50 Ways to Annoy Severus Snape

by Lupa Dracolis

In which Snape gets rick rolled, loses the game, gets sneezed on, gets charmed red and gold, and followed around by a bottle of shampoo. T because I wouldn't feel safe otherwise.

26. And the Slytherin common room

"Professor! Professor!" the whiny cries of Draco Malfoy roused Snape from what had been a pleasant, untroubled sleep. He sighed.

"What is it, Malfoy?" he enquired, clad in black dressing gown and slippers, and green pajamas.

"The Common Room, sir! Someone has done something to it! It's…." while speaking, Malfoy had led him the short way to the Slytherin Dungeon, quickly uttered the password, and stepped aside to let Snape enter. He need waste no more words. The entire room was glowing with a pleasant, golden light, and everything in it – and I mean EVERYTHING – was a bright Gryffindor red.