Author's Note: As a North American Hetalia fan, I feel obligated to fic around this time because NA bros' birthdays. (What is grammar? XD)
However, I kinda completely forgot that it WAS their birthdays until like an hour ago, so have a weird drabble that makes no sense whatsoever and is not very congratulatory for Al and Mattie's birthdays, anyways.
(read: cracky character death)
Part 2 will be posted... well, I think you know when. :D
"HAPPY B-DAY BRO!" America yelled, jumping. "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Canada yelled back, whipping a knife out of nowhere and stabbing America in the femur.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" America screamed, picking up a giant cake and hurling it at Canada.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Canada launched Kumajirou at his brother.
"CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" America's blood spewed everywhere as he lobbed sharp pointy objects at Canada.
"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Canada's blood did the same as he broke a window with a meat cleaver.
Then somehow both of them were holding scissors.
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SCISSORS!" America yelled.
"SCIIIISSSSSSSOOORSSS!" Canada replied.
"DAH SCISSORS! DAH!"
*stab stab stab*
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Canada screamed once America was lying in a pool of his own blood. "YOU ARE DEAD!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" America threw one last pencil before he died.
The pencil stabbed through Canada's throat, so he died too.
The End
Author's Note: Happy Canada Day! :D