Asdf: Thanks. I know, I know, I've been hitting you all with the angst. (Though I actually considered Undercover to be humorous…) I'm trying to stop, but my imagination is beginning to run dry. But you gave my a prompt (sort of) so I knocked myself out and really tried to think up some bromance. I hope you like it.

A/N: By the way, does anyone else have any prompts? First lines, basic ideas? I have enough words… I have about three more drabbles written out after this, but I'm running low on ideas.

Another thing: everyone keeps saying that they like my made up words. That makes me kind of nervous, because I'm not really making up words. (Okay, with the exception of Undrunkified.) Lots of words are still correct with Un- on them… Spell check and dictionary (.com) agree.

Long AN that time, but it all needed to be said.


26. Undignified

"Arthur, cut this out!"

"No."

"People are looking…"

"People always look at the future king."

"Gwen is watching!"

"She'll understand… Stop wriggling, Merlin!"

"Arthur, please, I don't need your help!"

"Stop fighting. That's a command from your master."

"You are embarrassing us both, Arthur. I can—"

"Merlin. You just fell down two consecutive flights of stairs and hit your head on every step. You probably broke something… There is no way you can walk to Gaius's unaided after that. Better a little embarrassed than injured even more seriously."

And so he continued to carry his friend bridal-style through Camelot.