A/N: Well, this one is back, and we're back with cable theft! I'm not saying you should do it. Just saying you CAN do it XD.

RWBY Animated Adventures

Summary: A collection of unrelated RWBY fics based off of the Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures.

*Profit*

RTAA: Stealin' Cable with Michael

Sun hated one thing about in Vacuo. The price for some decent cable was way too expensive! It cost a boatload of lien per month!

His father was honorable and from Atlas, so he didn't dare resort to petty theft.

Sun's brother though…well, he was definitely a piece of shit.

He got his hands on a black box and stole cable.

As a teenager, Sun was able to watch all the pay-per-view channels, which were all movies, for free. He watched the newest movies three times a week, the lucky bastard.

And, he got to watch Spice TV. Nothing was better than a horny teenager and Spice TV. In one year, he easily doubled his dick size just from stretching it so much. Blake and Yang were very thankful for that.

Not to mention he had a great way to make money. He recorded Spice TV and sold them to his friends Neptune, Sage, and Scarlet. Soon, he started selling more of them to other people in school.

Neptune sold lollipops in school. Scarlet sold trading cards.

Sun had it made when he started selling stolen cable.

A/N: Again, not saying you should do this. Just letting you know that you can XD.