OME!!! Chapter 26 and I still havn't done the disclaimer yet!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Stephenie Meyer's awsome, vamp-tastic, Twilight world. I'm just creating mini chapters about the characters!!! :)
POLLY X3
Edward? What is that?
Blood pouch with a straw stuck through it.
I can see that. But why?
Well, as you know, Bella has gone to visit her cousin Eeyore for the week.
NO WAY!
Yes way. Where do you think she's been these last four days?!
Oh. I thought she was hiding from me.
Why would she be hiding from you?
Cause I threatened to take her on a shopping spree.
Oh. But anywho, I took the-
Anywho?
Yes. Anywho. Now stop interrupting. I took the liberty of making these blood pouches for Bella in case she gets hungry. I mean, we don't want her eating Winnie The Pooh now do we?
I guess not.
But there was one left over so I thought I could try one. You know, they're surprisingly delicious.
Mmm Uh.
What?
[Alice snatches blood pouch labelled 'Blood Juice – Surprisingly Delish' and runs away]
Alice! ALICE! GIVE IT BACK! NOOO! MY BLOOD JUICE! MY BLOOD JUICE!