"Kevin, little did you know that my mother was actually a… a…" Eddy looked very important, suddenly. "An angel!"
I gasped. "Oh Eddy, no wonder you're so graceful!" I cried, and I ran up to hug him. He pushed me away…
"Eddy, why?!" I said tearfully.
"You'll see," Eddy said. "ANyway, so like I was saying, I am half angle… I have large white wings that come out whenever I want them to, and can fly. I also have a special power!" He put his hands together and suddenly they glowed an angelic light. I gasped, in awe of the beautiful.
"Angle…. BEAM!" He yelled, and the light shot out of his hands like a lazer.
"Oh yeah?!" Kevin asked, cocking his gun. "Well take this!" And suddenly he fired his gun many times.
"NOOOOOOO!" I screamed, running inbetween the two attacks. "Eddy, Kevin, why must you fight! I love you both with all my heart, why can't you accept that and just love me anyway?! I mean oh my God, please end this madness! It has to stop! I love you both, I love you!"
"Avril, NOOOOO!" Kevin and Eddy screamed.
I thought I was going to die, but theeeeen…
A mysterious stranger grabbed me just in time, and pushed me out of the way. Then he took Kevin and Eddy and moved them out of the way of the angel beam and the bullets. He was very graceful, muscular, thin, and then it hit me… EDD!