In this chapter, Hal's family visits. Meanwhile, Jeff gets left out in Hal's activities (HOORAY FOR SUBPLOTS!) This chapter is fun, so grab a King Scoopa Koopa and have fun reading this very interesting chapter.

"My family's visiting today, Jeff." Hal said.

"Really? What's it going to be like?" Jeff said.

"Hehe, I bet you're wondrous personality is what makes you so cute." Hal giggled while patting Jeff on the head and blushing. "I'll be sooo fabulous! And when they leave, I won't have to be sad because we can close our eyes while they leave!"

The doorbell rang.

Hal went to the door.

"Hi guys!" Hal said in his most homosexual tone.

"Big bwotha!" Hal's littlest brother, 6-year old Phil said.

"C'mere, bro!" Hal said and hugged him.

"Hugs for me!" Hal's other brother, 7-year old Chris said.

"Of course I couldn't forget you!" Hal said and hugged them both as Jeff stared on, jealous.

(GET READY FOR THE B-PLOT)

"You can be my friend while Hal has his reunion, Mr. Clock and Mr. Pillow!" Jeff said and laughed maniacally.

"So, how are you doing without me?" Hal asked his family while painting his toenails different colors.

"Well it just isn't the same without you in that little room, so we're making plans to have another son who can live in there, and we replaced your old bed with a crib, but we didn't repaint your room. Is that okay with you?" Jennifer, Hal's mom asked.

"Uhhh...m-mom, I..." Hal stammered.

"Don't take this the wrong way, you're still our son, we're just having another child to fill in the void." Jennifer said.

"F-fine. Go ahead." Hal dropped his head in defeat.

"If you really want this..."

"I-I'm fine with it. I'll be right back." Hal said as his tone got more soft and he headed for the bathroom.

"Be right back, honey. Watch the kids." Jennifer said as she went to pacify Hal.

"Daddy, is Hal going to be okay?" 6-year old Phil asked Ben, Hal's dad.

"Yes. He is. He's just having one of those breakdowns that are common for people who are becoming young adults like him." Ben said.

"Will he ever stop crying?" 7-year old Chris said.

"I bet he'll stop crying in the blink of an eye." Ben declared.

MEANWHILE, IN THE BACKYARD

"Would you like some worms with your mudcake, Mr. Pillow? Of course I would, Jeffie! That's great, Mr. Pillow!" Jeff said as he sprinkled worms into a little ball of mud on a saucer. "Mmmm, looks good!" he said.

"What about you, Mr. Clock? Wouldn't you like some extra soil to go with your poop soup? I'd love some! Alright, Mr. Clock. There's some soil for ya. Time to eat up!" Jeff said as he smothered the pillow into the mud, and threw the clock into the soil and manure.

After a few minutes of this, Jeff pretended to look at his imaginary wristwatch.

"Oh, would you look at that! 5:30! Time for dessert! Be right back, fellas. I need to go make my secret recipe!" Jeff said and walked over behind a tree.

15 MINUTES LATER

Jeff came back with a pile of manure on a saucer.

"I'm back with my secret recipe dessert! My famous soft-served triple decker Butter Pecan Poop Sunrise Surprise!" Jeff said as he laid the plate of the odorant manure on the clothed table.

Jeff shoved the objects into the plate of excrement and made nom-nom noises to make it sound like they're eating. Manure flied out of the bowl and onto the fancy clothed table.

5 MINUTES LATER

"Now since you two eaten a fancy two-course meal, made by me, it's about time you two should take a shower, you're body odor is really strong nowadays." Jeff said as he walked over to a mud puddle with the clock and pillow, and threw them into the pile of mud.

"I'll be back in 25 minutes and I expect you to be completely clean! Rub your pits real well. I'm going to go have leftovers from earlier, if you don't mind." Jeff said as he skipped off, leaving the pillow and the clock lying in the mud.

25 MINUTES LATER

Jeff came back. "Oh good, you two are all clean! Now come on, let's go and play soccer!" Jeff said and trotted off with the clock and the pillow.

"Hal, it's just one kid that'll replace you, don't take it the wrong way." Jennifer said to Hal, sobbing with his head on the window sill.

"I just want you to remember me!" Hal said, with black mascara tears rolling down his face.

"You're my oldest son. The child I've known for the longest by far." Jennifer said to Hal.

"You can have another son." Hal said.

"I just can't believe my first son is living on his own with his boyfriend and he's not even 12. I guess it just goes to show, when you're son screws up at middle school, he ends up living on his own with his boyfriend earlier than anyone else." Jennifer said.

"I think I'm ready to come out now." Hal said.

"Great. Now let's get outta here and continue doing our thing." Jennifer said.

"Okay." Hal said as they left the bathroom.

MEANWHILE

"Catch the ball, Mr. Pillow!" Jeff yelled.

The ball landed in the muddy pillow.

"Very good, Mr. Pillow!" Jeff said. "Okay, Mr Clock. It's your turn. Catch the ball!"

The ball smashed the clock.

"AAAAH! MR. CLOCK! NOOOOO! STAY WITH ME!" Jeff kneeled and held the broken clock.

Jeff started sobbing.

"No! Mr. Clock's gone! And the mud killed Mr. Pillow!" Jeff cried.

Hal heard Jeff's sobs from outside, so he looked out the window to see what was going on.

"Come back, Mr. Clock! Please, don't leave me!" He could hear Jeff sobbing in the distance.

"Jeff?" Hal wondered what was going on. "Uhhh, be right back, guys." Hal went outside to see what was going on.

"Jeff, what's going on?" Hal said confused as Jeff was crying and smothering the broken muddy alarm clock.

"Hal!" Jeff jumped in Hal's arms.

"Why do you stink?" Hal asked while trying to not breathe.

"I-It's a long story. Can we get a new pillow and alarm clock?" Jeff asked Hal.

"Of course, Jeffie. Now it's about time you should take a shower. Your body odor is really strong nowadays. Rub your pits real well." Hal said as he carried Jeff in, and into the shower.

Jeff blushed. He knew everything was back to normal now.

And that's Chapter 26. Must be surprised on how long this chapter was, huh? I put all my effort into it. It's the longest chapter so far. It makes up for the shorter chapters too such as Chapter 21, 23, and the previous chapter. I hope you enjoyed the chapter because it's the longest chapter so far. See you all in the next chapter.