A/N ScarletMoone/LGP Moonlight here, taking over for Liif3 for a chapter.
(In dressing room)
Scarlet: (Brushing hair) Alright, the show's starting. (gets up and walks on set.)
(On Set)
Carly: Where's Liif3?
Bob: How should I know?
Sam: (eating ham)
Scarlet: Konnichiwa!
Spencer: De nada!
All: -.-
Scarlet: (sits in random blue chair that appears out of nowhere) Alright, so welcome to…
Audience: iAsk the Cast!
Scarlet: Now, we have more dares. Bob, bring me a slip of doom!
Bob: Say what now?
Scarlet: I play too many Wii games :/ Bring me a dare.
Bob: (brings stack of paper as tall as Eiffel Tower)
Carly: Isn't that dangerous?
Scarlet: Shush. (pulls paper from middle of stack carefully) Seddie Star has a dare!
I dare the Carly, Sam, Freddie, Spencer, Gibby, Mrs. Benson, Griffin, Socko, Tyler, No One, Liif3, Bob and Freight train from the future to come and visit all of you!
Carly: But how is there a future if we're here?
Sam: I have no idea what that's supposed to mean.
Scarlet: SHUSH! (pulls out magic wand and waves it; cat with wings appears)
Cat: WHERE AM I?
Carly: O-M-G, It talks.
Scarlet: Sorry, Wish! (poofs cat away) Aha, I think I got it. (poofs up hula dancers)
Sam: Gimme. (takes wand and poofs up ham then eats it)
Scarlet: Aw geez O.O Lemme try again. (waves wand and all from the future arrive)
Future Socko: Sup. I made socks from my beard.
Present Socko: Epicness, old me!
Future Carly: We're married to Gibby (smiles)
Future Gibby: How did this happen?
Present Cibby: O.o
Scarlet: What, I don't get a future me?
Future Spencer: Hey, we won an award at the art museum!
Present Spencer: Who's the luckiest booger ever?
Future Spencer: Us!
Scarlet: (being ignored) Remind me to tell Liif3 that I stashed hidden cameras all over her studio.
Future FT: Gustavo fired us.
Present FT: No wonder we look like a hobo.
Scarlet: ALRIGHT, FUN'S OVER! (waves wand and future people disappear)
And I am going to give everyone (including Liif3, Bob and Freight train.) 5 hundred dollars, or you can take a chance and you can take what is in one of these four boxes, and only four people can pick one of the boxes.
Sam: I pick dah money.
Carly: Money.
All but Gibby: Money!
Gibby: I wanna choose box one.
Scarlet: Good for you, Gib. Now, let's go to our next slip of doom! (pulls sheet from bottom of stack) Hey, it's my dares.
Sam- I dare you to eat ham.
Sam: EASY. (gobbles up ham then falls asleep; starts walking around like zombie)
Carly: What did you do to her, Scarlet?
Scarlet: Sleepwalking potion, hehe.
Freddie- Why you so stooopid? xD JK.
Freddie: I would say Sam put you up to this, but you're too nice.
Scarlet: LIES! (smacks Freddie with ban hammer and sends him flying)
Carly- Who do you have a crush on? Not including Gibby or people you've dated in the past or currently.
Carly: Nobody.
Scarlet: LIES AGAIN! (smacks Carly with ban hammer and gets same result.) Now, I need to pick a new dare. (gets ladder and picks paper at the very top) Mine again. What were there only seven dares?
Sam- I dare you to parachute off the Appalachian Mountains wearing a dress made of ham.
Socko: Too late for that.
Freddie- I give you a coupon to smack Sam with a frying pan whenever you want. And no one, not even the person can take it.
Spencer: You bounced Freddie to China.
Scarlet: If there were only seven dares for the last episode, then what are all these other papers? (looks)
Bob: I picked up all the papers I found.
Scarlet: Augh! Who printed out M Rated FanFictions? (shreds papers) Well, our show time isn't out yet. Is anyone up for a game?
Bob: Since when do we have a show time? We end it whenever we choose.
Scarlet: What, there's nothing else on this channel?
Sam: (waking up) How did I get on the ceiling?
Scarlet: (poofs Sam down) I'm bored. Go to a commercial break.
(Commercial)
(Freddie is break dancing, shuffling his feet and jumping up and down.)
Sam: What are you doing, nub?
Freddie: A commercial.
(Sam walks to camera, does tap dance, then turns it off.)
(Commercial)
Scarlet: (checks watch) that was five seconds long.
Bob: Ok, we're boring the viewers. Half the audience left in the middle of the show.
Scarlet: Oh well. Liif3 will see you next time on iAsk the Cast! Bye!
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A/N: Liif3 here. Thanks Scarlet for taking over (: Next chapter we're bringing in Brad (the new iCarly intern)and Sam's mom, Pam! So leave questions and dares for them and I'll update ASAP. (: