skye Gordon cut him off and exclaimed, "YOU TWO HAVE AN INDECENT RELATIONSHIP! THUS...I SHALL BURN YOU BOTH TO THE FIERY PITS OF HELL!!!"
Goku karate-chopped Skye Gordon in the back of the neck and he collapsed onto the ground. "Anyway," Goku continued without a second thought, "I think you two should come back to the city with us! Sound good?"
"We can dig it!" Videl replied.
"Good!" Goku flew up into the sky and looked around for a while. After about 30 minutes, he finally came back down.
"Well...what's up, Kakarrot?" Vegeta asked.
Goku sighed. "I...I think we're lost...I have no idea where we are...sorry..."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUCK?!"
"LET'S PLAY SOME TETRIS, MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
"BROOKLYN RAGE!!!"
"OH YEAH?! PREPARE TO FEEL MY...EGYPTIAN RAGE!!!"
"MY VOICE GIVES ME SUPER STRENGTH!!!"
"HOW MANY LINES FROM YU-GI-OH ABRIDGED ARE WE GONNA RIP OFF?!"
"I HAVE NO IDEA!!!"